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Technomancer, TTRPG enthusiast, plays with directed EM fields for a living. Vet, silly little goose, elder millennial punk, banned in one country (at least). Looking for a place to happen; making stops along the way. They/He.

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Bumblesnuff Crimpysnitch 🇨🇦🏳️‍⚧️🌻♾️ @bumblesnuff.bsky.social · Nov 18

A few people have followed me, so I should probably say hi!

My name isn’t Bumblesnuff, but I adopted the moniker while over on Xitter when I first joined - previous experience taught me about the importance of OPSEC, especially on “free” sites, where you trade your personal info for the privilege.

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Dr. Holly Walters @manigarm.bsky.social · 13h

I don't think this requires further comment from me.

"Can I consecrate this for communion?" Bingo. Involving structure purists versus ingredient purists.

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Bumblesnuff Crimpysnitch 🇨🇦🏳️‍⚧️🌻♾️ @bumblesnuff.bsky.social · 1d

This is how you get 28 Days Later, and just in time for Halloween.

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Bumblesnuff Crimpysnitch 🇨🇦🏳️‍⚧️🌻♾️ @bumblesnuff.bsky.social · 2d

How incredibly… impersonal.

Just take me behind the old folk’s home and Old Yeller me.

Would you really trust a robot to care for you in old age?

It sounds like something from a sci-fi film - but some scientists believe this clever new tech could help alleviate strains on the UK care system

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Liz Shannon Miller @lizshannonmiller.com · 2d

friend shared this, immediately updated my settings

$Screenshot of text: unfuck google drive by shooting gemini Hey folks! Google is fucking you via sneaky enshittification again! Want the shit in your google drive to load instantly again, instead of taking for-fucking-ever? Open your gdrive (web OR app) Settings > Manage Apps Gemini was checked "use as default" (and i sure the fuck didn't set it that way, this was a silent push) Nuke that, and suddenly, folders that took up to a minute to populate and sort do so in a fraction of a second.$

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Bumblesnuff Crimpysnitch 🇨🇦🏳️‍⚧️🌻♾️ @bumblesnuff.bsky.social · 2d

Dude burned his hands after toasting a pop tart sideways and trying to fish it out. I think Tesla can do better.

Bumblesnuff Crimpysnitch 🇨🇦🏳️‍⚧️🌻♾️ @bumblesnuff.bsky.social · 4d

Planche Devereaux all day

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the ghost of pony pony huckabuck @spindlypete.bsky.social · 6d

check out this absolutely terrifying ancient babylonian lullaby

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What is the oldest lullaby or nursery rhyme that...
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As far as the earliest we know of, it's another Babylonian tablet, about 4000 years old and most often known as Little Baby in the Dark House. We don't have the music for it, but again, the BBC article has a good go at describing some commonalities of the music that tends to accompany lullabies, so that might inspire you.
The rough translation for that Babylonian lullaby, by the way, is:
Little Baby in the dark house
You have seen the sun rise
Why are you crying?
Why are you screaming?
You have disturbed the house god.
'Who has disturbed me?' says the house god.
'It is the baby who has disturbed you!
'Who scared me?' says the house god.
'The baby has disturbed you, the baby has scared you, making noises like a drunkard who cannot sit still on his stool.
He has disturbed your sleep!
'Call the baby now, says the house god.
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Bumblesnuff Crimpysnitch 🇨🇦🏳️‍⚧️🌻♾️ @bumblesnuff.bsky.social · 6d

“He’s so smart, he makes rockets”

Yeah, and puts pop tarts into the toaster short-side up.

Genius move? Rather than burning your hands, you unplug the toaster and tip them out.

Fucking billionaires. Proof the biggest ones are fucking idiots.

🏳️‍🌈 Chicken Puppet 🏳️‍⚧️ @chickenpuppet.online · 6d

In case you think this is a joke

Bumblesnuff Crimpysnitch 🇨🇦🏳️‍⚧️🌻♾️ @bumblesnuff.bsky.social · 6d

Be the GHS symbol you want to see in the world.

Standplaats Kraków @standplaatskrk.pl · 10d

#plug #new standplaatskrakow.etsy.com/listing/4389...

Red and black flame and serif lettering: "No Hope, No Despair: Just Furious Anger"

Bumblesnuff Crimpysnitch 🇨🇦🏳️‍⚧️🌻♾️ @bumblesnuff.bsky.social · 6d

Not advocating violence, but I’m in team force-manual-update to any and all fuckers wearing anything close to these.

Joseph Cox @josephcox.bsky.social · 6d

New: a $60 mod to Meta's Ray-Ban glasses disables the privacy LED light. This is supposed to light when people are filming with the glasses. We bought the mod, verified it works. Now you can never be sure whether someone wearing Meta Ray-Bans is filming you or not
www.404media.co/how-to-disab...

A $60 Mod to Meta’s Ray-Bans Disables Its Privacy-Protecting Recording Light

Meta’s Ray-Ban glasses usually include an LED that lights up when the user is recording other people. One hobbyist is charging a small fee to disable that light, and has a growing list of customers ar...

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Bumblesnuff Crimpysnitch 🇨🇦🏳️‍⚧️🌻♾️ @bumblesnuff.bsky.social · 7d

Because the Department of War can’t do without naps and memory foam.

Bumblesnuff Crimpysnitch 🇨🇦🏳️‍⚧️🌻♾️ @bumblesnuff.bsky.social · 7d

The Algorithm, algorithming
#WhiteHouse #EastWing

Bumblesnuff Crimpysnitch 🇨🇦🏳️‍⚧️🌻♾️ @bumblesnuff.bsky.social · 7d

There are a lot of things I feel and hear when I see this. Among them is remembering that asbestos was most certainly a thing when it was built.

a blue background with mesothelioma 1-800-99 law usa written on it

ALT: a blue background with mesothelioma 1-800-99 law usa written on it

media.tenor.com

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Bumblesnuff Crimpysnitch 🇨🇦🏳️‍⚧️🌻♾️ @bumblesnuff.bsky.social · 8d

You know, you see more stars with better telescopes. There aren’t more stars, though.

Same with autism.

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jeremy kaplowitz @jeremykaplowitz.com · Aug 3

you don't understand. as someone who isn't inherently good at art, stealing paintings from the museum is the *only* way i'm able to express myself creatively. i wouldn't be able to paint beautiful portraits. but by breaking into a museum and stealing the paintings, now i am

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Bumblesnuff Crimpysnitch 🇨🇦🏳️‍⚧️🌻♾️ @bumblesnuff.bsky.social · 11d

So Atari is remaking an Intellivision console to celebrate the 40th anniversary of the system and *oh noes oh goddamnit my hands just slipped 16 times for the credit card number* and *oh fuck just accidentally autofilled address* well, here’s hoping that *aw crap I just clicked ‘okay’* well shit.

Bumblesnuff Crimpysnitch 🇨🇦🏳️‍⚧️🌻♾️ @bumblesnuff.bsky.social · 11d

These pigs have at least 6” between them.

Bumblesnuff Crimpysnitch 🇨🇦🏳️‍⚧️🌻♾️ @bumblesnuff.bsky.social · 11d

Amazing 😍

Bumblesnuff Crimpysnitch 🇨🇦🏳️‍⚧️🌻♾️ @bumblesnuff.bsky.social · 11d

No sense following nonsense, so live that nuclear block life, starting with this list.

Bill Corbett @billcorbett.bsky.social · 11d

Gotta block ‘em all!
Here’s the one-stop shopping blocklist to disappear the Trump regime accounts that swarmed Bluesky yesterday.
Flush these turds HERE -

bsky.app/profile/did:...

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Dag. @3fecta.bsky.social · 11d

I really love how in England they have modified No Kings to No Tyrants out of local sensibilities whilst in Ireland they are all like NO KINGS, do I stutter.

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Bumblesnuff Crimpysnitch 🇨🇦🏳️‍⚧️🌻♾️ @bumblesnuff.bsky.social · 12d

Agreed.

BlueSky allows us the ability to Black Mirror shun people. Literal yeet into the aether.

Don’t engage. Block. Cultivate your space as you see fit!

Bumblesnuff Crimpysnitch 🇨🇦🏳️‍⚧️🌻♾️ @bumblesnuff.bsky.social · 12d

Virginia Giuffre

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the babahuck @tylerhuckabee.bsky.social · 17d

In 2004, Parisian police were conducting a training exercise in the french catacombs and found, after moving past a desk and a tape playing audio of snarling dogs, a fully functional movie theater and bar. When they returned 3 days later, the equipment was gone, with a note: “Do not try to find us.”

Members of the force's sports squad, responsible
- among other tasks - for policing the 170 miles of tunnels, caves, galleries and catacombs that underlie large parts of Paris, stumbled on the complex while on a training exercise beneath the Palais de Chaillot, across the Seine from the Eiffel Tower.
After entering the network through a drain next to the Trocadero, the officers came across a tarpaulin marked: Building site, No access.
Behind that, a tunnel held a desk and a closed-circuit TV camera set to automatically record images of anyone passing. The mechanism also triggered a tape of dogs barking, "clearly designed to frighten people off," the spokesman said.
Further along, the tunnel opened into a vast 400 sq metre cave some 18m underground, "like an underground amphitheatre, with terraces cut into the rock and chairs".

There the police found a full-sized cinema screen, projection equipment, and tapes of a wide variety of films, including 1950s film noir classics and more recent thrillers. None of the films were banned or even offensive, the spokesman said.
A smaller cave next door had been turned into an informal restaurant and bar. "There were bottles of whisky and other spirits behind a bar, tables and chairs, a pressure-cooker for making couscous," the spokesman said.
"The whole thing ran off a professionally installed electricity system and there were at least three phone lines down there."
Three days later, when the police returned accompanied by experts from the French electricity board to see where the power was coming from, the phone and electricity lines had been cut and a note was lying in the middle of the floor: "Do not," it said, "try to find us."

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Bumblesnuff Crimpysnitch 🇨🇦🏳️‍⚧️🌻♾️ @bumblesnuff.bsky.social · 18d

The easiest way to weaken the enemy is through health. A weak enemy doesn’t fight - it gives up. So making Americans less literate, anti-vaccine, anti-medicine, fearful of the sciences they keep it healthy, affecting the water supply to affect dental health which is tied to cardiovascular health…

Walker Bragman @walkerbragman.bsky.social · 19d

If I were actively trying to destroy the United States from within, going after and dismantling its public health would be like the first thing I’d do.

Just pointing that out.

This is beyond dangerous. It’s leaving us vulnerable in a way we can’t really fathom until it’s too late.

Sheryl Gay Stolberg @sherylnyt.bsky.social · 19d

BREAKING: Friday night massacre underway at CDC. Doznes of "disease detectives," high-level scientists, entire Washington staff and editors of the MMWR (Morbidity and Mortality Weekly Report) have all been RIFed and received the following notice:

Bumblesnuff Crimpysnitch 🇨🇦🏳️‍⚧️🌻♾️ @bumblesnuff.bsky.social · 18d

If they report he’s unfit, there’ll need to be an Amendment invoked.

I’d ascribe this to complete fucking laziness on the behalf of Dems, Republicans, and the Media - it’s easier to let him be mad king than to say “he’s completely unfit”, because that requires them to work.