Creepyosaurus
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♫ Top 5 artists of the Last.week: Molly Nilsson (91) Ash (90) James Yorkston and The Athletes (90) Haerts (80) Supergrass (79). #myweekcounted 1036 Scrobbles with Lastfm #music via @lastfm.blue
Molly Nilsson Ash James Yorkston and The Athletes Haerts Supergrass
cheekyian.bsky.social
Oof, have you upset your mum recently?!
cheekyian.bsky.social
Catherine Connolly leaves her used teabags by the kitchen sink
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Catherine Connolly signs her emails "Best"
fifyfofum.bsky.social
Catherine Connolly saw a dog stretching and did not say "oh big stretch". #speirgorm
cheekyian.bsky.social
Holy fuck, never saw that coming.
Patrick Trueman in EastEnders, falling over in a shop with a look of shock on his face
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onlycans.bsky.social
good evening to the irish AND lobsters
Pissing contests are not unique to humans. Trevor Corson's The Secret Life of Lobsters describes a pissing match between lobsters:[13]

The American lobster urinates not from some posterior region of its body, but directly out the front of its face. Two bladders inside the head hold copious amounts of urine, which the lobster squirts through a pair of muscular nozzles beneath its antennae. These powerful streams mix with the gill outflow and are carried some five feet ahead of the lobster in its plume ... What the researchers discovered during the ensuing fights was that dueling lobsters accompanied their most punishing blows during combat by intense squirts of piss at the opponent's face. What was more, in scenes akin to a showdown at the OK Corral, the winner of the physical combat almost always turned out to be the lobster that had urinated first. And well after the fight was over, the winner kept pissing. By contrast, the loser shuts off his urine valves immediately.
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djangowexler.bsky.social
My boss: so how's our fourth quarter looking?

Me, the sales manager at the company that makes inflatable frog suits: well, you're never going to believe this, but
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A little moment in my newest James Gunn interview www.rollingstone.com/tv-movies/tv...
cheekyian.bsky.social
Play The Cure's Never Enough, you cowards! Preferably the video

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cheekyian.bsky.social
Why would you want to make such a big deal of the fact *all* your singles up to this point sounded the same?

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cheekyian.bsky.social
Did someone put a bucket over the speaker playing this Technotronic single?

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cheekyian.bsky.social
I suspect I still wasn't sure when I saw Chevy Chase in Spies Like Us...
cheekyian.bsky.social
And famously, Simon Mayo *still* thinks the MC Hammer cover of Have You Seen Her is great.

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cheekyian.bsky.social
Is this a dance routine or a workout?

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cheekyian.bsky.social
As a 13 year old I genuinely didn't know which one was Paul Simon

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cheekyian.bsky.social
Howard Jones definitely had Big Thoughts, didn't he?

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cheekyian.bsky.social
It's no No Parlez, is it?!

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cheekyian.bsky.social
St Julian, coolest wearer of leather trousers ever

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cheekyian.bsky.social
Bangles on #TOTP giving me another excuse to post this...
Susanna Hoffs in an Instagram post showing how she could still fit in to a dress from 1989 over 30 years later, stating "The last time I wore it was on The Arse..."
cheekyian.bsky.social
Mel C having a Judy Finnegan blouse incident there

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cheekyian.bsky.social
"Sparkle with R Kelly, Be Careful". Indeed.

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cheekyian.bsky.social
Has Charli Baltimore been invaded by ICE recently?

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#PoliticalTweet