RIP D’Angelo.

If this music video didn’t almost take you out the first time you saw it, did you even have a pulse in 2000?

They’ve been doing shit to her body since she was a child. And unfortunately, I don’t think it’ll ever stop.

Next time somebody asks me what Bluesky is like, I'll send them this

We live in the dumbest timeline.

The first chiropractor claimed that he learned chiropractic from a ghost. Not exactly a great pedigree.

Yeah, someone I know from college is a chiropractor who specializes in pregnancy and pediatrics. So few people realize how harmful it is, and I think a lot of people are unaware that chiropractors are not actually medical doctors.

Okay, I almost never fuck with AI for ethical reasons, but this cover has the blessing of Robert DeLeo, Stone Temple Pilots‘ bassist and the song’s co-writer. And I regret to inform you that it’s quite good.

I can’t help but think today about how many young people were savaged on social media, branded as anti-semites and abandoned by their schools for daring to call for a ceasefire. I remember saying that it was the first time I can remember that calling for ceasefire was regarded as a hostile demand.

I made Dad watch the trailers for Death By Lightning and Frankenstein, and he was not excited. No one in my family cares about me today.

People take babies to chiropractors? That’s one of the more fucked-up things I’ve heard in the past few days, which you know is saying something.

I think this is part of it. Should teenagers be forced to read things that make no sense to them, or at least very little sense, without any build up, or should they be eased into it with age-appropriate texts? in 9th grade, they just start dumping on you right away.

The entire notion of being well-read is bullshit. Well-read in whose opinion? By what standard? In which genre? Please fuck all the way off with that.

WHAT

Reading? In this economy??

Okay, but tell me why I get the first two verses of this song stuck in my head, on average, once every three months.

Can you tell that I’m a spoiled youngest child?

- Me: Why is she treating me this way.
- Boyfriend: Maybe she’s sleeping?
- Me: It is not her job to sleep. It is her job to answer her phone when I call.

Your girl has aches and pains.

My MOTHER is not answering her PHONE.

On Lt Columbo Day never let us forget the episode where Columbo explains to a fitness guru how Mrs Columbo is thick, that he likes her thick, and how he will do anything within his power to keep her thick

We need work requirements for Congress.

yearly reminder to people insisting that we view Christopher Columbus as "a man of his time" that *the people responsible for the Spanish Inquisition* thought Columbus was out of pocket

I bet it would have made Heffy Baby giggle.

He was from Genoa, which is now part of Italy.