Captain Kramer
@captainkramer.bsky.social
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"Captain, maybe we should start helping people." "No... That's just what they'll be expecting us to do."
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tom.eastman.nz
Can't even build death star anymore, because of ewok
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heresy.bsky.social
Every window a solar panel for limitless energy, BUT AT WHAT COST
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China's new 'solar-power window coating' can capture energy and power household devices
News By Peter Ray Allison published yesterday
A new technique has been developed for capturing solar power through windows, which could dramatically improve solar energy utilization, particularly for high-rise buildings.
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captainkramer.bsky.social
Believe it or not, I am actually not currently at rock bottom. Saw Dave Matthews live this summer and he dressed like a hobo.
themilfmag.net
believe it or not, I am actually not currently at rock bottom. I am on a lovely boat tour thru the chicago river and Dave Matthews Band bus is nowhere in sight
shrekromancer.gay
believe it or not, I am actually not currently at rock bottom. I once attended a Dave Matthews Band concert
captainkramer.bsky.social
Even one billion in material wealth is astonishing: a laundry list of super-luxe on five continents, plus expenses for them in perpetuity, and still have at least $400 million to play with.
captainkramer.bsky.social
Art:
esqueer.net
Texas National Guard arrives in Illinois. They're calling them Meal Team 6.
captainkramer.bsky.social
jay from bluesky doesn't flash her brights for oncoming drivers when there's a speed trap.
jediofgallifrey.bsky.social
jay from bluesky reminded the teacher they were going to assign homework for the weekend 2 minutes before the bell rang
aclevernickname.bsky.social
Jay from bluesky tries to pass off Canadian change at American grocery stores
captainkramer.bsky.social
* Irish frosting FTW

h/t me gran
captainkramer.bsky.social
I'm lookin' at "grandparent."

Is that some obv demographic math, or what?
captainkramer.bsky.social
Your tinny, open-mike fail at being Elon Musk is hilarious.

A hypocritical, pseudo-intellectual punchline worthy of Ayn Rand applying for Medicare.
captainkramer.bsky.social
In November 2016, an estimated five million people went to Chicago for the Cubs' victory parade.

If Pritzker weren't an oligarch shitbag fronting for fash bullies, he'd link to that energy and focus it on ejecting ICE, TNG, ISP, and local PD who fuck about.
Chicago in 2016
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moviessilently.bsky.social
I think Bluesky CEO was supposed to be a little resume plumping detour but then users flooded in from Twitter and Boss Lady was briefly seduced by the idea of being a Riot Grrrl Anti-Caesar… until actual decisions had to be made. Then she began to resent the users for ruining her cosplay
captainkramer.bsky.social
Same here. Been seeing a few of these posts.

My Personal Goal™️ is to get banned.

🔥Fire Purifies🔥
captainkramer.bsky.social
"He’s bitter and salty. In all situations, he’s either the hero or a victim. And he has made the Patriots the villains in his own delusional narrative..."

Narcissist to the core.
HAHAHAAA...AAHAHAAHAAA
captainkramer.bsky.social
please think of the Boomers

"Is that Dan Rather's granddaughter? She seems nice."
captainkramer.bsky.social
in a leopard print Speedo and a mink robe

nazi heads exploding erry damn where
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benedictsred.bsky.social
Hate to burst your bubble, but…I’m kidding I love it. Fuck your bubble
captainkramer.bsky.social
There is no AI in 'team.'
captainkramer.bsky.social
No, George, you do not.

Not if you ever thought for one single moment that Kamala Harris would have halted the march of American fascism.
captainkramer.bsky.social
The only thing that's breathtaking are the people who belive you or Pritzker are going to resist with anything more than hot air.
captainkramer.bsky.social
it's narcissism 101
the greatest fear is being found out
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aklingus.bsky.social
If this place blows up, I think that’s it for social media for me. It seems pretty obvious at this point that anyone that sets up this kind of platform is a sociopath, grifter, or probably both