B in the Netherlands
@bnetherlands.bsky.social
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A writer and photographer from Oregon who lives in the Netherlands. Posts range from serious news to micro-sized movie reviews and random photos of Dutch stuff. Someday I'll fix the cowboy banner. Someday...
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tomshaps.bsky.social
I don't care that they were never worn, I'm not paying full price for secondhand shoes.
rachelfeder.bsky.social
Tell me your most unhinged literary opinion, as a little treat
bnetherlands.bsky.social
Random autumn scene from a week or two ago.

#Leiden #autumn #herfst
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stephenking.bsky.social
Jack Bryan on Threads talks about how Frank Sinatra saved Don Rickles's life. Rickles said, "Some goons were beating me up. Frank comes over and says, 'Okay, guys, that's enough.'"
Bryan says--with some truth--that he remembered that anecdote when Trump hogged the credit for ending the war in Gaza.
bnetherlands.bsky.social
Micro Movie Memo # 119

¡Casa Bonita Mi Amor!

I *loved* this doc about the South Park guys and their incredibly foolish decision to buy and renovate their favorite Mexican restaurant. It’s amazing they pulled it off and if I’m ever in the Denver area…

www.youtube.com/watch?v=I4Tk...

9/9
¡Casa Bonita Mi Amor!
YouTube video by MTV Documentary Films
www.youtube.com
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matineemode.bsky.social
I need to know what Bob Hoskins said to Princess Diana in front of Roger Rabbit at the London premiere of WHO FRAMED ROGER RABBIT (1988).
Bob Hoskins meets Princess Diana as a full size Roger Rabbit costumed character stands next to them.
bnetherlands.bsky.social
Meanwhile, what's it going to take to prevent YouTube from showing me that online gambling ad where the guy screams "YOU BETCHA!" every time I use it?
bnetherlands.bsky.social
I was this many days old when I learned there was a prior version of "Thriller" called "Starlight" and it's....uhhhhh...well...yeah.

Jackson and Jones made the right decision to go a different route with the tune.

www.youtube.com/watch?v=olCw...
Starlight
YouTube video by Michael Jackson - Topic
www.youtube.com
bnetherlands.bsky.social
I assume they won’t be allowed to go after his own personal stash.

#Musk
the-independent.com
Elon Musk calls for US troops to be sent to San Francisco for war on drugs: ‘It’s the only solution’
Musk demands US troops be sent to San Francisco for war on drugs
www.independent.co.uk
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mcsweeneys.net
"Nothing prettier than a deceased leaf hanging from a tree in its final few moments on earth. It makes me want to wrap an oversized scarf around my neck and take a walk through the carnage."
I Love When the Leaves Turn Beautiful Colors and Fall to Their Deaths
I love this time of year, when leaves change color and die right in front of me. Nothing prettier than a deceased leaf hanging from a tree in its f...
buff.ly
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shawnlevy.com
Fantastic 🧵that explains my city very, very well

👏🏼👏🏼👏🏼🔥🔥🔥👊🏼👊🏼👊🏼
ceaubin.bsky.social
What The Hell Is Going On, a thread:

I’ve seen some thinkpieces and posts about Portland protests that fail to understand the long-term hyperspecificity of Portland culture/humor, and frame it as a sort of shitposting meme-pilled ironic thing. Which is wrong.

So I’m gonna give you my breakdown.
bnetherlands.bsky.social
And I for one will miss the updates about his incredibly neurotic cat. Listened to the episode where he quiped that putting him on feline Prozac would prevent him “from being his authentic self” over the weekend.

#Maron
nytimes.com
Marc Maron, the comedian, actor and former podcaster, discussed his decision to bring “WTF” to a close after 16 years and interviewing its final guest, Barack Obama. “It’s hard to find a way through, in terms of hope,” Maron told us in an interview. “So, I went to the hope guy.” nyti.ms/4n3ieOG
bnetherlands.bsky.social
Glad we got over to Monique’s Pumpkin Factory last week. She often sells out fast. We came home with a grizzly bear pumpkin (had never seen those before) and a gourd that will get tuned into bread in a few days.

#pumpkins #Halloween #Netherlands
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bnetherlands.bsky.social
Micro Movie Memo # 119

But I’m a Cheerleader

A good-hearted but clunky indie comedy from the ‘90s starring a young Natasha Lyonne. The casting of RuPaul as a conversion counselor was genius, though.

6/9

#BlueSkyfilm 📽️ Film

www.youtube.com/watch?v=HnUv...
But I’m a Cheerleader: Director’s Cut (2020 Movie) Official Trailer – Natasha Lyonne, Clea DuVall
YouTube video by Lionsgate Movies
www.youtube.com
bnetherlands.bsky.social
Can't say I was a fan of A Minecraft Movie, but the Minecraft routine on Saturday night's Strictly was pretty dang impressive. Whoever was dancing as Jack Black actually managed to get some Jack Black-isms in there.

#Strictly #Minecraft #ridiculous

www.youtube.com/watch?v=u-M2...
The Pros enter the Minecraft world! ✨ BBC Strictly 2025
YouTube video by BBC Strictly Come Dancing
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bnetherlands.bsky.social
Disgusting. The feds responsible should lose their jobs and/or be brought to trial.

#Portland
kevinhfoster.bsky.social
Massive escalation at the Portland ICE facility. Worst I’ve ever seen. More pepper balls than I can count. Teargas in the middle of crowd. Violent arrests. Some type of either noise or rubber bullet shotgun fired into the air then later aimed at protesters chests/heads at near point blank range.
bnetherlands.bsky.social
We were talking about Diane Keaton last night because Father of the Bride was on TV. Picked up my phone and saw the news. Ugh…

But as far as gourds go, at least you didn’t have a sibling ship you one of these from the other side of the planet.
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redpeter99.bsky.social
Copeland on Radio 3, while reading tributes to Diane Keaton, is a welcome reminder of an America that the rest of the world can admire.
bnetherlands.bsky.social
I know. I just don't get it. I wonder if there are any Trumpers who live in Portland who are somehow convinced the city no longer has any shops that aren't built out of plywood.
bnetherlands.bsky.social
This is complete and utter nonsense. This man is completely out of his mind. How much more footage and proof does he need that Portland isn’t a war zone?

#Trump #Portland
atrupar.com
Trump: "Portland, I mean -- every time I look at that place it's burning down. There are fires all over the place. When a store -- there are very few of them left -- but when a store owner rebuilds a store they build it out of plywood. They don't put up storefronts anymore. They just put wood up."
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matineemode.bsky.social
Gonna open an art gallery but it’s just all of the old fake movie posters from Chuck E. Cheese.
Chuck E. Cheese parody movie posters for INDIANA JONES AND THE TEMPLE OF DOOM, BATMAN, BEETLEJUICE, BEVERLY HILLS COP, GONE WITH THE WIND, JAWS, TOOTSIE, THE WIZARD OF OZ and CROCODILE DUNDEE.