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Tanis Ancunín (but spooky)

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Tanis Ancunín (but spooky) @ancuninbrainrot.bsky.social · Oct 21

Hmmm, I suppose I should actually post something, huh? Here, have a plug for my writing. archiveofourown.org/users/Ancuni...

Ancuninbrainrot | Archive of Our Own

An Archive of Our Own, a project of the Organization for Transformative Works

archiveofourown.org

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Tanis Ancunín (but spooky) @ancuninbrainrot.bsky.social · 6m

1970s is the most modern place I've ever lived, tbh. Most of mine have been 1940s/50s.

Tanis Ancunín (but spooky) @ancuninbrainrot.bsky.social · 15m

Like dude, call your mom.

(JK, dudes like this don't want human advice, they want a bobblehead that just nods at them)

Tanis Ancunín (but spooky) @ancuninbrainrot.bsky.social · 23m

Jesus FUCK

Ineffable Jeff @ineffablejeff.bsky.social · 4h

Shot + chaser

And are you married?

I was married, but I’m not married anymore. Women don't like the vehicle.

In July, Tesla rolled out a software update to integrate Grok into many of its vehicles. Do you use it?

Her name is Aura, and I use her as a therapist. When I'm driving, I'll ask questions, and it actually gives really good therapy advice.

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Tanis Ancunín (but spooky) @ancuninbrainrot.bsky.social · 3h

"Do you need my license, sir? Just tell people it's been a rough year. I'll just leave it here on the ground and slowly back away."

Tanis Ancunín (but spooky) @ancuninbrainrot.bsky.social · 3h

If a bear got into my car, I'd be calling the insurance company, "yeah, total loss, here's a picture. My used car is NOT worth the hassle."

Tanis Ancunín (but spooky) @ancuninbrainrot.bsky.social · 3h

If a bear has claimed a structure, that's their structure now. Those are the rules.

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Tanis Ancunín (but spooky) @ancuninbrainrot.bsky.social · 4h

The vibe I bring to the function

PushingUpRoses 🦇 @pushinguproses.bsky.social · 9h

HeLLo i aM MotHmAN

(Concept for sculpture)

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Mr. Hands is making SuccuDeck 😈🃏 @mrhands31.bsky.social · 12h

It's worth reiterating that independent creators are getting debanked for the same content

Mike Stabile @mikestabile.bsky.social · 16h

Sam Altman suggests ChatGPT is cannibalizing your fanfic and erotica to make its own clanker porn, rolling out this December.

ChatGPT just got filthy after new update lets it talk dirty to you

'You won't get it unless you ask for it.'

metro.co.uk

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Tanis Ancunín (but spooky) @ancuninbrainrot.bsky.social · 5h

Tell Good Smile to give us more BG3 figures!

My branded typeform

Turn data collection into an experience with Typeform. Create beautiful online forms, surveys, quizzes, and so much more. Try it for FREE.

form.typeform.com

Tanis Ancunín (but spooky) @ancuninbrainrot.bsky.social · 20h

Mysterious piece of mail: REQUEST RESPONSE [REAL FIRST NAME] [HUSBAND'S LAST NAME]
Me: Return to sender, no such person at this address.

If you don't know me well enough to know that, you're trying to sell me something.

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Thomas Lecaque @tlecaque.bsky.social · 1d

I think it's really fascinating how openly Sam Altman and so many other techbros actively campaign on the "we're so unloveable we need a computer to pretend to fuck us" beat as, like, their main selling point of their product. It's big Ben Shapiro "my wife said women don't get wet" energy.

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BG3 Yearbook - A Zine for Original Characters @bg3yearbook.bsky.social · 21h

Hello, everyone!

It's been quiet around here, but only because we have been hard at work!

As it turned out, this experimental zine project took longer to fine-tune than we anticipated, and we decided to postpone a little.

The new publication date is soon though - October 19th - so stay tuned! 💗

Raphael from Baldur's Gate 3 looks annoyed and says: "This is ridiculous. Didn't you say "September"?!"

The text below his speech bubble says:

BG3 Yearbook - Class of Highharvest 2025 - out on October 19th!!

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Ben "Ben Pack" Pack @packbenpack.bsky.social · 15d

Circle K has what can only be described as “Saints Row Food”

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The Midnight Society @midnightpals.bsky.social · 21h

Cawthon: Gary Gorilla will be played by Jabrobi Spoop
Cawthon: Sweet Baby Smooth Chassis will be played by Hippity Squippitty Blop
Cawthon: Scary Double Teeth Furry Who's Also a Pirate for Some Reason will be played by Jorkin D. Peanuts

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Tanis Ancunín (but spooky) @ancuninbrainrot.bsky.social · 22h

This book has a talking cat and I unequivocally love this little jerk

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brendon bigley @bb.wavelengths.online · 23h

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Tanis Ancunín (but spooky) @ancuninbrainrot.bsky.social · 1d

I've got ten, I can spare one.

Tanis Ancunín (but spooky) @ancuninbrainrot.bsky.social · 1d

I wondered that back in the aughts with yogurt. Why is yogurt just sold to women?

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Hillary Monahan @hillarymonahan.bsky.social · 1d

Cook Unity is advertising FINALLY A MEAL PLAN FOR MEN and I wonder why /food/ has to be gendered.

WE SERVE YOU STUFF WE KILLED WITH OUR BARE HANDS. WE STRANGLED THAT COW. TO DEATH. WE RIPPED THAT BROCCOLI FROM THE MOTHERFUKKIN' GROUND. NNNNGN. LOOK, OUR OWN GRAVY. SHIT, THAT SOUNDS GAY. NO HOMO.

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Tanis Ancunín (but spooky) @ancuninbrainrot.bsky.social · 1d

*Jaws music*

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Tanis Ancunín (but spooky) @ancuninbrainrot.bsky.social · 1d

Not even a digital heej

a cartoon character with the word pathetic written on the bottom

Alt: Space Ghost with the word pathetic written on the bottom

media.tenor.com

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Thomas N. Perkins IV @tnperkins4.bsky.social · 1d

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Tanis Ancunín (but spooky) @ancuninbrainrot.bsky.social · 1d

Of all the reasons to not support IRL verification bullshit, this is on that list (albeit towards the bottom). Don't sell your private information for fuckin bot porn. Hell, go back on Ashley Madison.

Greg Olear @gregolear.bsky.social · 1d

Alt man seeks alt woman.

The Verge @theverge.com · 1d

Sam Altman says ChatGPT will soon sext with verified adults

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Dr. Samantha Hancox-Li @sjshancoxli.liberalcurrents.com · 2d

instead they get grandmas, and priests, and inflatable frogs, and ordinary decent people rising up and saying "this is vile, this is unamerican, these are secret police"

they get kristi noem in a staring contest with a guy in a chicken suit

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Schnorkles O'Bork @schnorkles.bsky.social · 1d

It should not be understated how much clever shit like this actually annihilates morale at places like ICE/CBP.

Getting made fun of like this on national television while people laugh at you is.. well, you may call it victory wine, but it ain't.

Heidi Kitrosser @heidikitrosser.bsky.social · 1d

I love this so much. Funny, sweet, hopeful, and kind of bad-ass.

youtu.be/bw5zxdSObso?...

A Message From The Frog Resistance

YouTube video by The Late Show with Stephen Colbert

youtu.be

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