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algoresmilkymams.bsky.social
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@algoresmilkymams.bsky.social
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two time middle school geography bee champion. grossly obese but attracted to cross country runners. enjoyer of screaming females. also: lou gehrig didn't die of "lou gehrig's disease" but he still died of lou gehrig's disease.
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earthtonic & lockboxed @algoresmilkymams.bsky.social · 1h
what drug cocktail is he on here? same one neal katyal was tripping on at burningman?
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Professional Shitposter @proflshtpstr.bsky.social · 16h
My favorite Stone clip
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earthtonic & lockboxed @algoresmilkymams.bsky.social · 1h
why did sleepyjoe brandon & mayo pete buttigieg do this?
why do they hate my nontraditional pets, like foxes & squirrels?
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earthtonic & lockboxed @algoresmilkymams.bsky.social · 1h
politics is just going the way of music: legacy acts all the way down.
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earthtonic & lockboxed @algoresmilkymams.bsky.social · 1h
personally, i blame napster/social media.
just as filesharing extinguished the possibility of new artists emerging thru label a&r & making a living on album sales, the dawn of the social internet splintered platforms in such a way that nothing new can truly replace the old.
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earthtonic & lockboxed @algoresmilkymams.bsky.social · 1h
somewhere, barry mc cockiner remains silent, as he gives not one solitary fuck about the troops, if doing so would hurt his godking donold's standing.
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Drew Harwell @drewharwell.com · 14h
Military families on day 9 of the shutdown lining up at the food bank
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earthtonic & lockboxed @algoresmilkymams.bsky.social · 1h
i still call it swaziland.
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earthtonic & lockboxed @algoresmilkymams.bsky.social · 1h
rfk, jr., decided, in his infinite wisdom, that those people 75+ can still get boosted, & maga trusts bobby worms on medicine.
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earthtonic & lockboxed @algoresmilkymams.bsky.social · 1h
wapo oddly less concerned about this than they were concerned about susanna gibson.
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earthtonic & lockboxed @algoresmilkymams.bsky.social · 2h
a man in a police uniform is sitting in a car and waving .
ALT: a man in a police uniform is sitting in a car and waving .
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earthtonic & lockboxed @algoresmilkymams.bsky.social · 2h
is tucker favreau an unholy monster from a yung frankenstein remake on which mel brooks cast frank luntz as the doctor?
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earthtonic & lockboxed @algoresmilkymams.bsky.social · 2h
too many upper story windows in dc.
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George Conway 👊🇺🇸🔥 @gtconway.bsky.social · 5h
Is it just me, or does it seem the press is actually and completely terrified to report about Donald Trump's physical and mental health the way it would have if anyone else were president?
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earthtonic & lockboxed @algoresmilkymams.bsky.social · 2h
he was probably a milwaukee union guy who hated james groppi's openhousing marches more than he hated his sons being sent to die in vietnam.
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earthtonic & lockboxed @algoresmilkymams.bsky.social · 2h
the chesa boudin piece.
the john fetterman thing.
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earthtonic & lockboxed @algoresmilkymams.bsky.social · 2h
with science, anything is possible.
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earthtonic & lockboxed @algoresmilkymams.bsky.social · 2h
. @shoe is this the vice president as a cat?
(they are from ohio.)
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UNCAИИY (they/them) @ad1nf1n1tum.bsky.social · 2h
We need to get Pudge the Cat to be guest picker for Michigan/Ohio State
Pudge the Cat with his little bleppy tongue poking out
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earthtonic & lockboxed @algoresmilkymams.bsky.social · 2h
not moxie?
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earthtonic & lockboxed @algoresmilkymams.bsky.social · 2h
given his tenure at vanity fair during trump's political rise, i don't think graydon carter actually read spy.
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earthtonic & lockboxed @algoresmilkymams.bsky.social · 2h
"his name is robert paulsen".
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earthtonic & lockboxed @algoresmilkymams.bsky.social · 4h
should have given it to greta thunberg. if only so [email protected] would have formalwear pictures of greta to add to his files.
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earthtonic & lockboxed @algoresmilkymams.bsky.social · 4h
a man and a woman are sitting at a table with the words you need to shut up
ALT: a man and a woman are sitting at a table with the words you need to shut up
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earthtonic & lockboxed @algoresmilkymams.bsky.social · 4h
mao beatoff chiang kai-shek, after already beatingoff hirohito... same energy. twice.
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earthtonic & lockboxed @algoresmilkymams.bsky.social · 4h
sorry, but due to mamdani being constitutionally ineligible to the presidency, best we can do in 2028 is vance/fetterman vs. platner/eastman.
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earthtonic & lockboxed @algoresmilkymams.bsky.social · 5h
the battle of '77.
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earthtonic & lockboxed @algoresmilkymams.bsky.social · 12h
morrissey.
latinos adore him, but he's also a profoundly racist man.
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ghost malone ergo propter malone @proptermalone.bsky.social · 3d
who is the most interesting artist that could appear with Bad Bunny at the Super Bowl that conservatives would interpret as a gesture towards mollifying them?
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earthtonic & lockboxed @algoresmilkymams.bsky.social · 12h
median american blues fan.
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