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BerityBaker

@allisonthe13th.bsky.social

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they/them season 30 fat richie tozier fanfic author & general nuisance still in my steddie era 🩷💜💙

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BerityBaker @allisonthe13th.bsky.social · 23d

maybe a nervous breakdown would solve all my problems

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Audrey Farnsworth @audipenny.bsky.social · 7h

Jack Skellington trying to figure out Christmas but it’s me simply waking up in the morning

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BerityBaker @allisonthe13th.bsky.social · 1m

love getting my milk cheap at costco, but for the love of all things holy I am begging them to make the safety seal easier to remove

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emily north @north0fnorth.tgirl.gay · 9h

lmao david byrne showed the video of the ice agents tripping over themselves while trying to run after a biker on wacker drive during the “life during wartime” segment of his chicago show tonight

the video being projected behind all the performers on stage

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BerityBaker @allisonthe13th.bsky.social · 9h

my upper GI watching me eat pickles at 12am, right before lying down for bed:

eddie munson in the upside down, looking distressed

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Micah @rincewind.run · 11h

there are going to be a lot of stories in the next couple weeks about the generosity of ordinary people in helping their fellow Americans and all of them will be wonderful and none of them should be necessary

we don’t have to have a government this cruel and capricious

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Jo Kershaw @mthrjo.bsky.social · 15h

Let’s be real: approximately ten seconds after you told Tolkien that Catholics couldn’t go to Mass because they were afraid of being disappeared by agents of the government, he’d be out there protesting.

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BerityBaker @allisonthe13th.bsky.social · 16h

they had the movies on in the background, more like

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Adam P. Knave @adampknave.com · 1d

They are also intentionally conflating machine-learning and generative AI slop to confuse and try to make GenAI seem necessary. Google Maps traffic stuff is machine learning, not GenAI, for example. Auto-correct is too. Don't let them make you lose the thread. GenAI slop is slop.

doom boy @doomboy.bsky.social · 1d

the nyt posts this stuff like avoiding AI for 48 hours is hard and meanwhile i have literally never once intentionally used an AI program for anything ever

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BerityBaker @allisonthe13th.bsky.social · 2d

enough said, I’m on board

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Draculaz 🦇🎃🧛🏼 @midearthling.bsky.social · 3d

Hot take but I think more music should be made of solely Looney Tunes noises

derek guy @dieworkwear.bsky.social · 3d

makes me weep to think of the gifts robbed from us because unaffordable housing has made it difficult for people to pursue their passions and hobbies

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PhantoMantis @phantomantis.bsky.social · 3d

The trick 'r treaters are getting something special this year.

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BerityBaker @allisonthe13th.bsky.social · 3d

yes, this is the same cousin who saw PA and djo with me in nashville

BerityBaker @allisonthe13th.bsky.social · 3d

I’m laughing so hard, especially because my cousin officiated my mom’s wedding last weekend

and she has the scoops outfit. she literally could’ve done this lmao

Jude ✨️ @steviesskivvies.bsky.social · 4d

JOE OFFICIATED A WEDDING WHILE WEARING HIS SCOOPS UNIFORM

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McReynolds @mcreynolds87.bsky.social · 5d

what if everyone has a thing for Eddie, and with a thing i mean a crush

Jonathan had his when he first started high school and found Eddie under the bleachers, they talked and he shared his lunch with him, they talked for a few weeks and then Eddie never showed up under the bleachers again

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BerityBaker @allisonthe13th.bsky.social · 5d

yeah yeah, he’s doing “degenerate art” but like

have we forgotten melania’s blood trees?? the hypocrisy shouldn’t be so galling anymore, and yet

BerityBaker @allisonthe13th.bsky.social · 5d

joe keery eating from a let’s potato chip bag and looking like a sad/guilty dog

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Gail Simone @gailsimone.bsky.social · 5d

Here is a conversation a lot of people don’t want to have: @kathygriffin.bsky.social was more courageous than most of them by far and paid more heavily for speaking out.

She is owed a lot of apologies.

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BerityBaker @allisonthe13th.bsky.social · 5d

!!!!!!!! 😍

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Star ✧⁠*⁠。 @starthecozy.bsky.social · 5d

More sapphic steddie for #STKinktober25 :>

digital art of sapphic stevie and eddie making out

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BerityBaker @allisonthe13th.bsky.social · 6d

pssst: chapter 4 of Hair of the Dog is up!! 🐾🌒

archiveofourown.org/works/716934...

“So, basically,” Dustin says after a long pause, “we need to operate under the assumption that werewolf legends have some truth to them, because they’re the closest thing we have to actual answers.”

“Well, that’s not ideal,” Steve mutters, his sarcasm reflecting Eddie’s frustration.

“No, it’s not,” Dustin agrees. “But at least it’s a start.”

“A start? What kind of start is it, knowing I might turn into a big rabid dog every month?”

BerityBaker @allisonthe13th.bsky.social · 6d

the scars the garfield socks the shoelaces I am IN LOVE

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:/ 🔞 @pukner.bsky.social · Nov 26

them 💕

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JJ🌱 @paradimeshifts.bsky.social · Dec 25

And a little more SFW version

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BerityBaker @allisonthe13th.bsky.social · 6d

no, no. he tried, and he got what he NEEDED

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snoops ❤️‍🔥 @stonesonfire.bsky.social · 7d

has anyone ever thought of steddie flirting like mad for months all the time (they both know. it’s slow and delicious. they love dancing around each other so much).

one day, eddie finds out steve secretly loves (LOVES) the rolling stones.

#steddie

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