In the town where I was born there a guy who did

Well, Maria Luisa? Shall we combine our fleet with France's, and sweep the British from the seas?

They do not sweep the British from the seas.
(Oceans are now battlefields)

When I was your age, searching for a phrase in quotes returned results for that exact phrase

It still says three, what's wrong with people? We needed two!

That's not true but also the actual teeth are all wet teeth

Just flown in from Riyadh, and boy are my excuses tired

It's been obviously an ever growing pile of horseshit without a pony under it for a couple of years, but it's interesting that the wheels have only really started to come off once Starmer hitched his wagon to it. He's got the reverse Midas touch.

We have talked about this before, and just because it's factually correct that pressure cookers are much safer these days, that doesn't make it true

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"What have you done in journalism that you're most proud of, and also what it is like to have done something that doesn't make you feel hollow and empty?"

Yep!

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It's not just me either, I think it's what they're generally called here

I can see there is no pocket on his nice shirt but somehow I am also convinced he has a pocket protector and several pens and propelling pencils

He made the tough decision to chug an absolute fuckton of piss

Man, some nice charcoal grilled chicken on a big bed of fries, that would be lovely

Just call her Ash Regan, because she's a dunce with an inflated sense of her own political importance who has stormed off in a sulk after losing a leadership race, and when you say "Ash Regan" that's already what people think

Where's the parmesan? Even if a tomato-based sauce is too exotic for their sensibilities, shouldn't there be, you know, parm?

Nobody outside of Scotland gives a solitary shit about Ash Regan. Barely anyone within Scotland gives a shit about Ash Regan, hence the below. I realise this.

But it's still funny.

Even Craig Murray is occasionally right, to the mild embarrassment of everyone else who's currently right about the thing

Aw naw, that looked like nice grilled chicken on a bed of french fries but it's not, it's not, it's not that at all

He does look a bit Cross.

A man so thoughtlessly and viciously genocidal that the Spanish Empire, one of the all-time vicious genociders, thought it was a bit much and had him returned home in chains

I'm always here for hate for Christopher Columbus, whose brilliant idea was "we've known since 200BC the diameter of the globe, but what if it's, like, smaller" and was saved from dying in the trackless ocean by bumping into an unexpected continent, which he continued to insist was 'the Indies'"

Aw yiss

If it's The Sheep Song by Craig Ferguson, it's "maaaaaany years ago, oor sheep ran free"

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