WolfTron V
@blackdolphin.bsky.social
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Lecturer. Plus-sized Speedo model. A man of notoriously vicious and intemperate disposition. Independently wealthy. Well educated. Totally insane.
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blackdolphin.bsky.social
If I sound familiar from the other place.

My CNN call was *sniffs* pretty accurate in retrospect. Funny that people claimed they’d find me and kill me.

Come on with it. Just be sure to pack a lunch.
My harmless take on the famous Fox News did to our parents quote.  I only got 5 death threats because of it. When I was posting about COVID well before the sky fell.
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blackdolphin.bsky.social
“In the event that you are contacted for comment, please refer to the Company’s 37 page pre-employment agreement covering non-disclosure and binding arbitration.”
blackdolphin.bsky.social
Speaking of ass play…
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originalist.bsky.social
“police kidnap de blasio’s daughter and issue veiled threat demanding mayor authorize specific tactics” was blip in the press

And NYPD "Adams's protective detail kidnapped an Italian crypto investor and brought him to gangsters who sexually tortured him for his password" "forced him to smoke crack"
blackdolphin.bsky.social
Please stop quoting Benjamin Franklin.
yodacat.bsky.social
The sphincter has more nerve endings than an entire chihuahua.
blackdolphin.bsky.social
I only notice it when the weather changes.
blackdolphin.bsky.social
Spring Break South Padre Island.
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kleinman.bsky.social
That buttplug shirt will be selling for $200 soon, just you see.
grumpon.bsky.social
Imagine wearing a plug the dumper shirt only to have him plug your team instead
blackdolphin.bsky.social
It’s genius. Better than all the Fast & Furious films combined.
blackdolphin.bsky.social
My Fallout peeps haze me for not having played it.
blackdolphin.bsky.social
I throw out a Billy Blanks reference and get nothing. I’m working over here people.
blackdolphin.bsky.social
Butker gonna blame that miss on wives who don’t know their place.
blackdolphin.bsky.social
Fuck you Butker you Olympic Swimming Pool full of shit.