Steve
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chompmancobra.bsky.social
In the town where I was born there a guy who did
chompmancobra.bsky.social
Well, Maria Luisa? Shall we combine our fleet with France's, and sweep the British from the seas?

They do not sweep the British from the seas.
(Oceans are now battlefields)
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weeder.bsky.social
When I was your age, searching for a phrase in quotes returned results for that exact phrase
chompmancobra.bsky.social
It still says three, what's wrong with people? We needed two!
chompmancobra.bsky.social
That's not true but also the actual teeth are all wet teeth
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bethanyblack.bsky.social
Just flown in from Riyadh, and boy are my excuses tired
chompmancobra.bsky.social
It's been obviously an ever growing pile of horseshit without a pony under it for a couple of years, but it's interesting that the wheels have only really started to come off once Starmer hitched his wagon to it. He's got the reverse Midas touch.
chompmancobra.bsky.social
We have talked about this before, and just because it's factually correct that pressure cookers are much safer these days, that doesn't make it true

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chompmancobra.bsky.social
They're much less explodey nowadays and electric blankets aren't deathtraps either, but those are just facts. They're not going to shift these things I know to be true.
chompmancobra.bsky.social
"What have you done in journalism that you're most proud of, and also what it is like to have done something that doesn't make you feel hollow and empty?"
chompmancobra.bsky.social
I can see there is no pocket on his nice shirt but somehow I am also convinced he has a pocket protector and several pens and propelling pencils
chompmancobra.bsky.social
He made the tough decision to chug an absolute fuckton of piss
chompmancobra.bsky.social
Man, some nice charcoal grilled chicken on a big bed of fries, that would be lovely
chompmancobra.bsky.social
Just call her Ash Regan, because she's a dunce with an inflated sense of her own political importance who has stormed off in a sulk after losing a leadership race, and when you say "Ash Regan" that's already what people think
chompmancobra.bsky.social
Where's the parmesan? Even if a tomato-based sauce is too exotic for their sensibilities, shouldn't there be, you know, parm?
chompmancobra.bsky.social
Nobody outside of Scotland gives a solitary shit about Ash Regan. Barely anyone within Scotland gives a shit about Ash Regan, hence the below. I realise this.

But it's still funny.
euan.bsky.social
if i had a nickel for every time Ash Regan had run for leadership of a party, lost, and then quit that party entirely i’d have two nickels, etc, etc
chompmancobra.bsky.social
Even Craig Murray is occasionally right, to the mild embarrassment of everyone else who's currently right about the thing
chompmancobra.bsky.social
Aw naw, that looked like nice grilled chicken on a bed of french fries but it's not, it's not, it's not that at all
chompmancobra.bsky.social
He does look a bit Cross.
chompmancobra.bsky.social
A man so thoughtlessly and viciously genocidal that the Spanish Empire, one of the all-time vicious genociders, thought it was a bit much and had him returned home in chains
chompmancobra.bsky.social
I'm always here for hate for Christopher Columbus, whose brilliant idea was "we've known since 200BC the diameter of the globe, but what if it's, like, smaller" and was saved from dying in the trackless ocean by bumping into an unexpected continent, which he continued to insist was 'the Indies'"
chompmancobra.bsky.social
If it's The Sheep Song by Craig Ferguson, it's "maaaaaany years ago, oor sheep ran free"

Not sure if helpful
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