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Matt HalloweenName

@badthoughthaver.bsky.social

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Nerd, geek, dork, loser. Please help: My thoughts, they are bad. Said thoughts: bsky.app/profile/did:plc:sdkxyw2r7xlx5kjhsolgagv6/feed/aaaolkthurmh6 Pfp by @geraldinepiche.bsky.social HIRE THEM NOW

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Matt HalloweenName @badthoughthaver.bsky.social · Oct 30

My personality? Imagine if Marvin the Paranoid Android and Eeyore fucked.

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Matt HalloweenName @badthoughthaver.bsky.social · 1h

🤘🏽😴🤘🏽

Matt HalloweenName @badthoughthaver.bsky.social · 1h

Thank you ♥️ I will be starting with that most rock and roll of activities: going to bed early on a Friday night! 😄

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Matt HalloweenName @badthoughthaver.bsky.social · 2h

Oh yeah, same with the sadness. This tired version hits me every now and then, it's great fun 😕

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Matt HalloweenName @badthoughthaver.bsky.social · 2h

He seems alright, but I did have to stare at him for a while because I was incredibly paranoid about it 🫠

Matt HalloweenName @badthoughthaver.bsky.social · 3h

That's fair, it's difficult to know whether that's down to the Cracker Barrel element or not…

Matt HalloweenName @badthoughthaver.bsky.social · 3h

You ever been so tired that your body just decided 'I'm gonna puke about it'?

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GᵣₐbₜₕₑWₑₙₑₛₛ @ayankdownunder.bsky.social · 6h

I had a steel plate put in my skull, because I have a lot of cool fridge magnets.

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Matt HalloweenName @badthoughthaver.bsky.social · 3h

I read this and realised I was screaming. Should I be screaming??

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Matt HalloweenName @badthoughthaver.bsky.social · 3h

The purpose of Fridays is to find out just how little work you can achieve without getting into any shit about it. Challenge accepted!

Matt HalloweenName @badthoughthaver.bsky.social · 3h

Ah, sorry, I've got all of that today.

Matt HalloweenName @badthoughthaver.bsky.social · 4h

Maybe I should finally create an account over there 🤔

Matt HalloweenName @badthoughthaver.bsky.social · 4h

I assume you get that hit from thinking "thank fuck I'm not like these people!"?

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Mr. Bea Arthur, Dead Inside™️ @steamymac.bsky.social · 7h

Brain damage is probably my most endearing quality.

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Matt HalloweenName @badthoughthaver.bsky.social · 5h

Fuck. Fucking. Yeah!

Matt HalloweenName @badthoughthaver.bsky.social · 5h

Ok this is exactly the kind of shit I'm talking about

bsky.app/profile/tatt...

Matt HalloweenName @badthoughthaver.bsky.social · 5h

As it should be! 😄

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Matt HalloweenName @badthoughthaver.bsky.social · 5h

No no, you should add *more* swears to your Google searches. Apparently that helps you get less AI slop answers…

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Matt HalloweenName @badthoughthaver.bsky.social · 7h

🫂😭

Matt HalloweenName @badthoughthaver.bsky.social · 7h

Well it was nice knowing you all, good luck surviving the nuclear wars.

Screenshot showing the Nobel Peace Prize countdown timer with 3 minutes 20 seconds left.

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Matt HalloweenName @badthoughthaver.bsky.social · 7h

My cat just did the cat equivalent of waking up screaming from a nightmare and now my heart is broken 🥺💔

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Matt HalloweenName @badthoughthaver.bsky.social · 8h

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Matt HalloweenName @badthoughthaver.bsky.social · 8h

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GᵣₐbₜₕₑWₑₙₑₛₛ @ayankdownunder.bsky.social · 1d

My crowning achievement was when I first entered this world during my vaginal birth.

Haven't crowned since.

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born miserable @bornmiserable.bsky.social · 9h

19TH CENTURY ENGLISH PROVERB: may you live in interesting times
ME, IN 2025: first of all, fuck you

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Matt HalloweenName @badthoughthaver.bsky.social · 8h

"Ow! My chromosomes!"