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Chaotic Rants @chaoticrants.bsky.social · 4d

When you said foliage I was imagining spinach, romaine, arugula. Really creeped me out too. Lol

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Los 🦦 @los-los.bsky.social · 4d

if you’re gonna call them blinkers instead of indicators when changing lanes, shouldn’t they be winkers

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Chaotic Rants @chaoticrants.bsky.social · 4d

a close up of a man with a beard wearing a black jacket and tie .

ALT: a close up of a man with a beard wearing a black jacket and tie .

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Trish K @tkaz99.bsky.social · 5d

Deleted scene from Predator (1987) 😂😂

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Wilbur72 @wilboo72.bsky.social · 5d

Peacock is a terrible name for a boy

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MadHatterMommy @madhattermommy.bsky.social · 5d

People just fuck up everything by talking politics.

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Comfortably Numb @numb.comfortab.ly · 5d

The West Wing is now just the Wing.

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SIDE BANGS @sidebangsmusic.com · 11d

Assume the best, get burned. Assume the worst, get burned.

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Los 🦦 @los-los.bsky.social · 12d

they’re a 10, but their personality is like listening to Americans narrate a soccer game

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Wilbur72 @wilboo72.bsky.social · 12d

The soul-crushing thing of it is knowing that if I went to bed right now and got 9 hours sleep…I’d still be tired tomorrow.

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Chaotic Rants @chaoticrants.bsky.social · 12d

I hate typing "raven" into a search bar and getting the old Cleveland football team in purple uniforms.

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Los 🦦 @los-los.bsky.social · 13d

my parenting book would just be a series of sighs of different lengths and varying punctuations for different occasions

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Chaotic Rants @chaoticrants.bsky.social · 12d

I have never been told that I am not funny by someone who has seen me naked.

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Chaotic Rants @chaoticrants.bsky.social · 14d

You've been Mastadumped? 😭

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Lynda Lopez @lyndab08.bsky.social · 14d

The deployment of tear gas throughout the Chicago area is a growing health concern. ICE is deploying tear gas in residential neighborhoods, near children, playgrounds, stores, etc. What are the health implications on our communities?

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MadHatterMommy @madhattermommy.bsky.social · 14d

Hear me out, a website for selling the stuff that you bought when you were too drunk and ergo meet like minded idiots.

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Chaotic Rants @chaoticrants.bsky.social · 14d

I clean out the lint trap before I do laundry because people are lazy.

I clean out the lint trap after I do laundry because I am not one them.

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Wilbur72 @wilboo72.bsky.social · 14d

Can’t spell Uranus without u n us

(Does that make any sense?)

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Chaotic Rants @chaoticrants.bsky.social · 14d

One wrong tug and your entire life unravels.

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Wilbur72 @wilboo72.bsky.social · 14d

I am drunk.

Not bang your Mom with the lights on drunk, but still pretty hammered.

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Chaotic Rants @chaoticrants.bsky.social · 14d

If I did that, it would be too advanced for my parents to understand.

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dr. uncle boobs phD 👁️👄👁️ @retroshorts21.bsky.social · 14d

i rarely post well but i’m trying

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Chaotic Rants @chaoticrants.bsky.social · 14d

And so many of them, too! It's almost a standard disclaimer at this point.

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Lacey Bloom @laceybloom.bsky.social · 14d

Add me to your Wi$h Li$t 🔥📝

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Chaotic Rants @chaoticrants.bsky.social · 14d

I do. My birthday is just another day closer to laying in a hospital bed, begging people to unplug me.