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Amy Harber, Scarlet Witch of Sports

@amyharber.bsky.social

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⚾️🏈hexing problematic athletes/sports teams🏒🏀 -“elite” Duranie -#Swiftie -Cleveland vs The World -Buckeyes, Fins, Guards, Cavs, BJax, Wrexham, Aston Villa

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Amy Harber, Scarlet Witch of Sports @amyharber.bsky.social · Nov 14

Don't let this fierce photo shoot with "noted fashion photographer" Nigel Barker of ANTM distract you from the fact the Warriors blew a 3-1 lead, Duran Duran got in the Rock Hall, that scam artist Tempast Wulf/Miranda Casida still owes me $2000 or my abusive ex-bf Brendan Jackson still stalks me.

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Morgan J Freeman @mjfree.bsky.social · 1d

Goodnight 🌙

Fuck the 2nd Amendment

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Amy Harber, Scarlet Witch of Sports @amyharber.bsky.social · Jul 14

just start running over these fucking idiots or don’t turn off the power to the third rail and let nature run its course. i said what i said. people have lives, jobs, appointments to get to. been waiting 30 minutes for a train now

Amy Harber, Scarlet Witch of Sports @amyharber.bsky.social · Jul 14

Chicago Transportation Alerts @ctaalerts.bsky.social · Jul 14

🟥 Red Line trains are standing with significant delays near Clark/Division due to unauthorized person on tracks. Crews working to restore service.

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🇺🇸 Chris NJ ➡️ AZ 🔵 @skyblue-cp.bsky.social · Dec 15

Bluesky is cool, but I still prefer to ...

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Amy Harber, Scarlet Witch of Sports @amyharber.bsky.social · Jun 11

#guardsball

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Duran Duran @durandurancom.bsky.social · May 27

More from amfar Gala in Cannes x “Come Undone” feat. Anna Ross.

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Amy Harber, Scarlet Witch of Sports @amyharber.bsky.social · May 24

only then they don’t

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✨🦋𝓢𝓗𝓔𝓘𝓛𝓐 🦋✨ @sheilaharris.bsky.social · May 14

Qatar supported 9/11.

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Amy Harber, Scarlet Witch of Sports @amyharber.bsky.social · May 5

love it

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Vincent Tondy @vincenttondy.bsky.social · May 4

This is for @amyharber.bsky.social

Codify Baseball @codifybaseball.bsky.social · May 4

Caption this.
#DuranDuran

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Amy Harber, Scarlet Witch of Sports @amyharber.bsky.social · Apr 30

so untrue.

Aaron Rupar @atrupar.com · Apr 30

RFK Jr: "We found that there's a direct inverse correlation between fluoride exposure and low IQ in children. So the more you get, the stupider you are."

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Tim Onion @bencollins.bsky.social · Apr 29

Dear god let this man cook.

Pritzker: It’s time for us to be done with optimism about their motives. Time to stop wondering if you can trust the nuclear codes to people who don’t know how to organize a group chat. It’s time to stop ignoring the hypocrisy in wearing a big gold cross while announcing the defunding of children’s cancer research… Autistic kids and adults who are loving contributors to our society don’t deserve to be stigmatized by a weird nepo baby who once stashed a dead bear in his car. Our military service members don’t deserve to be told by a washed-up Fox TV commentator, who drank too much before being appointed Secretary of Defense, that they can’t serve their country simply because they are Black, gay, or a woman.

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Amy Harber, Scarlet Witch of Sports @amyharber.bsky.social · Apr 28

#letemknow you’re #fortheland they’re playing basketball, we love that basketball. 🏀🏀🏀🏀⛹🏽‍♂️⛹🏻‍♂️⛹🏿‍♂️ Go Cavs!!! Cleveland is the city

💅🏻by Rock Star Nails Evanston

@cavsfrog.bsky.social @clevelandcavaliers.bsky.social

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McPoyle's Navy @mcpoylesnavy.bsky.social · Apr 27

Fire the dad. Then sell pay-per-view subs for what he does to the kid.

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Razzball @razzball.bsky.social · Apr 26

Careful what you wish for

Shedeur Sanders is finally selected by the Cleveland Browns!

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Matt Novak @paleofuture.bsky.social · Apr 25

We’re at the arresting judges stage of fascism.

Kash Patel on Twitter: Just NOW, the FBI arrested Judge Hannah Dugan out of Milwaukee, Wisconsin on charges of obstruction — after evidence of Judge Dugan obstructing an immigration arrest operation last week.
We believe Judge Dugan intentionally misdirected federal agents away from the subject to be arrested in her courthouse, Eduardo Flores Ruiz, allowing the subject — an illegal alien — to evade arrest.
Thankfully our agents chased down the perp on foot and he's been in custody since, but the Judge's obstruction created increased danger to the public.
We will have more to share soon. Excellent work @FBIMilwaukee.
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Patton Oswalt @pattonoswalt.bsky.social · Apr 21

I promise to quit drinking if they give me the job.

NPR @npr.org · Apr 21

BREAKING NEWS: The White House has begun the process of looking for a new secretary of defense, according to a U.S. official who was not authorized to speak publicly.

The White House has begun process of looking for new secretary of defense

The White House has begun the process of looking for a new secretary of defense, according to a U.S. official who was not authorized to speak publicly.

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Amy Harber, Scarlet Witch of Sports @amyharber.bsky.social · Apr 22

Water Tower Realty still has not called me back. no call, no email, nothing. just think if i hadn’t been home when the flooding happened. right there there tells you the type of company i’m dealing with. FUCKING SLUMLORDS!!!

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Elizabeth Broadbent @elizabethbroadbent.bsky.social · Apr 21

I mean attempting to converse with JD Vance is enough to kill anyone

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🌻🇺🇦Omberto Aldobrandeschi🇩🇪🇮🇹 @riccardoomberto.bsky.social · Apr 21

Easter Death Eater

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Audrey @ohdrey89.bsky.social · Apr 21

JD Vance is so awful. He bullied the 88 year old Pope into giving him an audience. And he must have said something so horrible, he scared or angered the Pope into being ill and dying! #PopeFrancis

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Mark Ennis @markennis.bsky.social · Apr 21

Can't imagine living a life of service to the world and you gotta go out listening to JD Vance. Woof.

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Plastictreeofdoom @plastictreeofdoom.bsky.social · Apr 21

The pope held out just long enough so he could send an underling to tell JD Vance to go fuck himself.

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Amy Harber, Scarlet Witch of Sports @amyharber.bsky.social · Apr 21

JD Vance said "“It is good to see you in better health.”
Pope Francis said "lord, deliver me from evil" and god said "ok"

hell of a week for JD Vance....he kills Ohio State's trophy on Monday and then kills Pope Francis on Sunday.

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Amy Harber, Scarlet Witch of Sports @amyharber.bsky.social · Apr 21

JD VANCE KILLED THE POPE
The Pope met that anti-christ ghoul, immediately decided he couldn’t do it anymore, had all remaining will to live drained out of him and dipped out.

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