caybee calabash 🦝🌱
@caybee.bandcamp.com
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name's max, psychedelic breakcore guy professionally known as caybee calabash and/or apollo bitrate in the bands "bagel fanclub" 🐈🦝ᘛ⁐̤ᕐᐷ and "copy protection" ദ്ദി(。•̀ ᗜ<) Is it any wonder users frequently complain of monumental depression?
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REMINDER: i'm playing two dates in the UK :)

LONDON TICKETS: ra.co/events/2218086
GLASGOW TICKETS: ra.co/events/2242918
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YES! i'd do filter sweeps with my palms
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happy birthday!! :D hope you have an excellent day
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squeakitties.bsky.social
calluses are the result of your body desperately trying to form paw pads or perhaps hooves from the repeated pressure
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when i went to the manchester show i saw three people blind themselves with their flash because their phone was the wrong way around
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my most old-man-yells-at-cloud take is that i can't fucking stand the proliferation of the term "cheat code" in music production. IT'S NOT A FUCKING GAME! YOU CAN'T CHEAT AT SELF-EXPRESSION!
i hate the intersection of hustle culture and music production! it's only business to type-beat peddlers
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one more week. london show is almost sold out. ahhhhh!
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REMINDER: i'm playing two dates in the UK :)

LONDON TICKETS: ra.co/events/2218086
GLASGOW TICKETS: ra.co/events/2242918
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By age 33 you should be completely inept, dumb ass , can't open up, falling a lot, tripping on shoelaces, forget to tie shoes, start wearing velcro shoes, trip on other crap, fall and hit face on pavement, blood everywhere, bleeding face
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trying to put something meaningful in my diary for today and all i can come up with is "i feel like freeze dried ballsack"
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"my tape deck sounds too crisp and clean i can't make my tape bounces sound like shit" - me, a.k.a. hypnagogic Georg
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the closest i have ever gotten to listening to taylor swift is that one time when her label mispressed an album of hers with an early 90's british industrial/IDM compilation
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i must compulsively redraft my live setlist and throw a comical amount of new fx chains into the mix fml it's all going to be decimated with my kaoss pad anyway idk why i'm doing all this
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Customer: (not on record)
DMV: ?

Verdict: ACCEPTED
California license plate with text "GAY".
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this is what that "three-dimensional step-sequencer" sounds like. it just uses that third dimension to "fade between" multiple different drum patterns dynamically. i don't remember why i have an entire separate slider for the rimshot. the "drumGlitchAmt" slider is fun
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i just thought of something even funnier than v with an umlaut
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V with an umlaut isn't real, it can't hurt you

V with an umlaut:
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love living in a constant state of being unsure of if someone is coughing as a covert signal to tell me to shut the fuck up or if they are just coughing and somehow always getting the answer wrong
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what if a step sequencer was three-dimensional. what if a drum pattern was a cube and you could interpolate through it in space. what if i wrote my drum patterns by using strings as a step sequencer in an IDE. and they had three dimensions
snippet of supercollider code showing the above
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rainbow dragon from my sketchbook 🌈