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average housewife @averagehousewife.bsky.social · Sep 5

Goodbye, spaghetti that fell down the side of the stove. We’ll meet again one day.

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average housewife @averagehousewife.bsky.social · 18h

Do hashtags work on this platform? Idk. #abolishbillionaires #nowarbutclasswar

average housewife @averagehousewife.bsky.social · 18h

Because God knows Mr. Wells Fargo doesn’t make enough money, they have to charge us not rich people even more- just to have a checking account.

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Kinell @sinistercinemastudios.art · 2d

LET'S FUCKING GO

International Day for Failure

Date

Mon, 13 Oct 2025

THE INTERNATIONAL

DAY FOR FAILURE OCTOBER 13th

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average housewife @averagehousewife.bsky.social · 2d

Will do. Thank you so much.

average housewife @averagehousewife.bsky.social · 2d

I tagged them in my original post. I hope they see it.

average housewife @averagehousewife.bsky.social · 2d

Thanks. I will. I’ve never even seen a local political billboard not flat-out endorsing/rejecting a specific candidate, which doesn’t seem to hit very effectively in this area. I think if we did an Epstein one that would engage the (many) far right people as well.

average housewife @averagehousewife.bsky.social · 2d

Are you saying I should call those people from the news in Alabama to see if they can help me here in Marion?

average housewife @averagehousewife.bsky.social · 2d

Thanks. Can you please elaborate? I’ve never done anything like this before. I’m also in Marion.

average housewife @averagehousewife.bsky.social · 3d

Thanks. I wonder if anyone has that kind of money and would be willing to donate it to a good cause, like they did for this one in Alabama.

average housewife @averagehousewife.bsky.social · 3d

That’s true. Hopefully they do the larger cities first and save the rural small towns for later.

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average housewife @averagehousewife.bsky.social · 3d

In Ocala, Florida?

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Jesse Taylor Lewis @jessetaylorlewis.bsky.social · 3d

I'm like 36% sure it's Saturday

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average housewife @averagehousewife.bsky.social · 3d

Jk it will not destroy us it will just monitor how totally bananas we have become and then send the report back to the big man in charge- which I also believe is what my father used to call Santa.

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Frovo @frovo.bsky.social · 3d

ME: if frankenstein is the name of the doctor not the monster then how is the bride of frankenstein the bride of the monster not the doctor

CHATGTP: *implodes*

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𝗖👽𝗥𝗟🎃WEEN @carl.bsky.social · 3d

I love when they put blankets on baby elephants when it's cold out it is my favorite shit

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average housewife @averagehousewife.bsky.social · 3d

Excited to have my birthday on the same day that giant comet alien ship deploys itself behind the sun and destroys us all.

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average housewife @averagehousewife.bsky.social · 3d

@marioncofldems.bsky.social how much is it to do something like this on billboards near the mall? That vitamin shoppe corner always has a ton of traffic.