Captain Kramer
@captainkramer.bsky.social
"Captain, maybe we should start helping people."
"No... That's just what they'll be expecting us to do."
"No... That's just what they'll be expecting us to do."
A TV show you love with three seasons or fewer.
RIP Fred Willard
RIP Fred Willard
February 1, 2026 at 10:06 PM
A TV show you love with three seasons or fewer.
RIP Fred Willard
RIP Fred Willard
"The hair... the hair..."
February 1, 2026 at 7:24 PM
"The hair... the hair..."
This is who runs this account.
January 31, 2026 at 2:09 PM
This is who runs this account.
"Yes. Yeah. Ohhhh yeah. Oh oh ohhhh yeah."
January 31, 2026 at 2:03 PM
"Yes. Yeah. Ohhhh yeah. Oh oh ohhhh yeah."
Do not pass Go, do not collect $200, go directly to guillotine.
January 31, 2026 at 1:45 PM
Do not pass Go, do not collect $200, go directly to guillotine.
The weekend begins on a bright note, blocking liberals who are convinced the latest Epstein release washes clean their dumpster fire politics.
January 31, 2026 at 12:57 PM
The weekend begins on a bright note, blocking liberals who are convinced the latest Epstein release washes clean their dumpster fire politics.
Field kitchen for this lot:
January 27, 2026 at 12:26 AM
Field kitchen for this lot:
"JESUS CHRIST HE'S TINEY!"
January 27, 2026 at 12:06 AM
"JESUS CHRIST HE'S TINEY!"
"I can get you a finger whistle."
January 26, 2026 at 3:44 AM
"I can get you a finger whistle."
drop an alien not from star wars or Star Trek
January 24, 2026 at 11:36 PM
drop an alien not from star wars or Star Trek
"Blue Horseshoe wants to know how AI stans got so stupid."
January 23, 2026 at 3:45 PM
"Blue Horseshoe wants to know how AI stans got so stupid."
in what universe have national security Democrats done anything except soak up campaign money, lose close races, or barely win and ticket-punch for years?
Run a Warrant Lance Sergeant Colonel and at least we'll get a laugh out of it.
Run a Warrant Lance Sergeant Colonel and at least we'll get a laugh out of it.
January 22, 2026 at 11:35 PM
in what universe have national security Democrats done anything except soak up campaign money, lose close races, or barely win and ticket-punch for years?
Run a Warrant Lance Sergeant Colonel and at least we'll get a laugh out of it.
Run a Warrant Lance Sergeant Colonel and at least we'll get a laugh out of it.
seventeen hundred years of monarchy said what, now?
January 21, 2026 at 5:06 PM
seventeen hundred years of monarchy said what, now?
A+ material here:
January 20, 2026 at 4:48 PM
A+ material here:
Same. Very liberating.
Started with something fun: Cary Elwes' memoir of making The Princess Bride.
Started with something fun: Cary Elwes' memoir of making The Princess Bride.
January 20, 2026 at 3:46 AM
Same. Very liberating.
Started with something fun: Cary Elwes' memoir of making The Princess Bride.
Started with something fun: Cary Elwes' memoir of making The Princess Bride.
"?" - Ahmed Ibn Fahdlan
January 19, 2026 at 5:05 PM
"?" - Ahmed Ibn Fahdlan
Hahahaaaaaa LMAO ha ha haaaa
January 18, 2026 at 10:04 PM
Hahahaaaaaa LMAO ha ha haaaa