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Boga Haga

@boghag.bsky.social

460 followers 420 following 960 posts

I once had a few hundred followers for my humor & a few thousand for my cleavage. I see the humor folks have found me. Eldest daughter. Tumbleweed. Mostly Friendly Anti Supremacy Albino.

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Boga Haga @boghag.bsky.social · May 28

Hi new follows!
I can’t fix you.

Boga Haga @boghag.bsky.social · 5h

We are making Portland look way too cool. The others will move here. Think of rent.

Boga Haga @boghag.bsky.social · 5h

This cat took a salt & vinegar chip, ate it, came back for another. Apex predator behavior.

Boga Haga @boghag.bsky.social · 14h

She was very excited about it, so that makes me feel a bit better.

Boga Haga @boghag.bsky.social · 14h

I sold my Doctor Who (13th) trench coat and a tiny part of me died today.

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BEAVE @beaveinflow.bsky.social · 1d

Being a bibliophile is fun because I get to say things like “I’m reading” when I’m actually dissociating in silence.

Boga Haga @boghag.bsky.social · 1d

I’m shocked, but she is really manipulative and theatric my whole life.
I need to sell my house. The plan was to have her move in with us to a larger place, where we would continue to provide for her.

She now claims I never told her. After constantly talking options since Spring.

Boga Haga @boghag.bsky.social · 1d

Thank you so much. I am shocked.

Boga Haga @boghag.bsky.social · 1d

Probably both. Also being raised very wealthy, by in house staff with a nasty histrionic mother of her own. Entitlement. Having a rabid asshole boyfriend.

Istg I am so boring by comparison. She is very theatric and manipulative.

Boga Haga @boghag.bsky.social · 1d

Nuclear option is only option.

Boga Haga @boghag.bsky.social · 1d

See, I’d trust that monster.
My rental has a 1990’s sub zero fridge that runs on the blood and good will of old gods.

Remember when small appliance repair was a recession proof career?

Boga Haga @boghag.bsky.social · 1d

Any and all negativity must be buried and ignored — otherwise someone might self reflect! Can’t have that.

Boga Haga @boghag.bsky.social · 1d

My cheap ass microwave was clean - I’d just given it a full scrub on Monday and I noticed the scorch mark. Researched it, got the part number and that thing went 🔥 before I could even order the part.

Boga Haga @boghag.bsky.social · 1d

What the actual fuckery. It only further proves that the male loneliness epidemic is self enforced.

Boga Haga @boghag.bsky.social · 1d

I don’t even program the time on my cheap ass microwave. I use the adhd button (30 sec!) like a cavewoman.

I am not the target audience for maintenance and repair.

Boga Haga @boghag.bsky.social · 1d

Don’t be tempted to use your cheap ass microwave for 30 seconds if that waveguide cover is charred, cracked etc.

Friends, it isn’t enough to keep it clean. Side eye that cover when you clean the cheap ass microwave.

Boga Haga @boghag.bsky.social · 1d

My microwave caught fire last night, it’s a cheap ass capitalism microwave I got 5 years ago.

Learn about cheap ass microwaves with me!

The waveguide cover is what protects
the magnetron that produces the microwaves. It is a replaceable part.

If it’s charred DO NOT USE your cheap ass microwave.

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Rap Bastardz® @rapbastardz.bsky.social · 2d

Portland, it’s like Austin, but with 0% Texas.

Boga Haga @boghag.bsky.social · 2d

Our inflatable friends have made my entire damn week. We are so playfully, absurdly weird here.

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The Oregonian @oregonian.com · 2d

Things are happening at Portland's ICE facility tonight.

Read more of our protest coverage here: www.oregonlive.com/crime/2025/1...

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Boga Haga @boghag.bsky.social · 23d

Great day to be disgusted with everything.

Boga Haga @boghag.bsky.social · 3d

Major life change stress + *everything else* = i’m in a dangerous sleep deficit. I’m getting sick.

A hot guy gave me a subscription to the Calm app. Now I get a bedtime stories from celebs, like Cillian Murphy, telling me to go tf to sleep.

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HerRoyalBOO👻bies @ourflagmeansbeth.bsky.social · 5d

I need one of these to wear when the cops ask about my husband who has gone missing under suspicious circumstances.

An old Hollywood sheer dressing robe with fluffy cuffs.

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Sorrowscopes @sorrowscopes.bsky.social · 6d

Aries: Somebody gross loves you.

Boga Haga @boghag.bsky.social · 8d

Isn’t that what everyone says about IPA? Hops are in the drinking water, so you get used to the feet.

Boga Haga @boghag.bsky.social · 8d

I was laughing so hard, as hard as Travis’s penis. Happy horny Taylor is a vibe.