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Gram Smoker’s Dracula @chigurhray.bsky.social · 16h

i think it’s a kissing bug. vector of disease

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Mike.⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ @dumbmike.bsky.social · 6d

BREAKING: Scientists have discovered some stupid shit. They were dripping little drops out of their fucking gizmos when they learned about it.

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Gram Smoker’s Dracula @chigurhray.bsky.social · 1d

i have straight up blocked people over their topsters before

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Gram Smoker’s Dracula @chigurhray.bsky.social · 1d

bro what are you

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Gram Smoker’s Dracula @chigurhray.bsky.social · 1d

not yet

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Gram Smoker’s Dracula @chigurhray.bsky.social · 1d

i have no piercings or tattoos because i have no personality & nothing to express

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Gram Smoker’s Dracula @chigurhray.bsky.social · 1d

powerful magnets from space are being aimed at my home by a guy in a pedo van

Gram Smoker’s Dracula @chigurhray.bsky.social · 2d

my name is guantanamo andromedas

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Jana H-S (they/she) @jana-aych-ess.bsky.social · 5d

your blood, sings to me

CNBC @cnbc.com · 6d

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Gram Smoker’s Dracula @chigurhray.bsky.social · 2d

it’ll go away in 90 seconds

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Gram Smoker’s Dracula @chigurhray.bsky.social · 2d

go on call the bobbies see if i give a toss

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Gram Smoker’s Dracula @chigurhray.bsky.social · 2d

sometimes i want to reply to people & tell them they’re stupid but then i realize online actually has consequences unlike real life where everyone lets me say whatever i want

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Hunter🔪 @holybible.bsky.social · 3d

Hope this email fucks you in the ass

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Gram Smoker’s Dracula @chigurhray.bsky.social · 3d

got sent away to play more oblivion again

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Gram Smoker’s Dracula @chigurhray.bsky.social · 3d

doing this ongoing bit where every time my wife listens to music i ask if this is benson boone

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‎ @lasagnepants.bsky.social · 3d

call it

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Gram Smoker’s Dracula @chigurhray.bsky.social · 3d

been listening to a lot of evil devil music from hell lately

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Gram Smoker’s Dracula @chigurhray.bsky.social · 3d

i was never actually born i just sort of appeared on my couch one day

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Bean N. Curling @beancurling.bsky.social · 3d

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Pixels Puddlefen @pixelthegnome.bsky.social · 3d

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Gram Smoker’s Dracula @chigurhray.bsky.social · 3d

it takes a genius to be a neet forever

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Natural Umbrella Forever @whompsfortress.bsky.social · 4d

spongebob appeared to me as a character on a television, as a young child.

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Gram Smoker’s Dracula @chigurhray.bsky.social · 4d

i love both krishnamurtis a lot the smart one & especially the retarded one

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Tilde~ (Beebsoup Sweetie Moosh) @coombutt.bsky.social · 4d

Soyjak of a clown called "the ballooner"

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duck @snakeroot.bsky.social · 5d

If you're a brilliant forensic psychiatrist but also a cannibalistic serial killer who consults the FBI on high-profile unsolved cases, just go ahead and unfollow me

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