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average housewife @averagehousewife.bsky.social · Sep 5

Goodbye, spaghetti that fell down the side of the stove. We’ll meet again one day.

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average housewife @averagehousewife.bsky.social · 14h

Will do. Thank you so much.

average housewife @averagehousewife.bsky.social · 15h

I tagged them in my original post. I hope they see it.

average housewife @averagehousewife.bsky.social · 15h

Thanks. I will. I’ve never even seen a local political billboard not flat-out endorsing/rejecting a specific candidate, which doesn’t seem to hit very effectively in this area. I think if we did an Epstein one that would engage the (many) far right people as well.

average housewife @averagehousewife.bsky.social · 16h

Are you saying I should call those people from the news in Alabama to see if they can help me here in Marion?

average housewife @averagehousewife.bsky.social · 16h

Thanks. Can you please elaborate? I’ve never done anything like this before. I’m also in Marion.

average housewife @averagehousewife.bsky.social · 1d

Thanks. I wonder if anyone has that kind of money and would be willing to donate it to a good cause, like they did for this one in Alabama.

average housewife @averagehousewife.bsky.social · 1d

One time at Panera another customer asked me if I was an artist and I replied back “I suppose so?” She said “that makes sense, your vibe reads artist, but it’s also very confusing”. I think about her a lot.

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average housewife @averagehousewife.bsky.social · 1d

That’s true. Hopefully they do the larger cities first and save the rural small towns for later.

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average housewife @averagehousewife.bsky.social · 1d

In Ocala, Florida?

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Jesse Taylor Lewis @jessetaylorlewis.bsky.social · 1d

I'm like 36% sure it's Saturday

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average housewife @averagehousewife.bsky.social · 1d

Jk it will not destroy us it will just monitor how totally bananas we have become and then send the report back to the big man in charge- which I also believe is what my father used to call Santa.

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Frovo @frovo.bsky.social · 1d

ME: if frankenstein is the name of the doctor not the monster then how is the bride of frankenstein the bride of the monster not the doctor

CHATGTP: *implodes*

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𝗖👽𝗥𝗟🎃WEEN @carl.bsky.social · 1d

I love when they put blankets on baby elephants when it's cold out it is my favorite shit

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average housewife @averagehousewife.bsky.social · 1d

Excited to have my birthday on the same day that giant comet alien ship deploys itself behind the sun and destroys us all.

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average housewife @averagehousewife.bsky.social · 1d

@marioncofldems.bsky.social how much is it to do something like this on billboards near the mall? That vitamin shoppe corner always has a ton of traffic.