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audreyii.bsky.social
comment: "lol, why do your chapters have song lyrics at the beginning ugh"
me: because it was written in 2008
Grandpa Simpson: "Which was the style at the time."
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whstancil.bsky.social
Sociopathic gangsters with an unlimited budget taking a selfie with their screaming victim bsky.app/profile/scru...
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marisakabas.bsky.social
New — Video shared with me shows ICE officers in DC detaining a man on Friday.

Bystander filming asks man for his name. ICE agent lies and says he’s not allowed to speak to him “by law” and another says “We’ve arrested American citizens for being too close…If he gets any closer, put him in cuffs.”
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thetnholler.bsky.social
“YOU hit HER.”

CHICAGO - Trump’s ICE goons ram into a passing car after snatching someone, then brutally drag the female driver of the car they hit out of her car with guns drawn and arrest her too. (Her brother says she’s a citizen)
audreyii.bsky.social
"only the people who vote for me matter" is not a maga mindset we should help perpetuate
audreyii.bsky.social
doing the lord's work, you are
audreyii.bsky.social
He was clearly having a serious emergency, regardless of the cause. They aren't allowed to decide whether someone "deserves" medical treatment just because they don't personally care about users.
audreyii.bsky.social
"you mean like if you catch them watching porn?"

No. No, no, no, react SO MUCH WORSE than if they were watching porn.
audreyii.bsky.social
Treat your kids using AI like you would treat your kids smoking. Slap it out of their hands and explain nothing is worth the long-term damage.
skullmandible.bsky.social
"even if it's AI, it's at least true" hard to overstate the damage this stuff is doing to people's brains. we're gonna be cleaning the slop out of archives for decades
audreyii.bsky.social
btw, if you haven't watched Camp Cretaceous and the follow up Chaos Theory, you are really missing out. It's the Clone Wars of the Jurassic Park franchise.
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bendts2cents.bsky.social
Pretty sure that when you have giant frogs everywhere, God is very disappointed in how you are treating immigrants.
oregonian.com
Things are happening at Portland's ICE facility tonight.

Read more of our protest coverage here: www.oregonlive.com/crime/2025/1...
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alyssaharad.bsky.social
And if thou refuse to let them go, behold, I will smite all thy borders with frogs:
adamchicago.bsky.social
The frogs have landed in Chicago!
Protestor in a frog suit and an anti-Ice sign with what I believe to be a Pokémon character on a street corner in Rogers Park.
audreyii.bsky.social
"we are but smol beans, your honor"
audreyii.bsky.social
yes but there's inflatable gyrating frogs and if we must live in dystopia then better with frogs than without
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adamchicago.bsky.social
The frogs have landed in Chicago!
Protestor in a frog suit and an anti-Ice sign with what I believe to be a Pokémon character on a street corner in Rogers Park.
audreyii.bsky.social
Look, if she uses her Rasputin hypnosis skills to get Hegseth fired then by all means
audreyii.bsky.social
Lox, *thin* layer of plain cream cheese, capers, all on a *toasted* bagel (plain from Zabars, sesame seed from anywhere else)
audreyii.bsky.social
had me in the first half
audreyii.bsky.social
"ugh how can women consume this fanfic slop" men say from behind their armful of john grisham novels
audreyii.bsky.social
🧵 tl;dr:

“Good grief!” groaned the ones who had stars at the first.
“We’re still the best Sneetches and they are the worst.
But, now, how in the world will we know,” they all frowned,
“If which kind is what, or the other way round?”
Image from The Sneetches by Dr. Seuss; one snooty sneetch has a star on his belly, the other sad sneetch does not.

"Now, the Star-Belly Sneetches had bellies with stars. The Plain-Belly Sneetches had none upon thars."
audreyii.bsky.social
Welp, fanfic writers came out of the basement and they're not ashamed anymore. They are authors, same as you, and you are not, you are *not* better than them.

It's a new world, folks. Deal.
audreyii.bsky.social
They're upset because fanfic authors were supposed to stay in their basements, on their laptops, and be ashamed of their accomplishments. A tradpub author who sold 500 copies of their 1k print run was higher on the totem pole than a fic author with 100k unique readers. That was the deal.