Captain Kramer
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"Captain, maybe we should start helping people."
"No... That's just what they'll be expecting us to do."
"No... That's just what they'll be expecting us to do."
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This is a great example of what Marx called "the vampire thirst for the living blood of labour."
Dr Oz: "If we could get the average American to start working a year earlier, right out of high school, or a year later -- not retire -- or work better during their lifetime because they're healthy, it would generate about $3 trillion to the US economy. That would more than remove the debt."
February 3, 2026 at 5:46 PM
This is a great example of what Marx called "the vampire thirst for the living blood of labour."
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Dem leadership: changing this is a difficult process, you fool. You rube. You utter infant. Give us between $5 and $50
Mamdani, wiping grease off his hands: So it turns out there's a switch on this machine that puts it into either orphan-shredding mode or free school lunch mode. Just had to flip it
Mamdani, wiping grease off his hands: So it turns out there's a switch on this machine that puts it into either orphan-shredding mode or free school lunch mode. Just had to flip it
February 3, 2026 at 4:05 AM
Dem leadership: changing this is a difficult process, you fool. You rube. You utter infant. Give us between $5 and $50
Mamdani, wiping grease off his hands: So it turns out there's a switch on this machine that puts it into either orphan-shredding mode or free school lunch mode. Just had to flip it
Mamdani, wiping grease off his hands: So it turns out there's a switch on this machine that puts it into either orphan-shredding mode or free school lunch mode. Just had to flip it
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Dozens of routinely updated CDC databases have gone quiet. Here’s what states and medical societies are doing to preserve U.S. public health
A ‘shadow CDC’ is scrambling to fill gaps in public health data
Dozens of routinely updated CDC databases have gone quiet. Here’s what states and medical societies are doing to preserve U.S. public health
www.scientificamerican.com
February 3, 2026 at 2:43 PM
Dozens of routinely updated CDC databases have gone quiet. Here’s what states and medical societies are doing to preserve U.S. public health
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Hanania is an unabashed white supremacist and the likes of NYT laundering his views with assertions he has “become more moderate” should be instructive. He has the ear of powerful oligarchs because he has the right CV.
February 3, 2026 at 4:09 PM
Hanania is an unabashed white supremacist and the likes of NYT laundering his views with assertions he has “become more moderate” should be instructive. He has the ear of powerful oligarchs because he has the right CV.
* the late
February 3, 2026 at 12:13 PM
* the late
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#OtD 3 Feb 2006 Al Lewis, lifelong socialist and actor who played grandpa Munster in the TV show The Munsters died in NYC. During the Depression he would break into evicted tenants' houses to move their furniture back in, and protested for relief stories.workingclasshistory.com/article/1018...
February 3, 2026 at 11:30 AM
#OtD 3 Feb 2006 Al Lewis, lifelong socialist and actor who played grandpa Munster in the TV show The Munsters died in NYC. During the Depression he would break into evicted tenants' houses to move their furniture back in, and protested for relief stories.workingclasshistory.com/article/1018...
[clogged toilet in Poznan]
End terrorist state dookie something Putin.
End terrorist state dookie something Putin.
February 3, 2026 at 10:09 AM
[clogged toilet in Poznan]
End terrorist state dookie something Putin.
End terrorist state dookie something Putin.
Improve a movie title by adding "With Big Naturals"
Reds With Big Naturals
Reds With Big Naturals
Improve a movie title by adding "With Big Naturals"
The Empire Strikes Back With Big Naturals
The Empire Strikes Back With Big Naturals
Improve a movie title by adding "With Big Naturals"
Natural Born Killers With Big Naturals
Natural Born Killers With Big Naturals
February 3, 2026 at 9:53 AM
Improve a movie title by adding "With Big Naturals"
Reds With Big Naturals
Reds With Big Naturals
Funny/not funny.
Shit is nuts. This week I spoke to a crim. defense attorney from mpls who mostly does federal work. He said a client got arrested with 19 pounds of meth & an indictment was coming. Then the feds had to forgo the indictment because they don’t have the resources. Walking away from 19 pounds of meth!
They are running out of lawyers.
February 3, 2026 at 9:46 AM
Funny/not funny.
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They hate Cuba because thiel and musk are still mad about losing Rhodesia
February 3, 2026 at 9:05 AM
They hate Cuba because thiel and musk are still mad about losing Rhodesia
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horny guys do this when she brings out her giant bazongas in a tight outfit and that means money in her pocket, god bless her, u go get that bag gurl
a cartoon fox is running down a sidewalk with its mouth open and teeth showing .
ALT: a cartoon fox is running down a sidewalk with its mouth open and teeth showing .
media.tenor.com
February 2, 2026 at 4:42 AM
horny guys do this when she brings out her giant bazongas in a tight outfit and that means money in her pocket, god bless her, u go get that bag gurl
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TENURED YALE PROFESSOR IN AN OP-ED: In our society we have too often accepted the heckler’s veto, allowing the perfect to be the enemy of the good and making the refusal to forgive our highest virtue
TENURED YALE PROFESSOR IN AN EMAIL: hii jfefrey Can I come to rape party w/a plusone this weekend
TENURED YALE PROFESSOR IN AN EMAIL: hii jfefrey Can I come to rape party w/a plusone this weekend
February 2, 2026 at 2:42 AM
TENURED YALE PROFESSOR IN AN OP-ED: In our society we have too often accepted the heckler’s veto, allowing the perfect to be the enemy of the good and making the refusal to forgive our highest virtue
TENURED YALE PROFESSOR IN AN EMAIL: hii jfefrey Can I come to rape party w/a plusone this weekend
TENURED YALE PROFESSOR IN AN EMAIL: hii jfefrey Can I come to rape party w/a plusone this weekend
Only a sleaze like Frum would try to excuse the carpet bombing of Vietnam and the years-lomg slaughter of African-American leaders. He should be in the dock with the rest of the elite/servants.
A hideously bad choice to re-post.
A hideously bad choice to re-post.
February 2, 2026 at 4:17 AM
Only a sleaze like Frum would try to excuse the carpet bombing of Vietnam and the years-lomg slaughter of African-American leaders. He should be in the dock with the rest of the elite/servants.
A hideously bad choice to re-post.
A hideously bad choice to re-post.
A TV show you love with three seasons or fewer.
RIP Fred Willard
RIP Fred Willard
February 1, 2026 at 10:06 PM
A TV show you love with three seasons or fewer.
RIP Fred Willard
RIP Fred Willard
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A note from our editors:
February 1, 2026 at 9:10 PM
A note from our editors:
Just once, for posteriorety:
www.youtube.com/watch?v=dVsl...
www.youtube.com/watch?v=dVsl...
February 1, 2026 at 9:51 PM
Just once, for posteriorety:
www.youtube.com/watch?v=dVsl...
www.youtube.com/watch?v=dVsl...
If China looks too good, people will naturally ask why and it may arise in conversation that China's land reform program included killing enough landlords that they were no longer an obstacle to national policy.
www.codepink.org/china_povert...
www.codepink.org/china_povert...
Ignoring China’s Poverty Alleviation Success Is Costing Us All
Ignoring China’s Poverty Alleviation Success Is Costing Us All
www.codepink.org
February 1, 2026 at 9:24 PM
If China looks too good, people will naturally ask why and it may arise in conversation that China's land reform program included killing enough landlords that they were no longer an obstacle to national policy.
www.codepink.org/china_povert...
www.codepink.org/china_povert...
Long belived that it is the most cannibalistic bread and circus of distractions, just a waste in so many ways, but this is 12/10.
Absolutely losing my mind over Ava, THE ROCK'S DAUGHTER, quitting WWE despite them offering her a raise to keep working a pretty cushy kayfabe general manager gig and then the day after her contract ends she posts this
February 1, 2026 at 8:03 PM
Long belived that it is the most cannibalistic bread and circus of distractions, just a waste in so many ways, but this is 12/10.
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The right way to get into the Epstein files.
February 1, 2026 at 3:44 PM
The right way to get into the Epstein files.
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Every celebrity connected to Epstein: “I was there for the big brain conferences”
Every Celebrity email to Epstein:
Celebrity: “Will young girls be there?”
Epstein: “their all coming to my iland”
Every Celebrity email to Epstein:
Celebrity: “Will young girls be there?”
Epstein: “their all coming to my iland”
January 31, 2026 at 12:18 AM
Every celebrity connected to Epstein: “I was there for the big brain conferences”
Every Celebrity email to Epstein:
Celebrity: “Will young girls be there?”
Epstein: “their all coming to my iland”
Every Celebrity email to Epstein:
Celebrity: “Will young girls be there?”
Epstein: “their all coming to my iland”
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The U.S. founders ran sexual empires just like Epstein: private power, private victims, private cover-ups. Franklin, Hamilton, Jefferson — elite men insulated by wealth and law, exploiting others with impunity. Nothing new under elite capitalism. #FoundersAndEpstein
February 1, 2026 at 11:43 AM
The U.S. founders ran sexual empires just like Epstein: private power, private victims, private cover-ups. Franklin, Hamilton, Jefferson — elite men insulated by wealth and law, exploiting others with impunity. Nothing new under elite capitalism. #FoundersAndEpstein
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Our Rulers Are Psychopaths And They're Making Everything Awful
You’d think all this evidence that we are ruled by deranged psychopaths would unite us against them, but it doesn’t. The population is more angrily, bitterly divided against itself than ever.
Reading by Tim Foley.
You’d think all this evidence that we are ruled by deranged psychopaths would unite us against them, but it doesn’t. The population is more angrily, bitterly divided against itself than ever.
Reading by Tim Foley.
February 1, 2026 at 11:43 AM
Our Rulers Are Psychopaths And They're Making Everything Awful
You’d think all this evidence that we are ruled by deranged psychopaths would unite us against them, but it doesn’t. The population is more angrily, bitterly divided against itself than ever.
Reading by Tim Foley.
You’d think all this evidence that we are ruled by deranged psychopaths would unite us against them, but it doesn’t. The population is more angrily, bitterly divided against itself than ever.
Reading by Tim Foley.
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Stokley Carmichael wrote that "in order for nonviolence to work, your opponent must have a conscience. The United States has none. Historically, It never did. Violence is the official language of Western imperialists and colonizers, as it has been for centuries.
February 1, 2026 at 8:06 AM
Stokley Carmichael wrote that "in order for nonviolence to work, your opponent must have a conscience. The United States has none. Historically, It never did. Violence is the official language of Western imperialists and colonizers, as it has been for centuries.