Cervantes Xavier 🇨🇦
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cervantesx.bsky.social
Sheesh, already up to 500 followers! I should warn you all the September Sumo tournament leads right into NHL preseason action, so this account is about to get verrry confusing.

But as promised, new profile pic of a very fungi.

Seeing Travis Kelseys junk.

666 followers and my new pp is TKs 🍑.
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goat.sex
what do you mean the movie based on a niche sci fi property staring jared leto doing a cross promotion with tesla with ads featuring mr beast just isn't landing with anyone, at all
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mickeykuhns.bsky.social
RFK Jr. just gutted America’s disease defense—firing over 1,000 CDC staff overnight. Outbreak tracking, data collection, and response teams—gone. This isn’t reform, it’s sabotage. The next pandemic won’t need to start abroad—it’ll start right here, thanks to him.

www.msnbc.com/msnbc/amp/rc...
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thehyyyype.bsky.social
Me: you know they used to kill horses for glue

Friend: seriously?

[flashback to 1953]

Farmer: [racks shotgun]

Horse: [holding tube of elmer's] no I need this for my crafts
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wileymiller.bsky.social
Via WaPo:
"The Labor Department warned in an obscure document filed last week that the president’s crackdown is cutting off agriculture’s labor supply and threatening “the stability of domestic food production.”

Golly, who could have possibly foreseen THAT repercussion?
cervantesx.bsky.social
Chat, is Rico cooked?
#LetsGoOilers
hockeystatcards.com
#NHL GameScore Impact Card for Edmonton Oilers on 2025-10-11

#LetsGoOilers
Edmonton Oilers Impact Card
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dieworkwear.bsky.social
About a month ago, the Trump administration got rid of the de minimis exemption, whereby packages valued under $800 could slide in without import duties. Now there's a backlog as the government can't process all of this paperwork, leading to UPS just destroying packages
Business Insider headline reads: UPS is telling customers that their packages coming to the US are marked for destruction.
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ladyjenpool.bsky.social
Salvation Army doesn't ever deserve your support
fascistdemtracker.bsky.social
Fun fact about the Salvation Army: they use a form of substance use treatment called work therapy. Oh, and by treatment, I mean they have people who have been convicted of drug charges work for their stores & warehouses in exchange for room, board, around a $1 a week, and minimal actual therapy.
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wendolynlamchop.bsky.social
1st woots of the season!!
cervantesx.bsky.social
"If you're going to fake it at least do the best possible job of faking it" actually sounds like an autistic trait 🤣
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cervantesx.bsky.social
I DIDN'T WANT TO JINX MY BOY NOAH ZACHARY PHILP BY GIVING HIM PROPS AND BY GOLLY IT WORKED!

1-0 #Oilers on a great 1st ever goal from a player with a great story. The first of many I'm sure.

#LetsGoOilers
cervantesx.bsky.social
Did you tell them who his sidekick is?
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lsaddler.bsky.social
With season 2 of X-Men 97 adapting Danger, I‘m pretty stoked to see Casual X-Men fans get their first taste of how Charles Xavier can be a morally dubious asshole.
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dammitjeff.bsky.social
Did you know modded kindles have their own App Store now?? makes installing apps for newbies MUCH easier. Expect a video on this soon!
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disrightswatch.bsky.social
Breaking: per internal sources, the entire Office of Special Education and Rehabilitative Services (OSERS), including OSEP and RSA beneath them, was RIFed last night at the Department of Ed. Developing story. DoEd union says may take 1-2 days for all affected employees to receive official notice.
cervantesx.bsky.social
Tomasek is another guy who's gonna be a key part of the team by the end of the year. He's always making the puck move in the right direction.

#LetsGoOilers
cervantesx.bsky.social
Regula is going to be a key piece of this team by Christmas. I was unreasonably happy when we managed to snag him, I called him as the sleeper hit before the season started, and he's looking pretty darn good so far.

Once he gets his game legs back? Oh baby!

#LetsGoOilers
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bretdevereaux.bsky.social
I am struck by how lack of standing seems to so frequently evade court challenge to unconstitutional government actions.

It's an odd thing missing, given that this problem was solved in ancient Athens: for certain matters the entire citizen body ('ho boulomenos,' 'whoever wishes') had standing.
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kjephd.bsky.social
Unconstitutionally taking money that the law says must be spent on one purpose & using it for something else—when it's to establish personalist control over the FUCKING MILITARY—is about as dangerous a constitutional crisis/failure as you can imagine

Via: www.nbcnews.com/politics/tru...
The Office of Management and Budget sent a notification to Congress about their intent to use research and development funds to pay members of the military, two sources with direct knowledge tell NBC News.

A spokesperson for the OMB confirmed to NBC News that it plans to use the research and development funds and that there are two years' worth of funds available within the Department of Defense.
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thefarce.org
"This passive framing conflicts with the accounts of Ukrainian officials and rights groups, who have extensively documented Ukrainian children being forcibly deported to Russia."

How Kyiv is reporting on Melania's statement about Putin returning ≈8 of the ≈35,000 children stolen from Ukraine.
Melania Trump Says She Helped Broker Return of Ukrainian Children Seized by Russia
Melania Trump revealed that eight children had been returned to Ukraine over the past 24 hours, and said that efforts are “ongoing” to reunite others with their families.
www.kyivpost.com
cervantesx.bsky.social
The problem with the 90's was good sci-fi made everyone think that the solution to all our problems was always just a few years away. I was a vocal environmentalist back then and the most common response was (a) that won't be a problem for me, it'll be my kids and (b) they'll figure it out somehow.
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flyingrodent.bsky.social
One of the many things I wish I had been wrong about is saying that back in the nineties, our leaders looked at climate change and said: We can’t do shit about this without measures we find unacceptable, so future generations will just have to deal with it via machine guns, fences and attack dogs.
Joe Noonan @joenoonan.bsk... • 2d
"I don't think we can mitigate for climate change."
- Mícheál Martin, Taoiseach.