Hemry, Local Bartender
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bartenderhemry.bsky.social
That's really how it happened btw it's around 14:10 in the video
bartenderhemry.bsky.social
"What's your favorite color" and he says "color?" like he's never heard of the concept before lmao
paleofuture.bsky.social
Donald Trump's granddaughter Kai Trump just launched a YouTube series called "1 on 1 with Kai" and the first one-hour episode is her playing golf with the president.

I haven't watched the whole thing, but I think it's safe to say it's not going to be breaking any vital news.
Donald Trump in a golf cart with his granddaughter Kai and an on-screen graphic that reads "What's your favorite color?" Below that is a caption from when he asked "color?" His answer was "maybe red."
bartenderhemry.bsky.social
You seem very confident about this but those are definitely real buildings!
bartenderhemry.bsky.social
Seen some people saying this is obviously AI, so I went and found the buildings in the video. Looks to be 1639-1633 W hubbard st, chicago.
1639 w hubbard st 1633 w hubbard st
bartenderhemry.bsky.social
Found the location using google maps
bartenderhemry.bsky.social
Seen some people saying this is obviously AI, so I went and found the buildings in the video. Looks to be 1639-1633 W hubbard st, chicago.
1639 w hubbard st 1633 w hubbard st
bartenderhemry.bsky.social
Seen some people saying this is obviously AI, so I went and found the buildings in the video. Looks to be 1639-1633 W hubbard st, chicago.
1639 w hubbard st 1633 w hubbard st
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reichlinmelnick.bsky.social
My first thought was “wow I hope this guy didn’t give out his name because he could absolutely be charged” and yup, he is correct to stay anonymous.

This man’s account is shocking. His neighbors’ situation is shocking. The entire Chicago raid is shocking.
On the other side was a mom and her 7-year-old daughter, pleading for his help.
"I wasn't planning on letting her stay, but I didn't know what the hell was going on," the man said of his Venezuelan migrant neighbors. But he quickly relented. The little girl was inconsolable and hid under his bed.
"I didn't want them to take her," said the man, who didn't want to be named because he fears he'll be targeted by federal authorities for his actions.
"I gave her my bedroom, and I just told her,
'Just stay there. Don't open, don't, shh, just stay quiet," he recalled telling the mom and daughter as he choked back tears.
bartenderhemry.bsky.social
Imagine being in a two hour long security line or god forbid being a TSA agent and hearing this bitch whining about democrats on loop eleventy million times. I'd call out sick due to bloodlust
caitesq.bsky.social
Just make sure everyone associates Kristi Noem with the excruciating experience of being in an extra-long security line
bartenderhemry.bsky.social
Also you look at this as a traveler and you're like "cool....so you do have resources but you use them to make little complaint videos instead of getting me to my destination," but they're so up their own asses they can't even think that anyone might have that reaction
bartenderhemry.bsky.social
It's like throwing a military parade for yourself but all the soldiers are carrying signs that say they suck at fighting
bartenderhemry.bsky.social
This is fascinating because the subtext of playing this at the airport is "we've fully consolidated power and your oppressed ass just has to take it" but the text that it's directly in conflict with is "we're powerless in the face of the minority party"
ronfilipkowski.bsky.social
A new Noem video is being played at airports trashing Democrats.
bartenderhemry.bsky.social
Also I'll make ICE a deal they're allowed to hide their identities if they conduct all of their operations in inflatable animal costumes

Oh what's that, you're saying it would be too difficult to pose a violent threat in a blowup froggy suit? Interesting
bartenderhemry.bsky.social
Anyway I hope the right keeps talking about the frog costumes. Keep it top of mind for everyone, how sinister and scary the dancing balloon animals are
bartenderhemry.bsky.social
Kinda surprised they haven't fully latched onto "oh you say ICE agents can't hide their faces, but YOUUU hide in an inflatable frog costume! CHECKMATE ANTIFA!" Like that would be super stupid but on brand
hannahgais.bsky.social
Those are three people in inflatable frog suits.
@MrAndyNgo
Now that the local and national press have started to cover the Portland ICE area round-the-clock in reaction to the President, Antifa have devised a plan where they are encouraging one another to come in animal costumes.

The costumes serve the function of masking the violent extremism to make the direct action appear like a family-friendly gathering on camera, and to whitewash the past ultraviolence. 

In 2019, Antifa devised a similar plot by giving out free "milkshakes" at a protest. But they couldn't contain their bloodthirst and nearly killed me when they saw me. In 2020, they mobilized a fake "Wall of Moms" where female Antifa supporters and members wore yellow shirts to act as human body shields while violent rioters behind them hurled projectile weapons.

photo of three people in inflatable frog costumes
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hollyanderson.bsky.social
This Place Has The Juice, Blood Of Christ edition
Dave the Atheist @davetheatheist.bs... • 1h
How about not shoving your cult down our throats. Deal ?
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Ben B. @abominaldrvibes.bsky.social • 1h
I'm agnostic
Dave the Atheist @davetheatheist.bs... • 1h
Which gods are you agnostic about ?
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bartenderhemry.bsky.social
Like how can we have endless pieces about fucking dissertation plagiarism and not one about "the spokesperson for DHS tells specific, easily-disproven lies constantly to provide cover for serious crimes against the public" how is that not a big deal? Do I have to write this shit myself?!?!?
bartenderhemry.bsky.social
Tricia Mclaughlin again with these absurd little-kid lies!!! "The local news producer was throwing things at border patrol" how is it not a scandal that the mouthpiece of dhs is this much of a lunatic
cjciaramella.bsky.social
UPDATE: In emailed statement to me / @reason.com, DHS alleges that WGN-TV producer Debbie Brockman "threw objects at Border Patrol’s car and she was placed under arrest for assault on a federal law enforcement officer."
Screencap of email from DHS public affairs: Assistant Secretary Tricia McLaughlin:

 

“U.S. Border Patrol was conducting immigration enforcement operations and when several violent agitators used their vehicles to block in agents in an effort to impede and assault federal officers. In fear of public safety and of law enforcement, officers used their service vehicle to strike a suspect’s vehicle and create an opening. As agents were driving, Deborah Brockman, a U.S. citizen, threw objects at Border Patrol’s car and she was placed under arrest for assault on a federal law enforcement officer. 

 

“This incident is not isolated and reflects a growing and dangerous trend of illegal aliens violently resisting arrest and agitators and criminals ramming cars into our law enforcement officers. These attacks highlight the dangers our law enforcement officers face daily—all while receiving no pay thanks to the Democrats’ government shutdown.”
bartenderhemry.bsky.social
Trying to make it sound as cool as possible too, just in case
bartenderhemry.bsky.social
Making sure all my enemies know that there's a big rally about how much I suck coming up, & also that it really bothers me
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jfruh.bsky.social
”im addicted to this Buddhism game” —things someone who is good at buddhism would say???
bartenderhemry.bsky.social
They're calling it free energy from the sun, and we hate it very strongly. Sleepy joe wanted you to have lower energy bills, but we're making them higher than they've ever been, we're making your energy bills have higher numbers than frankly anyone's ever seen
jael.bsky.social
SCOOP: The Bureau of Land Management says the largest solar project in Nevada — the Esmeralda 7 mega-farm — has been canceled

The news was quietly dropped via a sudden website update with no public word from any of the companies involved or a statement from the agency

@heatmap.news
Esmeralda 7 Solar Project Has Been Canceled, BLM Says
It would have delivered a gargantuan 6.2 gigawatts of power.
heatmap.news
bartenderhemry.bsky.social
Just scroll the quotes of his latest video
bartenderhemry.bsky.social
"he platformed a notorious anti-semite" yeah but he won't remember it like tomorrow. four years ago he was saying you can't hold israel to the same human rights standards as saudi arabia because SA has "no startup culture," dude is an alien, you can't put some kind of human meaning on this