Blando
@blandalorian.bsky.social
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#Pompey ⚽️ & Orlando Magic 🏀 Fratton End season ticket holder Non-toxic Star Wars fan Proud NHS worker “On the Venn diagram of ‘people who’d call others a “cunt” at the football’ and ‘people who cry at Disneyland’; Blando’s the sole person in the middle.”
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A gene pool so shallow that it wouldn’t come up to your ankles.
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peterjukes.bsky.social
So it now appears the woman Farage and Gill were so close to has a direct link not only to Putin’s “Man in Ukraine” Medvedchuk, but his predecessor as President, Medvedev

These are top Russian agents.
blandalorian.bsky.social
Whenever I see Whitehawk, I immediately think of Jed!
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zackpolanski.bsky.social
Glad to see Nigel Farage has finally remembered Nathan Gill, former leader of Reform in Wales - found guilty of taking bribes from Russia.

Maybe he'll now remember how much he took from Putin's propaganda broadcaster Russia Today for all his TV appearances when he was a MEP?
Nigel Farage on Russia Today.
blandalorian.bsky.social
My, albeit rather odd, dream Star Wars project is a galactic satirical comedy, this brings it slightly closer to reality.

Albeit “closer” is essentially from 0% to more like 0.01%.
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zackpolanski.bsky.social
Ever since I finished Question Time, Reform have massively been on the attack.

Including a rant from Richard Tice entirely designed to distract from Reform and Russia.

Everyone should know about Nathan Gill, the bribes from Russia and the link to Reform.
blandalorian.bsky.social
Yeah, my wife been using the battery ones unfortunately. Free range ones are too expensive.
blandalorian.bsky.social
… aren’t all tampons vegan?
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felixffern.bsky.social
If you're wondering how things are going in the UK right now, a load of people want this man to be Prime Minister.
Tweet by Nigel Farage: 
The National Trust has put vegan tampons in men's toilets. God help us.
blandalorian.bsky.social
Peacemaker season 2 was just *chef’s kiss* 👨‍🍳👌

Peacemaker, Creature Commandos AND Superman?! @jamesgunn.bsky.social is COOOOOKING with the DCU.

Can’t wait to see what comes next in Clayface.
James Gunn (@jamesgunn.bsky.social)
DC Studios co-CEO, #Superman, #GuardiansoftheGalaxy, #Peacemaker, dog owner, husband, servant to my cat.
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blandalorian.bsky.social
And I’ve just noticed that that was posted before it was broadcast, so I wouldn’t be shocked if it’s closer to 100k than 95k at this point.
blandalorian.bsky.social
I guess Zack’s ‘Jamie O’Hara against the scum’-esque performance on QT last night won a few people over!
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jamesbatchelor.bsky.social
Important News: You can now pre-order The History of the Pokémon Games from @penandswordbooks.bsky.social!

💻The making of Gen 1-9
🎮Over 150+ games
🎙️Foreword by @theveronicat.bsky.social, the original Ash Ketchum

Also available via Amazon, Waterstones, etc

www.pen-and-sword.co.uk/The-History-...
blandalorian.bsky.social
Unlike my wife, I’ve never really been much of a reader outside of comics - however after someone gifting me Claudia Gray’s incredible Star Wars: Bloodline in our work’s Secret Santa last year, it’s really started to open my eyes to reading books. Better late than never, I guess! (3/3)
blandalorian.bsky.social
“History tells us that, given enough time, all empires will fall. But if we do not come to understand how and why they rise, we will remain trapped in this cycle forever.”

Beaumont Kin’s staggeringly accurate comparison aside, I’m so excited to finally read this book. (2/3)
blandalorian.bsky.social
I picked up @chriskempshall.bsky.social’s ‘The Rise And Of The Galactic Empire’ from my local Waterstones this morning, and sneaking a quick read of it on my lunch break, I can’t help but feel that the opening two sentences mirrors the state of the politics on the other side of the Atlantic. (1/3)
blandalorian.bsky.social
That can never make me hate you, The Rise Of Skywalker.

Every time I watch it, I love it that little bit more. I’d argue it’s the most “Star Wars”-feeling film in the entire franchise!
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Omid “Jordan Henderson” Djalili