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BerityBaker
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they/them season 30 fat richie tozier fanfic author & general nuisance still in my steddie era 🩷💜💙
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maybe a nervous breakdown would solve all my problems
my upper GI watching me eat pickles at 12am, right before lying down for bed:
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there are going to be a lot of stories in the next couple weeks about the generosity of ordinary people in helping their fellow Americans and all of them will be wonderful and none of them should be necessary

we don’t have to have a government this cruel and capricious
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Let’s be real: approximately ten seconds after you told Tolkien that Catholics couldn’t go to Mass because they were afraid of being disappeared by agents of the government, he’d be out there protesting.
they had the movies on in the background, more like
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They are also intentionally conflating machine-learning and generative AI slop to confuse and try to make GenAI seem necessary. Google Maps traffic stuff is machine learning, not GenAI, for example. Auto-correct is too. Don't let them make you lose the thread. GenAI slop is slop.
the nyt posts this stuff like avoiding AI for 48 hours is hard and meanwhile i have literally never once intentionally used an AI program for anything ever
enough said, I’m on board
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Hot take but I think more music should be made of solely Looney Tunes noises
makes me weep to think of the gifts robbed from us because unaffordable housing has made it difficult for people to pursue their passions and hobbies
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The trick 'r treaters are getting something special this year.
yes, this is the same cousin who saw PA and djo with me in nashville
I’m laughing so hard, especially because my cousin officiated my mom’s wedding last weekend

and she has the scoops outfit. she literally could’ve done this lmao
JOE OFFICIATED A WEDDING WHILE WEARING HIS SCOOPS UNIFORM
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what if everyone has a thing for Eddie, and with a thing i mean a crush

Jonathan had his when he first started high school and found Eddie under the bleachers, they talked and he shared his lunch with him, they talked for a few weeks and then Eddie never showed up under the bleachers again
yeah yeah, he’s doing “degenerate art” but like

have we forgotten melania’s blood trees?? the hypocrisy shouldn’t be so galling anymore, and yet
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Here is a conversation a lot of people don’t want to have: @kathygriffin.bsky.social was more courageous than most of them by far and paid more heavily for speaking out.

She is owed a lot of apologies.
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pssst: chapter 4 of Hair of the Dog is up!! 🐾🌒

archiveofourown.org/works/716934...
the scars the garfield socks the shoelaces I am IN LOVE
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And a little more SFW version
no, no. he tried, and he got what he NEEDED
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has anyone ever thought of steddie flirting like mad for months all the time (they both know. it’s slow and delicious. they love dancing around each other so much).

one day, eddie finds out steve secretly loves (LOVES) the rolling stones.

#steddie
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We are very close to the first ICE agents being defeated by a tunnel painted on the side of a wall.
and of all the little cards it came with, this one’s going RIGHT on the fridge