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WolfTron V
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Lecturer. Plus-sized Speedo model. A man of notoriously vicious and intemperate disposition. Independently wealthy. Well educated. Totally insane.
Pinned
If I sound familiar from the other place.

My CNN call was *sniffs* pretty accurate in retrospect. Funny that people claimed they’d find me and kill me.

Come on with it. Just be sure to pack a lunch.
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Labor gaining just the tiniest amount of power relative to capital a few years back absolutely broke employers' brains
November 27, 2025 at 7:13 PM
I’ve blunted my position on commentary after Phil “The All Time Worst Announcer” Simms’ retirement.

Still thinking we’re no more than a year away from some garbage “Ai” bot announcers who claim Harrison Butker is the greatest, most handsome, most Christian kicker of all time.
November 27, 2025 at 11:03 PM
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Well, that ramped up quickly. #Thanksgiving
November 27, 2025 at 7:28 PM
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Dying at the first time Swedish Chef sees Big Bird
December 25, 2024 at 5:45 PM
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Australia recorded ZERO cases of cervical cancer in women under 25 for the first time since they started tracking the cancer in the 80s.

This is the power of vaccines.

The HPV vaccine is extremely effective at preventing cancer.

Viruses can be oncogenic. Get your vaccines and protect yourself!
newsGP - Australia set for world-first cervical cancer elimination
Vaccination programs have played a key role, and GPs remain ‘instrumental’ in boosting screening rates to reach the 2035 target.
www1.racgp.org.au
November 27, 2025 at 3:45 AM
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This is my current favorite
November 27, 2025 at 7:44 PM
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November 27, 2025 at 7:44 PM
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I'm old.

If you're not, listen to this.

Get a guitar or some drums, or a trumpet. Pick up a brush, a pencil, some clay or a welder.

Just make shit. It doesn't have to be good (eventually it will be) just make music, art or write or whatever.

It's literally never been more important.
November 27, 2025 at 4:21 AM
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Observations from this morning.
1. People are really cool
2. Dogs are cooler
3. Some people have never been punched and it shows
4. One specific race and gender are a serious serious no joke problem
November 27, 2025 at 5:34 PM
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Hold on hold on hold on

There's a movie called CLANKERS?

We made it lol
November 27, 2025 at 5:09 PM
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"I say we take off and nuke the site from orbit. It's the only way to be sure."
November 27, 2025 at 2:30 AM
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Really curious how much Tim Meadows got paid to glance at the camera for 1 second in that Kristen Bell Citi commercial. It had to be substantially more than some no-name actor but why? Is someone on the fence but changed their mind bc The Ladies Man showed up for 3 seconds?
November 27, 2025 at 5:28 PM
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ughhhhhhhh
November 27, 2025 at 5:16 PM
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November 27, 2025 at 4:52 PM
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Pt. 4...Happy Thanksgiving bitches #MMPR #Nostalgia
November 27, 2025 at 4:35 PM
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Happy Thanksgiving!
Giger's version of the chest-bursting Alien was rejected for being too turkey-like.
November 27, 2025 at 4:06 PM
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I hope you all have a very Gritty Thanksgiving.
November 27, 2025 at 3:19 PM
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Chip into the headset
November 27, 2025 at 2:08 PM
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November 26, 2025 at 9:22 PM
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in 2007 i had a dream about kristen bell being interviewed about her heavy drinking (?) where she responded to every question with a raucous cackle and the shout: "MAMA'S GOTTA EAT!" so i made this image about it
November 27, 2025 at 3:06 AM
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CAR BATTERIES! BELONG! IN THE SEA!
November 27, 2025 at 3:03 AM
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The last of the original Garbage Pail Kids has died in custody
November 27, 2025 at 3:02 AM
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im hearing now, that all the nerds who got their pants pulled down while distracted by the Northern Lights, will be charged as sex offenders
November 12, 2025 at 8:44 AM
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Uh what
Q: Have you heard this audio that Bloomberg has of Witkoff coaching the Russians on how to appeal to you?

TRUMP: That's a standard thing. He's gotta sell this to Ukraine, he's gonna sell Ukraine to Russia. That's what a dealmaker does. I haven't heard it but I heard it was standard negotiation.
November 26, 2025 at 10:30 PM