Boga Haga
@boghag.bsky.social
460 followers 420 following 960 posts
I once had a few hundred followers for my humor & a few thousand for my cleavage. I see the humor folks have found me. Eldest daughter. Tumbleweed.
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boghag.bsky.social
Hi new follows!
I can’t fix you.
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beaveinflow.bsky.social
Being a bibliophile is fun because I get to say things like “I’m reading” when I’m actually dissociating in silence.
boghag.bsky.social
I’m shocked, but she is really manipulative and theatric my whole life.
I need to sell my house. The plan was to have her move in with us to a larger place, where we would continue to provide for her.

She now claims I never told her. After constantly talking options since Spring.
boghag.bsky.social
Thank you so much. I am shocked.
boghag.bsky.social
Probably both. Also being raised very wealthy, by in house staff with a nasty histrionic mother of her own. Entitlement. Having a rabid asshole boyfriend.

Istg I am so boring by comparison. She is very theatric and manipulative.
boghag.bsky.social
Nuclear option is only option.
boghag.bsky.social
See, I’d trust that monster.
My rental has a 1990’s sub zero fridge that runs on the blood and good will of old gods.

Remember when small appliance repair was a recession proof career?
boghag.bsky.social
Any and all negativity must be buried and ignored — otherwise someone might self reflect! Can’t have that.
boghag.bsky.social
My cheap ass microwave was clean - I’d just given it a full scrub on Monday and I noticed the scorch mark. Researched it, got the part number and that thing went 🔥 before I could even order the part.
boghag.bsky.social
What the actual fuckery. It only further proves that the male loneliness epidemic is self enforced.
boghag.bsky.social
I don’t even program the time on my cheap ass microwave. I use the adhd button (30 sec!) like a cavewoman.

I am not the target audience for maintenance and repair.
boghag.bsky.social
Don’t be tempted to use your cheap ass microwave for 30 seconds if that waveguide cover is charred, cracked etc.

Friends, it isn’t enough to keep it clean. Side eye that cover when you clean the cheap ass microwave.
boghag.bsky.social
My microwave caught fire last night, it’s a cheap ass capitalism microwave I got 5 years ago.

Learn about cheap ass microwaves with me!

The waveguide cover is what protects
the magnetron that produces the microwaves. It is a replaceable part.

If it’s charred DO NOT USE your cheap ass microwave.
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rapbastardz.bsky.social
Portland, it’s like Austin, but with 0% Texas.
boghag.bsky.social
Our inflatable friends have made my entire damn week. We are so playfully, absurdly weird here.
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oregonian.com
Things are happening at Portland's ICE facility tonight.

Read more of our protest coverage here: www.oregonlive.com/crime/2025/1...
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boghag.bsky.social
Great day to be disgusted with everything.
boghag.bsky.social
Major life change stress + *everything else* = i’m in a dangerous sleep deficit. I’m getting sick.

A hot guy gave me a subscription to the Calm app. Now I get a bedtime stories from celebs, like Cillian Murphy, telling me to go tf to sleep.
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ourflagmeansbeth.bsky.social
I need one of these to wear when the cops ask about my husband who has gone missing under suspicious circumstances.
An old Hollywood sheer dressing robe with fluffy cuffs.
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sorrowscopes.bsky.social
Aries: Somebody gross loves you.
boghag.bsky.social
Isn’t that what everyone says about IPA? Hops are in the drinking water, so you get used to the feet.
boghag.bsky.social
I was laughing so hard, as hard as Travis’s penis. Happy horny Taylor is a vibe.
boghag.bsky.social
So glad you are back, couldn’t unfollow and block him fast enough.
boghag.bsky.social
I am excited for the naked bike ride, would love to jump in on that. My friend said i’d get a wicked injury with my ass out and be rolling around yelling “leave me, save yourselves!”
boghag.bsky.social
I love this. This is the chaos I want.
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benedictsred.bsky.social
Just fyi giving me attention has 17g of protein