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Amy Harber, Scarlet Witch of Sports
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⚾️🏈hexing problematic athletes/sports teams🏒🏀 -“elite” Duranie -#Swiftie -Cleveland vs The World -Buckeyes, Fins, Guards, Cavs, BJax, Wrexham, Aston Villa
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Don't let this fierce photo shoot with "noted fashion photographer" Nigel Barker of ANTM distract you from the fact the Warriors blew a 3-1 lead, Duran Duran got in the Rock Hall, that scam artist Tempast Wulf/Miranda Casida still owes me $2000 or my abusive ex-bf Brendan Jackson still stalks me.
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Goodnight 🌙

Fuck the 2nd Amendment
just start running over these fucking idiots or don’t turn off the power to the third rail and let nature run its course. i said what i said. people have lives, jobs, appointments to get to. been waiting 30 minutes for a train now
just start running over these fucking idiots or don’t turn off the power to the third rail and let nature run its course. i said what i said. people have lives, jobs, appointments to get to. been waiting 30 minutes for a train now
🟥 Red Line trains are standing with significant delays near Clark/Division due to unauthorized person on tracks. Crews working to restore service.
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Bluesky is cool, but I still prefer to ...
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More from amfar Gala in Cannes x “Come Undone” feat. Anna Ross.
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so untrue.
RFK Jr: "We found that there's a direct inverse correlation between fluoride exposure and low IQ in children. So the more you get, the stupider you are."
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Dear god let this man cook.
#letemknow you’re #fortheland they’re playing basketball, we love that basketball. 🏀🏀🏀🏀⛹🏽‍♂️⛹🏻‍♂️⛹🏿‍♂️ Go Cavs!!! Cleveland is the city

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@cavsfrog.bsky.social @clevelandcavaliers.bsky.social
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Fire the dad. Then sell pay-per-view subs for what he does to the kid.
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Careful what you wish for
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We’re at the arresting judges stage of fascism.
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I promise to quit drinking if they give me the job.
npr.org NPR @npr.org · Apr 21
BREAKING NEWS: The White House has begun the process of looking for a new secretary of defense, according to a U.S. official who was not authorized to speak publicly.
The White House has begun process of looking for new secretary of defense
The White House has begun the process of looking for a new secretary of defense, according to a U.S. official who was not authorized to speak publicly.
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Water Tower Realty still has not called me back. no call, no email, nothing. just think if i hadn’t been home when the flooding happened. right there there tells you the type of company i’m dealing with. FUCKING SLUMLORDS!!!
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I mean attempting to converse with JD Vance is enough to kill anyone
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JD Vance is so awful. He bullied the 88 year old Pope into giving him an audience. And he must have said something so horrible, he scared or angered the Pope into being ill and dying! #PopeFrancis
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Can't imagine living a life of service to the world and you gotta go out listening to JD Vance. Woof.
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The pope held out just long enough so he could send an underling to tell JD Vance to go fuck himself.
JD Vance said "“It is good to see you in better health.”
Pope Francis said "lord, deliver me from evil" and god said "ok"

hell of a week for JD Vance....he kills Ohio State's trophy on Monday and then kills Pope Francis on Sunday.
JD VANCE KILLED THE POPE
The Pope met that anti-christ ghoul, immediately decided he couldn’t do it anymore, had all remaining will to live drained out of him and dipped out.