Captain Kramer
@captainkramer.bsky.social
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"Captain, maybe we should start helping people." "No... That's just what they'll be expecting us to do."
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captainkramer.bsky.social
Own Goal Dept: liberals called out for choosing toothless, performative acts *always* pivot to even more lurid examples of the same.

Similar to Democrats who have been in office for 25 years demanding, in a crisis, "Well, what should we do?"
captainkramer.bsky.social
TAKE MY MONEY! 🫳 💵

I'll probably never get within 500 miles of the place, but draw up the fkn blueprints 'cause that one's all win. People will respond.
captainkramer.bsky.social
Siri, find 'Maquisard Pokemon.'

Siri:
captainkramer.bsky.social
whew

try and improve a meme and suddenly it's 'my inflatable army will dance on your lawn once they pick the tank treads out of their costumes.'

liberals gonna liberal tho
captainkramer.bsky.social
"Ideological dominance play" is neoliberal narcissist projection deluxe.
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gonebabygone.bsky.social
Niemoller was a Nazi—the poem is about how collaboration won’t save you, let alone neutrality
shaunvids.bsky.social
thinking about the liberal politicians willing to try to compromise with fascists by abandoning minority groups they don't really like - i wish they understood that fascists will come for everyone eventually. even themselves. fascism unopposed is a ruined state with everyone dead
captainkramer.bsky.social
I once saw a bumper sticker that read 'Support the troops. We need them to overthrow the government.'
captainkramer.bsky.social
Great meme, gonna borrow it and add LIBERALS WERE TOO CONCERNED WITH THEIR OWN STATUS TO EFFECTIVELY OPPOSE ANY OF THESE IN NAZI GERMANY OR THE UNITED STATES
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threnody.bsky.social
just watched a dozen people ask microsoft copilot experts their most pressing questions and those questions were 90% “how do i turn it off?” and “when i turn it off, is it really off or is it spying on me?”
captainkramer.bsky.social
"means-tested financial aid"
impavid.us
In honor of spooky month, share a 4 word horror story that only someone in your profession would understand

I'll go first: Six page commercial lease.
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sincerelylisa.bsky.social
You genocide voters will never fucking learn, will you?
We have all watched the Dems bend over for trump & you STILL think that people who didn't vote for that are the problem. I'm not a Dem or a Rep & my vote is earned, not given to the current cult leader of the current top elitist party.
captainkramer.bsky.social
captainkramer.bsky.social
It's so charming how liberals think there are rules.
asharangappa.bsky.social
As I observed in my Substack Round Up this past week, the endgame of the military strikes against drug cartels in international waters is to lay the groundwork to use lethal military force against Americans at home. Pay attention open.substack.com/pub/asharang...
captainkramer.bsky.social
Coming in hot with the full-diaper, power-philistine mode, huh?

ICE is definitely for you. On your app, be sure to include 'multiple deployments gargling Pritzker spunk.'
captainkramer.bsky.social
ICE is hiring bruh. You'll fit right in and billionaire Gov. Pritzker will pat you on the head, but only if you're an extra-liberal fash-loyal enabler goodboi.
captainkramer.bsky.social
One mo' 'cause you need it.
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breakify.bsky.social
It's wild that liberals with have things like "antifa" in their bios, while their skeets indicate support for cops and they endlessly cheer for Dem politicians like Pritzker that are literally responsible for this. They don't seem to understand that fascism is a bipartisan phenomenon.
unraveledpress.com
Troopers just violently attacked protesters, tackled several, several arrests, shoving activists and press with batons.
captainkramer.bsky.social
Sorry, I couldn't understand you with Pritzker's billionaire loafers in your gob.
captainkramer.bsky.social
Not if you're part of the positive-thinking cult, devised and maintained by capital to manipulate and enforce the obedience of disposable tools of profit generation.

Barbara Ehrenreich's Bright Sided speaks to this phenomena.
captainkramer.bsky.social
Are you confused about the role of the law in state-federal relations?

Does doing, or seeing others do, the right thing in a crisis cause you to panic and project?

If so, you may be a liberal and should pipe the fuck down. Stop making excuses for the powerful. They don't care about you.
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chaoskat.bsky.social
Salvation Army seen feeding ICE today. For anyone who doesn't already know about their bigotry, here is more, No need to give them your money this Christmas, or ever.
unraveledpress.com
It’s dinner time for the police. Appears to be pizza from a Salvation Army van.

Broadview’s “free speech” curfew starts soon, at 6pm.
captainkramer.bsky.social
Pritzker's lying was time well spent making liberals believe he intended to do something. During this interval, ICE further solidified and expanded operations.

Pritzker is a billionaire. He's actively assisting ICE and that will not change.
brandonfriedman.bsky.social
Up to this point, Governor Pritzker has said all the right things. If they're not backed up with action — specifically, control of your own law enforcement organization — then they were wasted breath.
noturtlesoup17.bsky.social
Illinois State Police issue a final warning to disperse from in front of the Broadview ICE facility, a full 20 minutes before the protest curfew time.
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coachfinstock.bsky.social
Illinois State Troopers if I'm not mistaken @govpritzker.illinois.gov
unraveledpress.com
Troopers just violently attacked protesters, tackled several, several arrests, shoving activists and press with batons.
captainkramer.bsky.social
Politicians are only the hired help.

The destruction of public institutions and resources, now intensifying, is the goal of private power.

It will not be halted by asking nicely; this requirement is why liberals are accomplices to fascism.