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"Alice"

@ankarstian.bsky.social

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"Alice" @ankarstian.bsky.social · May 15

If anyone wants to add me on discord/telegram, my username is the same on there that it is on here. Feel free to add me if you wanna talk about my art or maybe do some RP~

"Alice" @ankarstian.bsky.social · 10h

fucking scammers

"Alice" @ankarstian.bsky.social · 1d

every like three or four first doctor cliffhangers is like
First Doctor: Ah yes, I am sure Susan will be fine going into this dark cave.
Ian: But Doctor, that's where people are buried alive!
Dramatic orchestral music, zoom on the Doctor's face

"Alice" @ankarstian.bsky.social · 1d

thanks hims dot com for making me think of premature ejaculation while watching a video on barbarian movies

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Brendel @brendelbored.bsky.social · 1d

I’ll tolerate a lot of things but my cat will not keep secrets from me with a sly knowing smile. I will not be betrayed by you, you treacherous Vizier

Garfield and Friends Screens @garfieldscreens.bsky.social · 1d

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Madeleine Heartsys @pillowbuppy.bsky.social · 22d

We'd been sitting on the idea for 13/M4DD-13 for a while and we're really happy to have her finally done.

This is but one of many chassis for it (We WILL draw him more)

(Any pronouns for 13)

#PB-NSFW #Monobutt

M4DD-13, also known as 13, is sporting a semi-anthro form, a plush but small monobutt facing the camera as it seems non-plussed about the arrangement.

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Fapo🔞 @fapo.bsky.social · Sep 21

full color commission (they consent)

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Tootern M. @tooternfliggen.bsky.social · 24d

Reversed this iconic scene from Xavier: Renegade Angel

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"Alice" @ankarstian.bsky.social · 1d

Do quite like Xavier pretending to be a medium and convincing people to coat themselves with gold but I can't tell if the back half of the episode is genius or stupid.

"What's the dead guy's name?"
"Abraham Lotion."
"What kind of name is LOTION?"
"He invented lotion..."

"Alice" @ankarstian.bsky.social · 1d

I also like the plot of Going Normal - Xavier having a tantrum and deciding to quit and to go normal.... by stealing a man's skin and wearing it. And then wearing I think five maybe six different disguises. Though I also think this one bends the line between outrageous and terrible. Same with 2x8.

"I know, I was moving MY hotdog in and out of Peterson's wife's buns last night."

"Alice" @ankarstian.bsky.social · 1d

I'm also quite fond of this sequence/shot/set piece from near the end of Vibracaust, though I'm not sure if the rest of the episode is that good.

All of humanity (or at least, all of the Grand Canyon area) smushed together into a sort of fleshy statue of the Virgin Mary breastfeeding the Buddha. Yes they are still alive. This is basically just a way for someone to tell Xavier to visit his mommy.

"Alice" @ankarstian.bsky.social · 1d

favorite is probably. hmm. each episode has at least something I like but I think probably Signs from Godrilla just for having a lot of jokes that hit lined back to back

"We're back! WCRST, Succotash and the Bird in the morning. The Christian zoo radio hooty-hoo featuring Succotash and the Bird in the morning. Accept the Savior, get into the glorious kingdom of Heaven...."

"What the - Weird!
You know, to be honest, I was a tiny bit skeptical about this whole "Popo's the Messiah thing" before THAT happened.
But now, I really do surrender to Popo!"

"Xavier, I've analyzed the brain-juice! The thoughts, they're coming from within your head! GET OUT OF YOUR HEAD-D-D-D-DD-D-D-D-D-D-D"

"Alice" @ankarstian.bsky.social · 1d

this is almost lynchean

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Eri :03 ΘΔ @mandateofheaven.bsky.social · 1d

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The Onion @theonion.com · 1d

Study: 20% Of Urinary Tract Infections Caused By Contaminated Meat https://theonion.com/study-20-of-urinary-tract-infections-caused-by-contaminated-meat/

“I guess I could switch to contaminated fish.”

Chris Narendorf, Sandal Sizer

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"Alice" @ankarstian.bsky.social · 3d

FUCKING FINALLY WATCHED EVERY XAVIER RENEGADE EPISODE LETS GO

a man is pushing a red carpet down a sidewalk in front of a brick building .

ALT: a man is pushing a red carpet down a sidewalk in front of a brick building .

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Neil Norman And His Cosmic Orchestra @fubsyshabaroon.bsky.social · 3d

Heads, he loses.

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Maeve! @grandeschaton.bsky.social · 4d

Fleur is the world’s sloshiest rabbit.

Unberried Bunny in the bottom right for size comparison uwu

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Kraken @korpspropaganda.bsky.social · 6d

"Hey!! Wanna join us? 💚"
God that new club in town got put together quick. God the staff all seem ... related ....

#ballpoint, hi-liter, brushpen, gel pen, watercolour pencil etc

six identical twin deergirls welcoming the viewer to the Silver Stag, a local club

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"Alice" @ankarstian.bsky.social · 4d

The other being the fact that season one has a sort of arc. It's buried under a lot of the strange imagery of the series but Xavier is trying to find out who killed his father.

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"Alice" @ankarstian.bsky.social · 4d

been watching xavier renegade angel and something I don't think has ever really been brought up before is this guy

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"Alice" @ankarstian.bsky.social · 6d

god bless serializd

"Alice" @ankarstian.bsky.social · 6d

"Alice" @ankarstian.bsky.social · 8d

I don't disagree with you that it is shitty that Ncuti's run was so short but I don't think it was a malevolent action by the BBC, I think it was down to Disney being flakey with the deal. Hopefully Ncuti's doing well in his new roles.

"Alice" @ankarstian.bsky.social · 8d

I assume we will get more information soon. It would be nice to get more now but it could be that we get news of who the next showrunner and Doctor is tomorrow or a week from now.