Captain Kramer
@captainkramer.bsky.social
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"Captain, maybe we should start helping people." "No... That's just what they'll be expecting us to do."
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captainkramer.bsky.social
never understood why anyone cared

what little I know of her/music is beige deluxe bleh

a triumph of marketing or widespread declining taste? probably
captainkramer.bsky.social
Still a little disappointed that Steve Miller's Songs You Will Hear Seventeen Million Times didn't make the cut, but otherwise a Jedi-level display of skill.
captainkramer.bsky.social
"Do you have one that says 'undercover'?"
Karen Sisco's cop father roasts her FBI boyfriend in Out Of Sight (1998)
captainkramer.bsky.social
Then, the connecting bus was a sports pub. It was nuts. I quickly understood why he rode the bus so often.
captainkramer.bsky.social
Frogger, Frogger burning bright
susanoftexas.bsky.social
Oh God, that I were a frog! I would eat his heart in the marketplace.
expatriot.bsky.social
Cry havoc! And let slip the frogs of war!
captainkramer.bsky.social
I did once (1) with a bus-wealthy friend and the bus lounge is not to be believed.
captainkramer.bsky.social
OTOH, the number of people who would enjoy *seeing* ICE agents assaulted has probably risen exponentially.

Like, 483¹⁶ times as much.

(see also: the Luigi Effect and don't fkn @ me)
captainkramer.bsky.social
When liberals are reminded they're really fash, their irrational hatred is white-hot. Shrieking ideological tantrums on the Richter Scale, trying to protect the powerful from accountability.

Obama is a monstrously utter and complete piece of concert toilet shit, floating in unimaginable foulness.
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pupfiction.bsky.social
BREAKING
Donald Trump awarded Nobel Piece of Shit Prize
captainkramer.bsky.social
Frog is on the top step of the dugout.
captainkramer.bsky.social
"Why would you?"
- Liberals
jimstewart.bsky.social
I won't speak poorly of the people who just ran out and abandoned all of us thinking they can just cast us off like bad habits.

I won't do that.
captainkramer.bsky.social
First I've heard of the book, so thank you.

But the review sounds like typical both-sidesing against the left; there is no contradiction in being pro-vax/public health and anti-GMO. Anyone who thinks there is, has not done their homework.
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realclaudetaylor.bsky.social
This is part of the WWII Memorial in DC. Over 400 gold stars. Each star represents 1,000 members of Antifa who gave their lives in defense of Democracy.
captainkramer.bsky.social
Peak full of shit.

Impossible to top.

AI: "Hold my feremented hops and water beverage."
captainkramer.bsky.social
Not fair to koalas, but with you on that. ✔️💯
captainkramer.bsky.social
"No, I haven't, Clayton. Bronze Age mythology isn't my jam."
captainkramer.bsky.social
'Gag orders always open up dialogue.'

Bill Burr is lost. Refusing Riyadh was the easiest ground ball in history and he pulls a Bill Buckner.

Fuck *all* those guys, but especially him.
captainkramer.bsky.social
The rulers of the US going insane in real time is a little too origin story.
captainkramer.bsky.social
chocolate coin Nobel Prize
captainkramer.bsky.social
Art:
puddleofbrain.bsky.social
I’m not beating a dead horse this is a resurrection stick
captainkramer.bsky.social
It's so charming how liberals think there are rules.
asharangappa.bsky.social
As I observed in my Substack Round Up this past week, the endgame of the military strikes against drug cartels in international waters is to lay the groundwork to use lethal military force against Americans at home. Pay attention open.substack.com/pub/asharang...
captainkramer.bsky.social
- get hard copies of a few first aid and survival manuals
- learn how to use and maintain firearms
- limit your regrets
- enjoy every day to the fullest
- buy that IKEA guillotine
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danifroom.bsky.social
The media's really just going to bounce over the fact that at Trump's meeting today they said "we've been fighting antifa for a hundred years, since they tried to stop us in 1930s Germany" and everyone nodded along, huh
captainkramer.bsky.social
Oh shit, ANTIFA is suiting up!
Tropic Thunder (2008)
five-shot of cast