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Captain Kramer
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"Captain, maybe we should start helping people."
"No... That's just what they'll be expecting us to do."
I was kidding! Maybe the wrong moment to do so, but all apologies. Love yr work.
February 4, 2026 at 9:44 PM
I have not read your skeets and have no idea about your consistent, long-term position on these events, but still want to attack your credibility because reasons. What's the best way to do that, more or less?

[Srsly, take some deep breaths -"It's Chinatown, Jake."]
February 4, 2026 at 9:31 PM
Isn't that what comment threads are for?
February 4, 2026 at 6:07 PM
Aye, coming with that reform fist, wait 'til next election game isn't gonna move the needle.
February 4, 2026 at 5:54 PM
Yes, and if Democrats had outlawed their own insider trading they could go a lot Pelosi harder on this.

Bad kabuki at best.
February 4, 2026 at 4:50 PM
Reposted by Captain Kramer
Dem leadership: changing this is a difficult process, you fool. You rube. You utter infant. Give us between $5 and $50

Mamdani, wiping grease off his hands: So it turns out there's a switch on this machine that puts it into either orphan-shredding mode or free school lunch mode. Just had to flip it
February 3, 2026 at 4:05 AM
Randos: "Let's not with the generational warfare."

Gen X: "You're a little late. This is just the rebound."
February 3, 2026 at 6:12 PM
To a Gen Xer, the blindness surrounding this shift is incredibly stark, just unbelievable.

But that's the power of massive Cold War subsidies posing as the free market.
February 3, 2026 at 5:52 PM
Someone coined the term 'Boomer ballast' (for change foreclosed before it takes root) and when that fades, yippy skippy.
February 3, 2026 at 5:39 PM
Aye, and related: looking at/accusing Gen X like they're a defining factor in *anything* will play into that political sonic boom.

When various demographics start realizing the immense power available by uniting in the absence of Boomers, well, wish I would be here for it.
February 3, 2026 at 5:35 PM
They didn't cancel but The Guardian got jealous, began twelve-minute comment windows bc their obedient scribblers couldn't keep up with the comments.
February 3, 2026 at 4:46 PM
We need to rething smoke and CÖ2 alarms because
February 3, 2026 at 4:25 PM
I liked using india ink with watercolor. Some texture for the splashes of color.
February 3, 2026 at 1:51 PM