Andrew Pfister
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remember, friends don’t let friends buy “Division Champions” apparel
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Seattle Nextdoor right now: “Are those gunshots?“
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He did the Best Thing though at the end and stayed quiet and let the stadium noise soak
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Mariners hats look like a Hades boon
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Very very happy to be wrong
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That was it, Sports Intuition is kicking in

That was their shot
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In the last few years, Seattle Mariners have played two playoff games comprising of 31 innings (and counting)
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it would be one thing if this was actually good baseball
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Haven’t watched wrestling in a minute, but that‘s like a Money in the Bank situation or something, right?
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this is the equivalent of a 20-minute jam that goes nowhere
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(neither of these teams have the juice to beat the Blue Jays or Dodgers/Cubs)
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That was it, Sports Intuition is kicking in

That was their shot
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you know, one maybe underrated possibility is that in October weather Safeco/T-Mobile switches from being a pitcher’s park to being an insane pitcher’s park and we just didn’t notice because there weren’t any playoff games in Seattle for 25 years
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Bazardo is also just a kick-ass last name
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Worked out for the Mariners, but the absolute dumbest people in the world
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everyone deserves health care except major league baseball umpires
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The lesson of this Robles plate appearance, as always, is that bunting is stupid
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With the slowest of zoom-ins
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They should make the edges of the screen glow progressively redder for each extra inning
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Me:
Her:
Me: …
Her: …lot of broken bats tonig—
Me: Lots of broken bats!
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T f is going on with these bats
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I hear his voice EVERY TIME
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baseball is the best preparation for death because it does not come with a clock that tells you when your suffering will end one way or the other
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The Joe Buck 47th inning tweet and Jon Bois’ playoff OT hockey tweet are on the sports Mount Rushmore
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JOE BUCK: Welcome to the top of the 47th
[Sun rises]
[Sun keeps getting bigger]
BUCK: yes
[World engulfed by flames]
BUCK: oh god yes