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Arin, but spoopier 🐈‍⬛

@arinwrites.org

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I am what I am before God, and nothing more. 🏳️‍⚧️ Episcopalian, Franciscan (TSSF), Columbo enjoyer, they/them enby, tragic White Sox/Mets fan, 36 black cats in a trenchcoat, from Charlotte. Expect much catposting/church stuff. The cat's name is Michiko. 🥹

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Arin, but spoopier 🐈‍⬛ @arinwrites.org · Apr 21

When I was in the ER a few years ago, a male nurse from New York muttered to me, "If you think this is bad, I'm a Mets fan."

I feel I can now kneel beside a mortally wounded man and comfort him by saying, "If you think this is bad, I'm a White Sox fan."

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Arin, but spoopier 🐈‍⬛ @arinwrites.org · 1d

Can't decide if I should wash my brain in the kitchen sink or bathroom sink.

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Mr. Cait @chas.bsky.social · 1d

On Lt Columbo Day never let us forget the episode where Columbo explains to a fitness guru how Mrs Columbo is thick, that he likes her thick, and how he will do anything within his power to keep her thick

Screenshot from Columbo where Peter falk explains to Robert Conrad he likes his wife thick

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Arin, but spoopier 🐈‍⬛ @arinwrites.org · 1d

Columbo, from the eponymous detective show, portrayed by Peter Falk. He's a disheveled man with messy black hair and slightly tanned skin, squinting. He's wearing a messy khaki raincoat over a dress shirt and olive necktie.

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Arin, but spoopier 🐈‍⬛ @arinwrites.org · 1d

Sometimes I read about weighty subjects like the rapidly-increasing risk of Kessler syndrome in Earth orbit while my cat happily noms my fingers at the same time.

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Mondo Mascots @mondomascots.bsky.social · 2d

Kani Bucho, an office boss with an entire crab for a head, is the mascot for Yokobiki, a company that makes metal roller shutters for store windows.

A mascot in a blue suit with a red crab for a head enters a building.

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Arin, but spoopier 🐈‍⬛ @arinwrites.org · 3d

The first Episcopal Bishop of North Carolina! He had the absolutely incredible nickname "Mad Jack" Ravenscroft due to his extravagant lifestyle in his youth.

His successor was the first Anglican bishop in over a century to swim the Tiber, being personally received by the Pope *before* resigning.

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Arin, but spoopier 🐈‍⬛ @arinwrites.org · 3d

I appreciate this. Exactly the kind of book I've been looking for.

Arin, but spoopier 🐈‍⬛ @arinwrites.org · 4d

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A silly little goblin of a black cat, named Michiko, sitting on my lap and looking at me upside-down. Beneath her is a pale blue blanket. There’s an old-ass dresser in the background, and a white door leading to my closet next to it, with a black uniform shirt hanging from the door handle.

Arin, but spoopier 🐈‍⬛ @arinwrites.org · 4d

Colonel Sanders does, too.

When the curse was broken, they held a Shinto memorial service for the statue, and then KFC Japan buried it. They also offered the angry spirit of Colonel Sanders sake and fried chicken (from KFC.)

I wish I was making this up. www.youtube.com/watch?v=msWJ...

道頓堀川に消えた、奇跡のカーネル人形老朽化のため人形納め

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Arin, but spoopier 🐈‍⬛ @arinwrites.org · 4d

Yes. But baseball is a pathway to many abilities some would consider to be... unnatural.

I don't know how to harness it for good. I just know that crazy fans throwing a statue of Colonel Sanders into a canal cursed the Hanshin Tigers for almost 40 years.

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Arin, but spoopier 🐈‍⬛ @arinwrites.org · 4d

Maybe we should discard the crystals and repent of our flirtation with dark magic.

Baseball is a sport powered by dark magic and curses, after all.

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Arin, but spoopier 🐈‍⬛ @arinwrites.org · 4d

I often talk about how prayer is my full-time vocation, and it's true. I pray non-stop. I really, earnestly believe in its power.

But I hope people don't misunderstand me. Prayer is my guide. I will *never* stop pursuing justice in this world, even from the small space in the world that I occupy.

Charlotte Johnson @revcharjohnson.bsky.social · 4d

Today, I was asked how to pray for us in Chicago. I responded with a detailed list of ways they can engage with the justice issues using time, money, or influence.

White evangelicalism's belief that prayer *by itself* will change the world is messed up and dangerous. We gotta act *and* pray.⚓️

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Arin, but spoopier 🐈‍⬛ @arinwrites.org · 4d

I just charge one solitary crystal. Maybe that's why the White Sox are so bad.

(I'm sorry, also.)

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Arin, but spoopier 🐈‍⬛ @arinwrites.org · 6d

(I meant to share this sooner. Also, the nun was a Cubs fan.)

Arin, but spoopier 🐈‍⬛ @arinwrites.org · 6d

In 2020, a nun from Chicago told me that if I ever became clothed as a member of a religious order, I *had* to wear a White Sox cap with my habit. Always.

Well, the TSSF habit is just a cross. But in next year's TSSF directory, next to my entry will be a rare photo of me. Wearing a White Sox cap.

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Arin, but spoopier 🐈‍⬛ @arinwrites.org · 7d

It has some wild moments, like meeting a foodie spider in a corner of the room, shrinking down to microscopic size, grabbing a germ, and growing back to the spider's size so you can feed it a spider-sized germ (and get a nice reward for doing so.)

Arin, but spoopier 🐈‍⬛ @arinwrites.org · 7d

Mini & Max is the best game in the UFO 50 collection. On its own it would be worth the $25 price of the game.

I don't normally go crazy for Metroidvania platformers, but it's a gem. Has a very clever mechanic where you can shrink down to varying sizes to explore the huge and very charming setting.

Arin, but spoopier 🐈‍⬛ @arinwrites.org · 7d

Of course not. But rather, because in the post-apocalypse, clean underwear will be a priceless currency.

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Arin, but spoopier 🐈‍⬛ @arinwrites.org · 7d

Many pairs of underwear.

Emma @juxtaposedwithyou.bsky.social · 7d

Right, what's going in your emergency grab bag?

A red backpack that says emergency grab bag on the front

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Arin, but spoopier 🐈‍⬛ @arinwrites.org · 10d

Every year, my fellowship group in the TSSF leads a Transitus service on the eve of St. Francis's feast day, and it is always *so* powerful and moving.

Also, unless you're allergic to almonds, go get yo'self some almond cookies. They were Francis's favs, and he requested them from his deathbed. ⚓️

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columbo screenshots @columboscreens.bsky.social · 11d

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Arin, but spoopier 🐈‍⬛ @arinwrites.org · 12d

If you see this, QRT with a gif of your first anime

Arin, but spoopier 🐈‍⬛ @arinwrites.org · 12d

Like an Irish granny, I don't wanna be a bother, but I've just got a lot of stuff going on, y'all. Prayers appreciated. 🥹

Arin, but spoopier 🐈‍⬛ @arinwrites.org · 13d

Your day will begin with a saccharine sweet female voice announcing over the intercom, “Welcome back to Amazon! We are so glad you’re working for us.”

John Blackwillow @blackwillow1.bsky.social · 13d

In a possible future, you'll be awoken by a pulsing in your head, tipped out of bed by hydraulics, guided through the bio-clean spray then sat at your workstation. You'll plug in to the nutrient port -the waste removed by the seat - and you'll work until it's time to sleep. Repeat, repeat, repeat.

Arin, but spoopier 🐈‍⬛ @arinwrites.org · 16d

Absolutely sublime.

NWSL @nwslsoccer.com · 16d

SOFIA CANTORE BACKHEEL GOAL ‼️