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Walrocist II: The Chew-retic
@chewywalrus.bsky.social
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I am he/him. Co-host of the Disenfranchised and Welles University podcasts. 🎙 Frequent contributor to The Pod & the Pendulum Podcast. 💀 Amateur actor. 🎭 Occasional writer. ✒️ Movie lover. 🎥 Coffee addict. ☕️ Cheeseburger enthusiast. 🍔
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Walrocist II: The Chew-retic @chewywalrus.bsky.social · 11d
Wanna watch my feature film debut before the sequel drops later this year? Check it out on one of these streaming services in all its microbudget, hand-made, labor of love glory!

(Oh, and see me fight off a super-tall creepy demon monster thing!)
The logo for CIRCLE CITY SUPERNATURAL (2023) along with logos for streamers on which the film can be viewed: Plex, Tubi, Sling, Fawesome, Prime Video, Geoflix+, and Fubo.
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Walrocist II: The Chew-retic @chewywalrus.bsky.social · 1d
Both are fictions, but only in the other's reality. Like a dream within a dream or something.

Either that or SCREAM takes place in the same world as HALLOWEEN III: SEASON OF THE WITCH, where HALLOWEEN is also fiction.
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Walrocist II: The Chew-retic @chewywalrus.bsky.social · 2d
I'm happy to announce that we get to finish things off in a high note! HUZZAH!
The poster for INDIANA JONES AND THE LAST CRUSADE (1989)
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Walrocist II: The Chew-retic @chewywalrus.bsky.social · 2d
God help us. The sixth movie in our marathon is 2007's SHREK THE THIRD. I think of rather watch either of the third installments that came out this summer, TBH.
The poster for SHREK THE THIRD (2007)
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Tron's evil twin brother Troff @tonygoldmark.bsky.social · 2d
Sometimes the most obvious clip is obvious for a reason.
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Walrocist II: The Chew-retic @chewywalrus.bsky.social · 2d
The word of the day is "eclectic"...

I've never seen a single movie in this franchise. Hope I can figure out what's going on! 🤞🏻
The poster for IP MAN 3 (2015)
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Walrocist II: The Chew-retic @chewywalrus.bsky.social · 2d
Up next, we've got Alexandre Aja's PIRANHA 3D!

Kinda fitting as I've seen the Dante and Cameron films. This one is next... in more ways than one!
The poster for PIRANHA 3D (2010)
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Walrocist II: The Chew-retic @chewywalrus.bsky.social · 2d
Third up in our Third Anniversary Third Installment Marathon - HOTEL TRANSYLVANIA 3: SUMMER VACATION (2018)

The first movie in the marathon I've actually seen before today!
The poster for HOTEL TRANSYLVANIA 3: SUMMER VACATION (2018)
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Walrocist II: The Chew-retic @chewywalrus.bsky.social · 3d
Next up in our Third Anniversary Third Installment Marathon - MAZE RUNNER: THE DEATH CURE (2018).

I've only seen the original when it first released to VOD and my partner has no familiarity with the franchise whatsoever. This should be fun.
The theatrical poster for MAZE RUNNER: THE DEATH CURE (2018)
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Walrocist II: The Chew-retic @chewywalrus.bsky.social · 3d
My partner and I are celebrating our third anniversary by having a movie marathon comprised entirely with third entries in film franchises.

So this thread will basically just be a rundown of what we're watching today.

First up:
Poster for LITTLE FOCKERS (2010)
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Juno Rylee Schultz @junoryleejournalism.com · 5d
David Simon, creator of ‘The Wire’, being interviewed by Ari Shapiro (NPR)
SHAPIRO: OK, so you've spent your career creating television without Al, and I could imagine today you thinking, boy, I wish I had had that tool to solve those thorny problems... SIMON: What? SHAPIRO: ...Or saying... SIMON: You imagine that? SHAPIRO: ...Boy, if that had existed, it would have screwed me over. SIMON: I don't think Al can remotely challenge what writers do at a fundamentally creative level. SHAPIRO: But if you're trying to transition from scene five to scene six, and you're stuck with that transition, you could imagine plugging that portion of the script into an Al and say, give me 10 ideas for how to transition this. SIMON: I'd rather put a gun in my mouth.
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Walrocist II: The Chew-retic @chewywalrus.bsky.social · 4d
It's gonna be a great month!
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Disenfranchised Podcast @disenfranchpod.bsky.social · 4d
It's another Spooky-thon and we're taking on 2000s-era horror remakes! Last week, 2008's PROM NIGHT! This week, we're joined by our friend Evan Wilson of the Grand Voodoo Band to talk 2005's THE AMITYVILLE HORROR! Get caught up & get scared!

PROM NIGHT: apple.co/4mY75P8
AMITYVILLE: apple.co/4nJefI9
Poster for PROM NIGHT (2008) Bottom half of a teenage girl's face, mid-sream, while hair & a tiara fall over her face The caption reads: PROM NIGHT - A NIGHT TO DIE FOR The poster for THE AMITYVILLE HORROR (2005) The silhouetted back of bearded Ryan Reynolds oddly holding a shotgun that was probably supposed to be an axe at one point stands in the foreground while the famed Amityville House looms ominously over most of the poster with two massive trees flaming it on either side The caption reads: THE AMITYVILLE HORROR - BASED ON THE TRUE STORY
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The Pod & The Pendulum @podandthependulum.bsky.social · 5d
This week we’re talking g sex pests, Adrian Brody action star and why the world needs a Home Aline / Predator cross over. With @brianwaves42.bsky.social @chewywalrus.bsky.social & Mike

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The Pod & The Pendulum @podandthependulum.bsky.social · 7d
This week @brianwaves42.bsky.social @chewywalrus.bsky.social @mighoulsboonian.bsky.social wish whichever studio exec thought “Adrian Brody, action movie hero” the best of luck in all future endeavors

It’s PREDATORS Baby!!!!

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Walrocist II: The Chew-retic @chewywalrus.bsky.social · 7d
In which @mighoulsboonian.bsky.social does his level best to get us all put on a watchlist...
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MiGHOUL SnBOOnian @mighoulsboonian.bsky.social · 7d
This week you might call @chewywalrus.bsky.social @brianwaves42.bsky.social & I Predators ourselves in a way as we talk 2010s B monster movie PREDATORS!

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Emily "Babe" St. James @emilystjams.bsky.social · 8d
Milo Rambaldi predicted all of this.
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Walrocist II: The Chew-retic @chewywalrus.bsky.social · 8d
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Walrocist II: The Chew-retic @chewywalrus.bsky.social · 9d
I don't know who needs to hear this, but...

Sweet potato pie > pumpkin pie
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Rory Blank @roryblank.bsky.social · May 10
rise of the machines
Fred Flentstone stands, hands on his hips, looking incredulously at Barney Rubble, who is at the corner of the panel barely visible. He appears to wearing tiny sunglasses. "C'mon Barn, what's with the getup? and what is that on your head?" Fred asks. "oh this, Fred?" We now see Barney is also wearing a black trench coat and smoking a cigarette. A small bird is taped to the side of his head. "Just the latest in cybernetic enhancement technology- wired right into my brain." The background dissolves and Barney stands next to a free floating diagram of a human body with several small birds going into it and says "we're entering a new age, Fred- the synthesis of man and machine as one flesh. This is the future. It's hack or be hacked." Fred looks incredulous. The bird pecks Barney. Barney puts his hands on his head and screams "the machines are turning against us! We have built God only for him to destroy us!" as the bird continues to peck at him.
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Walrocist II: The Chew-retic @chewywalrus.bsky.social · 9d
a man with a beard and mustache is smiling and looking at the camera .
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Walrocist II: The Chew-retic @chewywalrus.bsky.social · 10d
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Scott Tobias @scotttobias.bsky.social · 10d
IMMORTAN JOE RELEASES WATER
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FinTwitter @fintwitter.bsky.social · 11d
TRUMP SAYS HE IS CONSIDERING TAXPAYER REBATES OF $1,000 TO $2,000 USING TARIFF MONEY
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Walrocist II: The Chew-retic @chewywalrus.bsky.social · 10d
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Walrocist II: The Chew-retic @chewywalrus.bsky.social · 11d
Wanna watch my feature film debut before the sequel drops later this year? Check it out on one of these streaming services in all its microbudget, hand-made, labor of love glory!

(Oh, and see me fight off a super-tall creepy demon monster thing!)
The logo for CIRCLE CITY SUPERNATURAL (2023) along with logos for streamers on which the film can be viewed: Plex, Tubi, Sling, Fawesome, Prime Video, Geoflix+, and Fubo.
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Walrocist II: The Chew-retic @chewywalrus.bsky.social · 12d
Now (re)watching:
The theatrical release poster for Alfred Hitchcock's 1960 film PSYCHO
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Walrocist II: The Chew-retic @chewywalrus.bsky.social · 12d
Me, who was there also.
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