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@chewywalrus.bsky.social
I am he/him. Co-host of the Disenfranchised and Welles University podcasts. 🎙 Frequent contributor to The Pod & the Pendulum Podcast. 💀 Amateur actor. 🎭 Occasional writer. ✒️ Movie lover. 🎥 Coffee addict. ☕️ Cheeseburger enthusiast. 🍔
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Check out my latest film - CIRCLE CITY SUPERNATURAL 2, directed by the great @jpleck.bsky.social - now streaming on Fawesome!

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That gum you like is coming back in style.
We’re going on a road trip this month as @garrettmcdowell.bsky.social & @daddydisco.bsky.social cover all of TWIN PEAKS! Plus, our Best Films of 2025 episode to end the year 👻 #HorrorSkylinktr.ee/spectercinema

• Season 1
• Season 2
• FIRE WALK WITH ME
• The Return (ft. @chewywalrus.bsky.social)
December 1, 2025 at 6:04 PM
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"Life goes on. A man becomes preeminent, he's expected to have enthusiasms. Enthusiasms, enthusiasms. What are mine? What draws my admiration? What is that which gives me joy?"
November 29, 2025 at 1:23 PM
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“What if instead of fighting of the wet bandits, Kevin is up against a team of Predators….”
November 29, 2025 at 5:06 PM
I absolutely remembered both. 🫣
remember, folks,
November 28, 2025 at 1:36 AM
Just a reminder that the "tangy zip" of Miracle Whip is just sugar.
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November 21, 2025 at 7:41 PM
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Before Elphaba & Galinda make their return to the big screen this weekend, we went back with Baby Fairuza Balk to the Gen X/Millennial nightmare of our choosing! Join us TOMORROW as we talk 1985's RETURN TO OZ!
November 19, 2025 at 6:05 PM
Annie & Pippin present for your great joy and amusement... SYNCHRONIZED NAPPING!
November 19, 2025 at 5:01 PM
If you see this, post your getaway vehicle.
November 19, 2025 at 3:58 PM
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My new favorite kind of meme is "here are detailed instructions on how to turn off AI". 🔨
November 19, 2025 at 3:00 PM
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When King Kong is not on screen everyone should be asking "Where's King Kong?
November 11, 2025 at 9:37 PM
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Just leaving this here.
November 10, 2025 at 3:25 AM
Check out my latest film - CIRCLE CITY SUPERNATURAL 2, directed by the great @jpleck.bsky.social - now streaming on Fawesome!

bit.ly/4qLZg1X
November 6, 2025 at 10:33 PM
Real talk: I'm more excited for the Jack in the Box Gremlins menu than I am for GREMLINS 3.
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November 6, 2025 at 9:11 PM
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We have the PREDATOR sequel PREDATOR: BADLANDS. Now we just need the BADLANDS sequel BADLANDS: PREDATOR.
November 6, 2025 at 7:00 PM
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The president thinks federal goons haven’t been violent *enough* with the American people.

The president seems to hope that his thugs will kill someone soon.
Q: Americans have been watching videos of ICE tackling a young mother, tear gas being used in a Chicago residential neighborhood, and the smashing of car windows. Have some of these raids gone too far?"

Trump: "No. I think they haven't gone far enough”
November 2, 2025 at 11:44 PM
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No new episode on the BODIES OF HORROR feed but my annoying voice will NOT BE SILENT.

Grateful for the amazing and kind @chewywalrus.bsky.social and Mike to let me join in the convo about V/H/S: HALLOWEEN.

Come for chat of the film and stay for chat of why the Jack in the Box mascot is the worst.
October 31, 2025 at 11:04 PM
October 31, 2025 at 12:07 PM
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Sorry we haven't posted an episode in a while (that's my bad - S.), but Hope has written a wonderful blog post about her most recent pilgrimage to Grovers Mill, NJ that is a MUST READ for Welles U fans!

So... what are your waiting for?

READ IT! 👍🏻
October 31, 2025 at 12:23 AM
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You know what? Fuck you, I miss microfiche. It was just better.
October 29, 2025 at 11:16 PM
FUN DRINKING GAME: Take a shot every time Mike questions the rules. You may be surprised how quickly the buzz sets in! 😂
@mighoulsboonian.bsky.social still has an ice cream headache trying to wrap his head around the rules @daddydisco.bsky.social came up with for our HORROR SEQUELS DRAFT. It makes for a hell of a listen though. W/ @brianwaves42.bsky.social / @chewywalrus.bsky.social

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THE HORROR SEQUEL DRAFT EPISODE
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October 28, 2025 at 3:13 PM
With Halloween fast approaching, I joined @daddydisco.bsky.social as he pitted @mighoulsboonian.bsky.social, @brianwaves42.bsky.social, and myself against each other Jigsaw-style for your collective amusement on @podandthependulum.bsky.social! LET THE GAMES BEGIN!

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THE HORROR SEQUEL DRAFT EPISODE
This week we have special cooking, and we get to push back talking about AVP: Requiem another week! Double Win! Our own diabolical Devaughn Taylor has set up a draf…
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October 27, 2025 at 5:47 PM
In which I remain true to myself, despite the many obstacles thrown my way. You definitely don't wanna miss this one!
October 27, 2025 at 5:32 PM
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Movie: YOU KILLED MY WIFE! THIS IS MY REVENGE!

YouTube: Why He Wants Revenge [Explained]
October 26, 2025 at 7:24 PM
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Video from today's first gas attack.

Saturday morning in Chicago.
October 25, 2025 at 5:23 PM
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This week, we're wrapping up our 2025 Spooky-thon with the 2014 remake of THE TOWN THAT DREADED SUNDOWN, joined by the incomparable @brianwaves42.bsky.social! Check it out NOW wherever podcasts are sold!

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October 23, 2025 at 11:09 PM