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Never Brief the Throwaway COA

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Never Brief the Throwaway COA @bangunit.bsky.social · 4h

Aw yeah Fart Squirrel.

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Never Brief the Throwaway COA @bangunit.bsky.social · 2d

That doesn't really narrow it down...

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Never Brief the Throwaway COA @bangunit.bsky.social · 2d

Watching Kirk hit and ramble around the bases is peak baseball.

And I say this as someone who watched Olerud in his prime.

ℳatt @matttomic.bsky.social · 2d

I know a lot of people talk about "Ken Griffey's swing", "John Olerud's swing" but for my money there is nothing more beautiful than Alejandro Kirk:

- 5'7 and built like a Welsh corgi
- basically drops halfway into a splits on each swing
- each swing is a Street Fighter "Shooooryuken" uppercut

Alejandro Kirk takes a hack for the fences. He looks beautiful

Never Brief the Throwaway COA @bangunit.bsky.social · 2d

FUCK THE YANKEES!

evy kwong @evystadium.bsky.social · 2d

AND AS ALWAYS FUCK THE YANKEES

evy kwong @evystadium.bsky.social · 24d

ok it’s time

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Keegan Matheson @keeganmatheson.bsky.social · 2d

#BlueJays fans are chanting “We Don’t Need You” with Shohei Ohtani at the plate in the 9th.

What a moment.

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Never Brief the Throwaway COA @bangunit.bsky.social · 2d

Huh.

They found a way to make Pearson _worse_.

Never Brief the Throwaway COA @bangunit.bsky.social · 2d

On paper, the ideologies and background sure don't line up - but I guess the freaks willing to step on someone else's back to get one rung further up the ladder will always exist in some way or form.

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Jordan Carlson @jordantcarlson.bsky.social · 2d

It is somehow fitting that the first sport to fully overwhelm the timeline on the retirement home for millennial posters is baseball, the Spreadsheet Nerd's sport.

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Never Brief the Throwaway COA @bangunit.bsky.social · 2d

Bulking up for those long, hard, cold Coastal BC winters, I see.

Never Brief the Throwaway COA @bangunit.bsky.social · 2d

Hnnnrgh

Never Brief the Throwaway COA @bangunit.bsky.social · 2d

Ah, of course. Should have been my first guess, she's sort of stepped into the role Poilievre played for Harper. Plus ca change, and all that.

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Never Brief the Throwaway COA @bangunit.bsky.social · 2d

Lol wut.

Was it that Jivani weirdo again, or someone else?

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Never Brief the Throwaway COA @bangunit.bsky.social · 2d

Hell yeah appropriate glassware.

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Never Brief the Throwaway COA @bangunit.bsky.social · 2d

Whew, man alive. The folks who don't want their taxes to ever increase sure do act snotty when they don't get immediate, fawning deference at the Government Services desk, do they?

(This message brought to you by my trip to the passport office and waiting for longer than five minutes.)

Never Brief the Throwaway COA @bangunit.bsky.social · 3d

The Totenkopf is arguably the most recognizable Nazi symbol after the Swastika. It is extremely prevalent in media where explicit Swastika symbology was not allowed.

Anyone who says "I didn't know what it was" is lying to you.

Block them and move on.

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Never Brief the Throwaway COA @bangunit.bsky.social · 3d

Folks, stop getting sucked into discussions about whether or not people recognize Nazi iconography on Al Gore's Internet in the Year 2025.

Entire generations of the West were raised on media where Nazis are the bad guys. Wolfenstein, Band of Brothers, countless films about D-Day.

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Never Brief the Throwaway COA @bangunit.bsky.social · 3d

Pfft, just pop the metal cap off and throw it in the microwave.

Never Brief the Throwaway COA @bangunit.bsky.social · 3d

Some of the brands I like are Diamine, Dominant Industry, Pilot (Both their regular and Iroshizoku line), Sailor, and Wearingeul.

The specialty ones can get pretty pricey, but if you want glitter or sheen or some other property, it's worth it.

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Never Brief the Throwaway COA @bangunit.bsky.social · 3d

Give one a shot, let us know how it goes.

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Never Brief the Throwaway COA @bangunit.bsky.social · 3d

I haven't been able to verify, but Wordsworth & Black popped up a few years ago on Amazon almost exclusively, and I'm fairly certain it's an Amazon Basics / dropshipping rebrand.

If you'd like suggestions for good brands, this popped up on the Fountain Pen feed, you should have lots shortly.

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Never Brief the Throwaway COA @bangunit.bsky.social · 3d

Here's Frank, who has grill marks. I also call him "a 10-piece Chicken McDumbass order".

A goofy tabby cat writhing around under a desk, lit by PC RGB bullshit lights.

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What’s the Hold Up Pod Dan @jacketdan.bsky.social · 3d

But I can’t play the guitar

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Never Brief the Throwaway COA @bangunit.bsky.social · 3d

Oo, yeah, definitely a top contender.

Never Brief the Throwaway COA @bangunit.bsky.social · 3d

I don't think I've ever had one, tbh.

Never Brief the Throwaway COA @bangunit.bsky.social · 4d

This is a great photo.

But I don't know if the York needs help? It's... the York.

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