Gram Smoker’s Dracula
@chigurhray.bsky.social
in 2011 i was hospitalized for being approached
i’m watching the horrible adaptation of the shining on tubi & nelly just tried to sell me sports betting
November 26, 2025 at 5:11 AM
i’m watching the horrible adaptation of the shining on tubi & nelly just tried to sell me sports betting
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if you have 2 people in the same room the odds are 100% that they have the same birthday and social security number
November 25, 2025 at 8:56 PM
if you have 2 people in the same room the odds are 100% that they have the same birthday and social security number
my neighbor across the street has 7 cats
November 25, 2025 at 1:34 AM
my neighbor across the street has 7 cats
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my brother peppers is an alcoholic
November 24, 2025 at 2:44 AM
my brother peppers is an alcoholic
i’m pregnant with myself again
November 24, 2025 at 4:47 AM
i’m pregnant with myself again
welcome to dirt world
November 23, 2025 at 11:02 PM
welcome to dirt world
my neighbor is out of town & appears to have lended a spare key to a homeless guy who is either incredibly schizophrenic or always on the phone
November 23, 2025 at 6:08 PM
my neighbor is out of town & appears to have lended a spare key to a homeless guy who is either incredibly schizophrenic or always on the phone
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When i ran out of jokes I became a harbinger and when I ran out of ill portents I became a smooth gray stone warmed by the wan winter sun
November 23, 2025 at 6:06 PM
When i ran out of jokes I became a harbinger and when I ran out of ill portents I became a smooth gray stone warmed by the wan winter sun
estrogen is basically a nootropic to me after being on it for 4+ years i don’t think it actually does anything physically. definitely helps my thoughts be less rapid & scattered though
November 23, 2025 at 6:03 PM
estrogen is basically a nootropic to me after being on it for 4+ years i don’t think it actually does anything physically. definitely helps my thoughts be less rapid & scattered though
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I sleep in a prison of flesh and memory with my wife
November 23, 2025 at 7:39 AM
I sleep in a prison of flesh and memory with my wife
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Amazing incorrect lyrics on the karaoke machine yesterday
November 22, 2025 at 9:15 PM
Amazing incorrect lyrics on the karaoke machine yesterday
strange methheads in the woods near you would love to borrow your phone
November 23, 2025 at 1:05 AM
strange methheads in the woods near you would love to borrow your phone
where i grew up we called deviled eggs lucifer’s abortions
November 22, 2025 at 11:52 PM
where i grew up we called deviled eggs lucifer’s abortions
i’m a chinchilla
November 22, 2025 at 11:34 PM
i’m a chinchilla
i think the witch cops are after me
November 22, 2025 at 8:21 PM
i think the witch cops are after me
i had this friend in high school who was a pot dealer with a very large television & whenever i went to his house we would smoke a bong inside & watch hours of the weirdest porn that we were capable of finding like it was normal television
November 22, 2025 at 8:15 PM
i had this friend in high school who was a pot dealer with a very large television & whenever i went to his house we would smoke a bong inside & watch hours of the weirdest porn that we were capable of finding like it was normal television
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my son dark orb theory
November 22, 2025 at 7:38 PM
my son dark orb theory
dark orb theory
November 22, 2025 at 8:13 AM
dark orb theory
am i the girl reading this? is she reading me?
November 22, 2025 at 6:30 AM
am i the girl reading this? is she reading me?
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pulling all my teeth out and putting them in different slots to change up my Bite
November 22, 2025 at 4:03 AM
pulling all my teeth out and putting them in different slots to change up my Bite
i like to ask a lot of questions & it makes people scream at me sometimes
November 21, 2025 at 11:39 PM
i like to ask a lot of questions & it makes people scream at me sometimes
imagine being given life & your name is something like hupert rapingcrest
November 21, 2025 at 4:39 PM
imagine being given life & your name is something like hupert rapingcrest