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Ceiling Cat
@ceilingcat.bsky.social
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Also known as eechentx on that other platform. Watching you masticate from the sky. lolcat bible follower (non-theist). Sentient poop factory. Apple happy. Engage at your own risk.
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Ceiling Cat @ceilingcat.bsky.social · Nov 28
Show me a picture on your phone that has your energy that isn’t a selfie.
Violet colored poster drawing of two women riding on impossibly large running house cats. Caption reads: Ladies, we ride at dawn: November 5, 2024 Screenshot of a text conversion. Sender: Can I interest you in my religion? Receiver: what’s your religion? Sender: it’s more of a cult Sender sends photo of an orange cat being held up in the air and several people in blue shirts kneeling around the cat with arms outstretched Receiver: I’m listening Photo collage of a cup of coffee, pancakes and butter, eggs and bacon and a round frog with a large smiling mouth. Caption says: Sleep is just time machine to breakfast, my dudes Photo of a laptop screen with a scene from a TV show. A woman with long brown hair is speaking to someone, the closed caption says “shit.” The top of the woman’s head is slightly out of frame. A cat’s ears and a sliver of its head are visible behind the laptop screen making it look like the ears are part of the woman’s head, extending above the laptop
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☠️deadward niedermurder☠️ @niedermeyer.online · 16h
Elon Musk is a white nationalist. Anyone who needs more data points to reach this conclusion is beyond help or persuasion.

If you buy, rent, service, or supercharge a Tesla you are supporting the most powerful white nationalist on earth. Period.
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Mark Chadbourn @chadbourn.bsky.social · 16h
Musk is funding the legal battle of UK Far Right activist Tommy Robinson - real name Stephen Yaxley Lennon - as he faces charges brought by counterterrorism police.
Tommy Robinson claims Elon Musk is funding his legal battle — The Times and The Sunday Times
Tommy Robinson has claimed Elon Musk was paying his legal costs as he went on trial for refusing to comply with a request made by counterterrorism police as he tried to leave Britain last year. Robins...
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Ceiling Cat @ceilingcat.bsky.social · 5h
That's also how I read it
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watertigernyc @watertigernyc.bsky.social · 1d
I missed Caturday, so enjoy this.
A close up of a cat, with a man in the background. The tweet says, "I have absolutely no idea who this dude is. Just wandered in." Someone replies, "Choosing to read this from the POV of the cat"
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Ceiling Cat @ceilingcat.bsky.social · 5h
TRIUMPH OF THE JOWLS
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Ceiling Cat @ceilingcat.bsky.social · 6h
a man in a suit and tie is looking at the camera and asking what have you done .
Alt: A serious man in a suit and tie is looking into the camera and asking "what have you done?"
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Ceiling Cat @ceilingcat.bsky.social · 6h
The photographer is also the one who stopped the escalator: it's all coming together
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Rachel Walens @rwalens.bsky.social · 8h
LA County Library is partnering with the LA County Dept of Public Health to offer a FREE vaccine clinic for Flu and COVID shots, no insurance required. Friday October 24, 10 AM to 12 noon. Go here for details and to make an appointment:

lacountylibrary.libnet.info/event/14546049
Free Vaccine Clinic: Flu and COVID-19 for for All Ages
LA County Department of Public Health is partnering with LA County Library to provide FREE flu vaccinations and the 2025-26 COVID-19 vaccine for individuals 6+ month. Health insurance is not required,...
lacountylibrary.libnet.info
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Ceiling Cat @ceilingcat.bsky.social · 6h
Me watching the last episode of ALIEN: EURFS: "Why would a passenger elevator have a self-destruct, and when would it ever be appropriate to arm it?"
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Rain's Cats @catssurname.bsky.social · 7h
They find human ear wax tasty. That's why they chew on AirPods.

Ear plugs are one of the most common foreign bodies that injure or kill cats. It doesn't matter if they "never try to eat them." They can change their mind at any time & often do.
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Brendel @brendelbored.bsky.social · 9h
Have to say I thought we’d do more with Steamboat Willie being in the public domain. I thought our entire society would be reorganized around being able to do whatever we wanted to the vile boat mouse
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hammancheez @hammancheez.bsky.social · 9h
You guys need to fuck all the way off into the goddamn gulf of america and keep walking

Holy fucking shit
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Axios @axios.com · 10h
Former Presidents Biden and Clinton praised President Trump today for the Gaza peace deal.
Biden, Clinton praise Trump for Gaza peace deal
Biden said he commends Trump and his team, and Clinton said they "deserve great credit."
www.axios.com
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nika @nikalamity.bsky.social · 10h
in honor of Columbus Day i dropped my kid off at the wrong school and told him he couldn’t come home until he terrorized the other students and stole some stuff
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Ceiling Cat @ceilingcat.bsky.social · 11h
10/10 - would recommend
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Comfortably Numb @numb.comfortab.ly · 12h
Get COVID and flu shots at the same time if you can.
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Ohtsam @ohtsam.cryptoanarchy.network · 13h
Last time I had the flu the fever messed with my internal monologue and I could only think in shapes rather than words.
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Ceiling Cat @ceilingcat.bsky.social · 13h
Cat Bane said that? Smart cat.
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Ceiling Cat @ceilingcat.bsky.social · 13h
I'm surprised they didn't say he was the leader of TdA
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Ceiling Cat @ceilingcat.bsky.social · 13h
"My eyes! The goggles do nothing!"
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Matt Novak @paleofuture.bsky.social · 16h
Just in case the dramatically low Leni Riefenstahl-style angle was too subtle, they used a word from her most famous movie
Time magazine cover featuring a photo of Trump from a dramatically low angle HIS TRIUMPH by ERIC CORTELLESSA THE LEADER ISRAEL NEEDED by EHUD BARAK HOW GAZA HEALS
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Ceiling Cat @ceilingcat.bsky.social · 13h
Warning: Neurons in your visual cortex will recoil in horror when you look at this photo and stop functioning.
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Ceiling Cat @ceilingcat.bsky.social · 13h
Time needs new editors
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Jenny Cohn @jennycohn.bsky.social · 14h
“Marc Benioff Says Trump Should Send Guard Troops to San Francisco ***
Mr. Benioff, the Salesforce C.E.O. and owner of Time magazine, once supported Hillary Clinton and a business tax for homeless services. Now he’s fully behind Donald Trump.” 10/10/25 … Gift Link: 1/ www.nytimes.com/2025/10/10/u...
Marc Benioff Says Trump Should Send Guard Troops to San Francisco
www.nytimes.com
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Ceiling Cat @ceilingcat.bsky.social · 14h
It's low key if you have to ask
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Olivia Messer @oliviamesser.bsky.social · 17h
While politicians and judges debate the legality of Texas National Guard troops’ presence in Illinois, columnists and creators are debating a really cool and super low-key question: “Are we in a civil war?”

thebarbedwire.com/2025/10/13/t...
‘Are We in a Civil War?’ Texas Troops Are Still in Illinois, but It’s Getting Messy
The escalating tension between the states has devolved into personal insults, a legal battle, and fears of an actual second civil war.
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Mike Masnick @mmasnick.bsky.social · 15h
Was worried that this was going to be *yet another* of the "people should all go back to Twitter" nonsense pieces, but @ianbetteridge.com's law of headlines rarely fails. The answer here is a clear "no" with good reasons:
Well – no. Bluesky may or may not be, as one centre-right friend who felt unwelcome put it, “self-righteous island”. But the idea that that is the reason why we went is nonsense. That I’ve largely stopped posting on a site that’s done more to shape my career and social circle than the rest of the internet combined is less about avoiding rival opinions (I love arguing with people who are wrong) than with the fact the site simply became unusable. It stopped generating the things (good jokes, interesting debate, clicks) I wanted; it became extremely good at generating the things (racists, pornbots, racist pornbots) I did not. Those who stayed behind have lost something, too: the ability to not have their worldview shaped by some of the maddest people on the internet. One of the Tories’ big conference announcements was the promise of an Ice-style border force that would deport [citation needed] 150,000 people a year. That mass deportations of most existing migrants is not actually popular in the UK – that such a policy places yet more distance between the Tories and the mainstream centre which deserted them last year – seems not to have occurred. It’s hard not to connect this to the fact that much of the political class remains on a platform now dominated by the political extremes. They might do well to remember: Twitter is not the real world.
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Ben Hart, Gender Archivist @pavlovforgoths.com · 1d
Found out that Spotify is running ICE recruitment ads, if you need another reason to quit using it.
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Ceiling Cat @ceilingcat.bsky.social · 14h
The numbers suggest a winning strategy for Project 2025: keep installing based Republican judges.
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Ceiling Cat @ceilingcat.bsky.social · 14h
The judiciary is a joke
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Molly Jong-Fast @mollyjongfast.bsky.social · 15h
This seems important

www.nytimes.com/2025/10/11/u...
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