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WolfTron V

@blackdolphin.bsky.social

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Lecturer. Plus-sized Speedo model. A man of notoriously vicious and intemperate disposition. Independently wealthy. Well educated. Totally insane.

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WolfTron V @blackdolphin.bsky.social · Jan 26

If I sound familiar from the other place.

My CNN call was *sniffs* pretty accurate in retrospect. Funny that people claimed they’d find me and kill me.

Come on with it. Just be sure to pack a lunch.

My harmless take on the famous Fox News did to our parents quote. I only got 5 death threats because of it.

When I was posting about COVID well before the sky fell.

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Mike Stabile @mikestabile.bsky.social · 17h

JFC. Ron DeHaas, founder of the Christian antiporn app Covenant Eyes, has stepped down from NCOSE after his 38-year old son was charged with sexual abuse of a child.

Covenant Eyes is the app used by House Speaker Mike Johnson and his son to monitor each other's internet behavior.

Covenant Eyes Cofounder Helps Post Bond for Adult Stepson, Who Is Charged With Felony Child Sex Abuse

In August, Thomas Wideman, an adult stepson of Covenant Eyes cofounder Ron DeHaas, was arrested during a CSAM sting operation.

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Kristen Wixx @kristenwixx.bsky.social · 1d

Dolly is a national treasure. How do we make this happen, guys?

A sign. The text reads, "If 5-4 is Star Wars Day, can 9-25 be Dolly Parton Day?"

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WolfTron V @blackdolphin.bsky.social · 13h

HAHAHA! Of course.

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LauraD-in-Indy @laurad-in-indy.bsky.social · 14h

I've said it dozens of times. City government should put up live cams around the ICE facilities, the downtown area, and have them broadcast live feed, 24/7, on the city's website so people can go look for themselves whenever they wish.

Kevin M. Kruse @kevinmkruse.bsky.social · 16h

If I lived in Portland I’d be filming daily videos of the reality there and sending them to every single person in my contacts.

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WolfTron V @blackdolphin.bsky.social · 13h

Aren’t his parents very wealthy from owning car dealership IRL?

My Detroit peeps have long said his persona was fabricated from Day 1.

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Tim Onion @bencollins.bsky.social · 14h

This man is being Gorilla Channel'd with a rotating selection of AI slop riot porn by several known white supremacists who are secretly running the government.

Aaron Rupar @atrupar.com · 16h

Trump: "Portland, I mean -- every time I look at that place it's burning down. There are fires all over the place. When a store -- there are very few of them left -- but when a store owner rebuilds a store they build it out of plywood. They don't put up storefronts anymore. They just put wood up."

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Brendel @brendelbored.bsky.social · 14h

I like how the news will be like “while the President claiming Portland was ruled by a giant skeleton named Mr Nibbles is not strictly true, it does speak to the anxiety of many Americans”

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Prem Thakker ツ @premthakker.bsky.social · 15h

Huh: TikTok took down my 8-second video featuring this image of Debbie Brockman — the news producer just detained by Trump’s CBP agents — saying it violates the “joy of TikTok”

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WolfTron V @blackdolphin.bsky.social · 19h

Not inaccurate.

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WolfTron V @blackdolphin.bsky.social · 19h

The one with the cognac nipple bidets, taint dethatcher, and mirrored cocaine shelf.

WolfTron V @blackdolphin.bsky.social · 20h

Whew!

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WolfTron V @blackdolphin.bsky.social · 20h

I got an astronomical Roto Rooter quote after a bunch of sediment accumulated in our lateral line from a drain on our patio (bolts to the drain cover rusted off plus I’m dumb)… anyway, I rented one to save a few hundred $ and BROTHA, those gents early every last penny.

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WolfTron V @blackdolphin.bsky.social · 20h

Thank you.

The lady who owned the house before us used a halfassed handyman who (somehow) broke the cast iron flange under one of ours. Just broke a piece off the size of a postage stamp at one of the seating bolts. That was a solid half day project.

WolfTron V @blackdolphin.bsky.social · 20h

Mine took 2 mostly because my goddamn ADD kicked in when I couldn’t find my 9/16ths wrench when every other one was with the set where I keep all of them.

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WolfTron V @blackdolphin.bsky.social · 21h

I smart… so I got one of those compressed air plungers a few years back and blew the ring completely out thus pouring pure evil onto 3/4 of our bathroom floor.

Now I just Green Gobble every 6 months.

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WolfTron V @blackdolphin.bsky.social · 21h

BP… now’s probably not the best time to let you know that I had a water line to my old fridge, but my new fridge doesn’t need one so I just screwed a 1/2 cap to the end and taped it to the wall. Someone told me to cap it at the source but some a-hole piped it into my sink line 2 decades ago.

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WolfTron V @blackdolphin.bsky.social · 23h

Just repaired a drip leak in the water tank of our guest toilet… 5 minute fix… needed a new stopper.

Bumped the SOB getting up (because I’m a tiny bit overweight) and broke the wax seal. Now I have to pull the whole f-ing thing up.

Glad I started drinking early.

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WolfTron V @blackdolphin.bsky.social · 23h

Damn… one of my best friends from college died in a golf cart accident. The driver took a hard turn on asphalt wet down from sprinklers and skid sideways but then the wheels hit a dry patch and he was thrown from the cart. Hit his head on the surface and never woke up.

WolfTron V @blackdolphin.bsky.social · 1d

It’s brilliant.

WolfTron V @blackdolphin.bsky.social · 1d

tom from tom and jerry is wearing a tuxedo and holding a conductor 's baton .

ALT: tom from tom and jerry is wearing a tuxedo and holding a conductor 's baton .

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WolfTron V @blackdolphin.bsky.social · 1d

Please stop quoting Pete Hegseth.

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WolfTron V @blackdolphin.bsky.social · 1d

Speaking of impossible, Deloitte posted an “Ai Integration” Manager job yesterday that specifically requires 7 years of experience in machine learning. Just normal stuff happening left and right.

Ed Zitron @edzitron.com · 1d

guy with fake job tells people to do something impossible

Techmeme @techmeme.com · 1d

Memo: Vishal Shah, Meta's VP of Metaverse, tells his team to use AI to "go 5X faster" and expects 80% of them to integrate AI into their day-to-day by Q4 (Jason Koebler/Wired)

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Danny Biscuits 🇺🇸 🚛 @dannybiscuits.bsky.social · 1d

If the Wall Street Journal posts articles for 100 more years they may not have a headline/article this mind numbingly stupid ever again. Whoever approved of this should be barred from the internet forever.

The Wall Street Journal @wsj.com · 1d

Compared to Dylan and Springsteen, country-music legend Johnny Cash can seem deeply uncool. It took time for me to appreciate his profound, plainspoken strength, writes Jon Fasman.

Essay | Can We Finally Give Johnny Cash His Due?

Compared to Dylan and Springsteen, the country-music legend can seem deeply uncool. It took time for me to appreciate his profound, plainspoken strength.

on.wsj.com

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WolfTron V @blackdolphin.bsky.social · 1d

Read. The. Fucking. Room.

Financial Times @financialtimes.com · 1d

Ferrari aims to rev up investors with an EV like no other on.ft.com/3KNTKvg

Ferrari aims to rev up investors with an EV like no other

Unveiling of technology for carmaker’s first electric model overshadowed by stock slide following cautious guidance

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WolfTron V @blackdolphin.bsky.social · 1d

*go home and get some sleep at 3:30am.