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Andrew Pfister
@andrewpfister.bsky.social
Dogs | Beer League Hockey Player | Nintendo Treehouse (opinions are my own)

You are not alone.
It’s Heave Ho Season

Mariah doesn’t have a song for it, but she should
www.nintendo.com/us/store/pro...
November 26, 2025 at 1:54 AM
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This is so funny because recipes can literally already be copied and reposted with no attribution or copyright. All AI does here is add statistical noise and make the stolen content useless. AI can’t even steal content without fucking it up.
NEW: AI “recipe slop” is overrunning search and social. Food creators say Google’s AI Overviews and glossy fake food pics are drowning out real, tested recipes — collapsing traffic and setting home cooks up for disaster, especially this Thanksgiving.

Gift link: www.bloomberg.com/news/article...
AI Slop Recipes Are Taking Over the Internet -- And Thanksgiving Dinner
Food bloggers see traffic dip as home cooks turn to AI, inspired by impossible pictures
www.bloomberg.com
November 25, 2025 at 4:30 PM
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one of the coolest things about ChatGPT is how you can actually just never use it. you can fill your whole entire life with simply not once using it. it's incredible.
November 25, 2025 at 4:15 PM
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maybe i am going insane
November 24, 2025 at 6:49 PM
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Isn't it so weird to deeply know in your bones something obvious with no equivocation, for years and years, and then to one day see articles about people wondering if maybe the incredibly obvious thing you've known this whole time might be happening, as if the media is discovering it now??
“This is total armageddon for the online right. It’s looking like half of their large accounts were foreigners posing as Americans all along.”
Top MAGA Influencers Accidentally Unmasked as Foreign Actors
A new feature on Elon Musk’s X has given deeper insight into the online “America First” movement.
www.thedailybeast.com
November 24, 2025 at 4:54 PM
I did it 35 minutes ago, Charlie Brown
November 24, 2025 at 2:24 AM
6-7, Charlie Brown
All those moments will be lost in time, like tears in rain, Charlie Brown.
You're too short for that gesture, Charlie Brown
November 24, 2025 at 1:56 AM
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When Frustration Threatens Desire, by Kerry James Marshall, 1990, 📸 by @drewhallowell
November 23, 2025 at 11:55 PM
Kirby lore > all other lore
Galactic Nova’s glow up in Kirby Air Riders goes INSANE! 😱
November 23, 2025 at 11:15 PM
November 23, 2025 at 11:11 PM
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My friend just fuckin showed up with a corncob pipe & that’s when it hit me that we are all in our 40s which means we get one new accessory slot
November 23, 2025 at 9:11 PM
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November 23, 2025 at 7:23 PM
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When dogs sigh it is the craziest thing in the world, deserving of the loudest “OH REALLY” you can muster
it's funny to me when a dog is really sleepy. oh are you all burnt out from lying around all day? did you think too much with your primitive and underdeveloped brain? yeah I can see why you can barely keep your eyes open
November 23, 2025 at 7:09 AM
You could drive from Tokyo to Osaka in 90 minutes in one of these beauties
November 23, 2025 at 4:51 PM
In my head, this was the coalescing moment of the Ziff/1UP era and kicked off our golden age. The online games, Geometry Wars score wars, Guitar Hero beer nights, 1UP/EGM combo review teams…leading into 1UP Show development and 1UP Yours’ breakthrough “Horse Armor” episode.

Special moment in time.
Xbox 360 is now 20 years old (November 22, 2005)
November 22, 2025 at 4:45 PM
“Chrono Trigger Motherfucker”

was I drunk in Vancouver in 2018? It’s possible
ya'll aint ready for the discourse happening on the wall of my local punk bar in 2018
November 22, 2025 at 3:59 AM
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imagine walking down the beach and seeing jesus carrying some guy
November 22, 2025 at 1:04 AM
did she Friday Night Dump herself?
BREAKING: Marjorie Taylor Greene says she's resigning from Congress — effective January 5, 2026.
November 22, 2025 at 1:32 AM
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Simultaneously true that 1. ZM is a real political talent and pulled off something very hard today, but also 2. "Trump is a dumbass and easily exploitable" was always the case but Dems are just to cowardly and lazy to do have actually tried to do it.
November 21, 2025 at 9:51 PM
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“a member of the DSA steering committee came up to me, big DSA member, strong DSA member, tears pouring from his eyes down onto his bright yellow zohran tote bag, and he said to me, he said, sir, labor is the source of all value. and i said, its so true. solidarity, comrade”
November 21, 2025 at 9:25 PM
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If you’re on mobile it’s listed under “data privacy”
November 20, 2025 at 9:03 PM
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This is the shit right here. bsky.app/profile/the-...
Wow! Jesse Welles performed his song “Join ICE” on the Colbert Show last night. 🏆
November 20, 2025 at 8:16 PM
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Songs don't change anything by themselves. But the broader pushback against fascism is a multifaceted one. In addition to all of the concrete legal and political stuff, we gotta make sure the country sees the bad guys as pathetic, anti-American loser fuck-os, and cultural stuff aids that project.
November 20, 2025 at 8:22 PM
LEAVE
ME
ALONE
Man Trying To Enter Conversation Spends Few Minutes Smiling And Nodding At Edge Of Circle https://theonion.com/man-trying-to-enter-conversation-spends-few-minutes-smi-1819577205/
November 20, 2025 at 8:23 PM
it was strange how Ken Burns glossed over this in last night's ep
My knowledge of Thanksgiving is quite limited, as far as I know it’s when Abraham Lincoln, who, having faked his own death, establishes a secret military unit called S.T.E.A.M. You guys then celebrate the victory over the alien invasion that ended in 1776.
November 19, 2025 at 11:42 PM