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Bryce - Level 36

@brycetrek.bsky.social

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Radio personality. Casual guitarist. Trekkie. AuDHD. Flavorful salsa enthusiast. - Ex meliora scientia - he/him

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Bryce - Level 36 @brycetrek.bsky.social · Aug 28

They dont want me to honk shoo mimimimi for 8 hours straight, lest I become too powerful

Bryce - Level 36 @brycetrek.bsky.social · 4h

@ketchup-dressup.bsky.social

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Bryce - Level 36 @brycetrek.bsky.social · 5h

I literally looked up a bunch of couch brands for this joke.

#committothebit

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Bryce - Level 36 @brycetrek.bsky.social · 5h

We will also accept
- "West Elm Molester"
- "Poliform Polygamist"
- "Flexform Fondeler"

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Bryce - Level 36 @brycetrek.bsky.social · 7h

WHAT THE FUCK IS GOOD, MY SKYLINERS?

Bryce - Level 36 @brycetrek.bsky.social · 20h

oof...painful lol

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Bryce - Level 36 @brycetrek.bsky.social · 1d

Klingon construction: "TODAY IS A GOOD DAY TO PRY!"

🩵Bolian Boo!👻 @bolianblue.bsky.social · 1d

Klingon rugby players: "Today is a good day to try."

Star Trek Corrected Captions @startrekcc.bsky.social · 1d

Klingons named Duras: "Today is a good day to lie."

Bryce - Level 36 @brycetrek.bsky.social · 1d

oramge has chosen you

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Bryce - Level 36 @brycetrek.bsky.social · 1d

"Don't look, don't look," the shadows breathe
Whispering me away from you
"Don't wake at night to watch her sleep
You know that you will always lose
This trembling adored
Tousled bird mad girl"
But every night I burn
Every night I call your name
Every night I burn
Every night I fall again

Bryce - Level 36 @brycetrek.bsky.social · 1d

ok i know this...umm

it's one of those drama shorts they want you to watch on some app!...the acting is dubious but by god do you wanna know what happens next so you search it up on the youtube hoping someone uploaded it in its entirety

Bryce - Level 36 @brycetrek.bsky.social · 1d

Season changes play hell on my nasal passages, especially winter to spring and fall. All that postnasal drip and what not.

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Bryce - Level 36 @brycetrek.bsky.social · 2d

Or they just straight upnput something on it that wasn't there before. Like why fuck with perfection?!

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Bryce - Level 36 @brycetrek.bsky.social · 2d

Yes HEE HEE does

The Onion @theonion.com · 2d

Report: Guy Who Sings ‘Thriller’ Has Bunch Of Non-Halloween Music, Too

CLEVELAND—Revealing a vast, forgotten catalog of legitimate pop compositions, a report released Thursday about novelty musical act Michael Joseph Jackson found that the man who recorded the perennial ...

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Bryce - Level 36 @brycetrek.bsky.social · 2d

Or they took your favorite thing and made a change to it and now you're just not sure about it anymore.

Or they didn't make it the same way, so now it tastes completely different and the vibe is off.

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Bryce - Level 36 @brycetrek.bsky.social · 2d

Bastards 😡

Bryce - Level 36 @brycetrek.bsky.social · 3d

but the ship itself 🤌🤌

Bryce - Level 36 @brycetrek.bsky.social · 3d

year of hell is s4

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Andrew Bloom @andrewbloom.bsky.social · 3d

I've done it! I've finally done it! I've created a meme scientifically designed to ensure that no single generation will get the entire joke!

On the left is Six LeMeure from the T.V. show Blossom, in a gray hat with a red blower on it, and a white blouse with a black vest over it. On the right is Seven of Nine from the T.V. show Star Trek: Voyager in a burgundy bodysuit with a Borg implant over her left eye.

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Bryce - Level 36 @brycetrek.bsky.social · 3d

Your next form should have "gangster of love" in the preferred name blank

Bryce - Level 36 @brycetrek.bsky.social · 4d

Define your music taste in eight artists

Ghost
Sleep Token
Machine Head
Death
Led Zeppelin
Metallica
Meshuggah
Spiritbox

Zuul @weirdkittehkat.bsky.social · 4d

Define your music taste in eight artisits:

(Woof, I dont know if I have eight)

Fleetwood Mac
Stevie Nicks
Most 80s
Really well done 80s covers
Night Club - not 80s
Glass Apple Bonzai
Pink Floyd

That's it. That's all I got.

Lt. Barnacle @ltbarnacle.bsky.social · 10d

define your music taste in eight artists:

Pink Floyd
KMFDM
Metallica
311
John 5
Front Line Assembly
Acumen Nation
The Birthday Massacre

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Bryce - Level 36 @brycetrek.bsky.social · 4d

Doors locked

Lady Vean the UNBURNINATED @ladyvean.bsky.social · 4d

“Yes please.”

Bryce - Level 36 @brycetrek.bsky.social · 4d

ikr...there are a bajillion songs just on rock radio rn I could totally see gh charts made out of.

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Bub 🏳️‍🌈 🐈 @bubotomy.bsky.social · 5d

i'm not totally useless

i can be used as a bad example

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Bryce - Level 36 @brycetrek.bsky.social · 5d

When I was trek ship model building I'd get superglue on my hands frequently. Occupational hazard lol

Bryce - Level 36 @brycetrek.bsky.social · 6d

Salem's Lot - the 1976 one

Bryce - Level 36 @brycetrek.bsky.social · 6d

🎵In every loss, in every lie
In every truth that you deny
And each regret, and each goodbye
Was a mistake too great to hide
And your voice was all I heard
That I get what I deserve

Monica @softtail65.bsky.social · 7d