Chris P
@chrispummer.bsky.social
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Husband, dad. | he/him | White Sox ⚾️, Blackhawks 🏒 fan | Secular humanist | General enthusiast | Model citizen, zero discipline.
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Thanks. Saw Neil last month, they had it at the merch tent and I thought it would be perfect for occasions like this.
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Put him on that rocket ship.
Protesting in front of a Tesla dealership with a sign that says “Send Elon to Mars.”
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When you are right, you’re right.
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Was very lucky last inning.
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Seen in Maywood, Illinois
Handwritten sign on parked car dash that reads ZIP TYING CHILDREN IS FUCKING WRONG
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For sure, keep doing whatever works!
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Do you let the pot depressurize after the pressure cook ends? They keep softening like a slow cooker after it’s done. Maybe try depressurizing manually after the cook cycle, or knocking 5-10 off the cook timer and turning off the “keep warm” setting.
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An instant pot is even easier. An hour almost entirely unattended and I have a batch for the week.
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mattfromchicago.bsky.social
This is like getting a round table of Karl Malone, Patrick Ewing, and Gary Payton to discuss how to beat the 90s Bulls
maxtani.bsky.social
New: Bari Weiss booked Hillary Clinton, Mike Pompeo, and Antony Blinken for a roundtable on Gaza, her first major move at CBS.

Notably on a CBS call today in which the panel was floated, one producer also repeatedly emphasized the need to hear from Palestinians in Gaza (Weiss did not respond).
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You are right. They are abdicating their position as a reputable grocer. I will stop trying to bail their asses out.
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At least in the stir fry, I’d live without in salads. Raw carrots and onions good enough crunchy texture for me.
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Toss in some canned water chestnuts.
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Not a perfect solution, but I’d sub out the regular salt for celery salt. If you’ve got some languishing in your pantry, can also use Old Bay, which is mostly celery salt, too.
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On Sullivan I expect better from someone who used to be a legman for Royko.
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They’re not nearly that cool.
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Maybe if her politics were more left and she were building out local party infrastructure a big loss doesn’t look as bad. Spending it to make sure everyone knows you’re Republican-lite — no thanks.
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Last time she ran her campaign burned $50 million in cash on TV ads and lost by 20 points. Maybe with $100 million she can lose by 15.
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Get in on this action. The team-by-team NHL previews alone are worth an annual subscription.
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Not just that, but they drafted him and Madrigal both because they thought they could just plug those guys in without much development in the system. One of the many shortcuts they were taking.
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They’re already doing that for another guy.
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Maybe if he got hurt on the play, too.
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Told him I’m sorry I’m such a square, and more sorry it runs in the family.
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My son met a kid named Orion at a percussion camp and wanted to know why I didn’t name him that “or something else cool….”