Captain Awkward
@captainawkward.bsky.social
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Advice blogger, soon-to-be-author. You may remember me as CAwkward on that other site, but I have reclaimed my full title and powers! Here to make new internets to push the bad internets down.
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captainawkward.bsky.social
Just listening to Kenny & Dolly while we get ready for the funeral. Seems appropriate.
captainawkward.bsky.social
Our loins shall host a new Dust Bowl
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jeremydnichols.bsky.social
My Uncle John sent some pictures of Mom yesterday and here’s one I’ve never seen of us before.
A smiling young mother holds her smiling baby boy.
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leonardpierce.bsky.social
Write it in the sky with hundred foot letters of burning flame
olufemiotaiwo.bsky.social
if i've learned one thing from doing union stuff while also doing other forms of organizing, it's that you're better off with people you disagree with who are nevertheless trying to do the same thing as you than with people you agree with who aren't trying to do anything
captainawkward.bsky.social
I’m back in Euless and that light you see is the rising sun.
A Waffle House coffee mug lit by the rising sun
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theferocity.bsky.social
I can’t tell you how many times I’ve watched this TikTok since yesterday. Sherman was stressing those ladies out.
inchargeofthegirls.bsky.social
sherman, for the love of god!
captainawkward.bsky.social
They are also old & rural so maybe that’s one common thread?

I’m heading to TX for a family funeral where I fully expect to be referred to as “that Yankee gal cousin Jeremy married” without irony.
captainawkward.bsky.social
Resistance & neighborhood defense is hot!
captainawkward.bsky.social
I’m from white Yankee “bedspread” people, how interesting to see this context.
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frayed-symphony.bsky.social
Has anyone else been calling it Silent Hilf
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captainawkward.bsky.social
I loved it. Most viscerally accurate depiction of adhd + a cracking good tale.
captainawkward.bsky.social
Your last name is so common 😂
captainawkward.bsky.social
Thank you! I like presents that don’t cause clutter and Wicker Men are good for the earth.
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melissagiragrant.com
one of my most durable political lessons out of Occupy is: not only is it a bad look to instruct people at protests you are not part what to do based on posts online, it’s bad tactics to order around people with local experience and who are doing countless things you won’t know about from posts
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tobyontv.bsky.social
if you’ve ever watched the apprentice, that’s the world without arts or humanities degrees
captainawkward.bsky.social
The traditional 9th anniversary gifts are pottery or wicker so here’s wishing you love and a bountiful harvest @jeremydnichols.bsky.social
The wicker man from the 1973 film The Wicker Man surrounded by people holding torches