B in the Netherlands
@bnetherlands.bsky.social
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A writer and photographer from Oregon who lives in the Netherlands. Posts range from serious news to micro-sized movie reviews and random photos of Dutch stuff. Someday I'll fix the cowboy banner. Someday...
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bnetherlands.bsky.social
Disgusting. The feds responsible should lose their jobs and/or be brought to trial.

#Portland
kevinhfoster.bsky.social
Massive escalation at the Portland ICE facility. Worst I’ve ever seen. More pepper balls than I can count. Teargas in the middle of crowd. Violent arrests. Some type of either noise or rubber bullet shotgun fired into the air then later aimed at protesters chests/heads at near point blank range.
bnetherlands.bsky.social
We were talking about Diane Keaton last night because Father of the Bride was on TV. Picked up my phone and saw the news. Ugh…

But as far as gourds go, at least you didn’t have a sibling ship you one of these from the other side of the planet.
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redpeter99.bsky.social
Copeland on Radio 3, while reading tributes to Diane Keaton, is a welcome reminder of an America that the rest of the world can admire.
bnetherlands.bsky.social
I know. I just don't get it. I wonder if there are any Trumpers who live in Portland who are somehow convinced the city no longer has any shops that aren't built out of plywood.
bnetherlands.bsky.social
This is complete and utter nonsense. This man is completely out of his mind. How much more footage and proof does he need that Portland isn’t a war zone?

#Trump #Portland
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Trump: "Portland, I mean -- every time I look at that place it's burning down. There are fires all over the place. When a store -- there are very few of them left -- but when a store owner rebuilds a store they build it out of plywood. They don't put up storefronts anymore. They just put wood up."
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matineemode.bsky.social
Gonna open an art gallery but it’s just all of the old fake movie posters from Chuck E. Cheese.
Chuck E. Cheese parody movie posters for INDIANA JONES AND THE TEMPLE OF DOOM, BATMAN, BEETLEJUICE, BEVERLY HILLS COP, GONE WITH THE WIND, JAWS, TOOTSIE, THE WIZARD OF OZ and CROCODILE DUNDEE.
bnetherlands.bsky.social
To be fair, that same “apartment” would probably go for 2,000 Euros a month in Amsterdam.
grumpyyetamusin.bsky.social
Last night we watched a documentary called 'Secret Mall Apartment', but the 'apartment' was more like a small common room with no amenities, used by a local artist and his pals. It was extremely disappointing.
bnetherlands.bsky.social
Saw Secret Mall Apartment last night at LIFF. Director Jeremy Wokrkman was there for an intro and Q & A afterward.

Great doc about not just the apartment, but also gentrification, housing, art, marriage, and more.

#film #documentary #RhodeIsland
bnetherlands.bsky.social
Better Bagels has rolled out their annual supply of pumpkin bagels. Get ‘em while they’re pumpkin-y!

Also: the Statue of Liberty out front seems to have modified her torch.

#autumn #Halloween #Leiden
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bnetherlands.bsky.social
It’s that time of year again.

Two movies down, eight left to go for me.

#Leiden #filmfestival #LIFF
bnetherlands.bsky.social
Ah. Sorry for the nosey question. I thought they were coming to you out of the clear blue.
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niedermeyer.online
all glory to the portland frog and his chicken forerunner, but in the interest of historical clarity (and definitely not clout chasing) I'm pretty sure I was doing the shark costume at Tesla Takedown before the chicken guy showed up
bnetherlands.bsky.social
Micro Movie Memo # 118

One Battle After Another

Awkward Pynchonian humor and a ludicrous ending weigh down what could have been an absolute masterpiece. Excellent cast and scenes that will be on highlight reels for decades.

8/9

#Blueskyfilm 📽️ Film

www.youtube.com/watch?v=feOQ...
One Battle After Another - Official Trailer - Warner Bros. UK & Ireland
YouTube video by Warner Bros. UK & Ireland
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bnetherlands.bsky.social
Uh, why the heck was your bank contacting you about this?! What business is your employment of theirs? Their task is to provide accounts, not question the balance in them.
bnetherlands.bsky.social
Definitely possible. I should have looked up the history of these things. They sort of remind me of that magical, long-lasting and filling bread the hobbits eat in the Lord of the Rings series during the long march to Mt. Doom.
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bencoates1.bsky.social
“Limiting the number of international students coming to the Netherlands for a degree course could cost the Dutch economy up to €4.8 billion, five major universities have warned”

but hey, at least your waitress might speak Dutch!
bnetherlands.bsky.social
Wow, a local municipality telling people they should smile more. How very, ummm...creepy old man harassing a waitress in a chain restaurant of them.
bnetherlands.bsky.social
Challenge of the Morning: figuring out what's happening in this old Douwe Egberts ad.

Is the gag that the guy is tired, hasn't had coffee, and is messing up his words? Or is there some more complex wordplay/puns happening?

www.youtube.com/watch?v=0EzL...
Douwe Egberts - Fokkiesjamien
YouTube video by Fokkie Sjamien
www.youtube.com
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thedailyshow.com
The following is REAL footage from Portland, 2025. Viewer discretion is advised.
bnetherlands.bsky.social
Only if you want to break your teeth. Definitely weird stuff.