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@mattfromchicago.bsky.social
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mattfromchicago.bsky.social
Yo this is like watching the White Sox play the White Sox
mattfromchicago.bsky.social
Regardless of what happens here this game is a great advertisement for the pitch clock
mattfromchicago.bsky.social
Throwing absolute junk up there right now
mattfromchicago.bsky.social
Flaherty going to walk in the winning run and end this in the most anticlimactic way possible
mattfromchicago.bsky.social
Flaherty going to walk in the winning run and end this in the most anticlimactic way possible
mattfromchicago.bsky.social
if they get Raleigh to 2B, they have to PR, right?
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yayroger.bsky.social
ADAM AMIN: Welcome to the top of the 47th
[Sun rises]
[Sun keeps getting bigger]
ADAM AMIN: yes
[World engulfed by flames]
ADAM AMIN: oh god yes
AJ PIERZYNSKI: shoulda bunted
mattfromchicago.bsky.social
To play devil's advocate I don't think you can definitively say that he does or doesn't get his index finger out of the way
bubbaprog.xyz
unquestionably hits the bat first
mattfromchicago.bsky.social
Nobel Participation Trophy
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Rep. Buddy Carter: "Donald Trump deserves the Nobel Peace Prize. That's why I'm introducing a resolution today that will honor him with the Nobel Peace Prize."

(It doesn't work like that lol)
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johnathanperk.bsky.social
Should’ve defunded the police like we instructed smh
mattfromchicago.bsky.social
Even AI doesn't know this is AI-generated
mattfromchicago.bsky.social
White Sox have played 2 winner-take-all games in my life and both of them nearly drove me insane
mattfromchicago.bsky.social
Sometimes I'm glad I root for a baseball team that's good charitably once a decade so I don't have to deal with stuff like this that often
mattfromchicago.bsky.social
Sometimes I'm glad I root for a baseball team that's good charitably once a decade so I don't have to deal with stuff like this that often
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celebrityhottub.bsky.social
baseball is the best preparation for death because it does not come with a clock that tells you when your suffering will end one way or the other
mattfromchicago.bsky.social
Why the fuck are my tax dollars paying for crowd control for these ICE shitbags @jbpritzker.bsky.social
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People have been loudly booing the few ICE cars with masked agents inside that we've seen roll through.

ISP telling the crowd anyone who steps over the barricades or into the driveway will be arrested.
mattfromchicago.bsky.social
Another ruling they will simply just ignore
mattfromchicago.bsky.social
This is like getting a round table of Karl Malone, Patrick Ewing, and Gary Payton to discuss how to beat the 90s Bulls
maxtani.bsky.social
New: Bari Weiss booked Hillary Clinton, Mike Pompeo, and Antony Blinken for a roundtable on Gaza, her first major move at CBS.

Notably on a CBS call today in which the panel was floated, one producer also repeatedly emphasized the need to hear from Palestinians in Gaza (Weiss did not respond).
mattfromchicago.bsky.social
Honestly wouldn't surprise me if that's the code word for Diet Coke
mattfromchicago.bsky.social
this is what I would have thought being president was like if I was 5 years old
petersagal.bsky.social
"He works from an office dubbed the “Freedom Suite” on one end of a hallway on the deputy attorney general’s fourth floor, which visitors have described as being decorated with oversize photos of Trump and a small cup of holy water on the wall."

www.wsj.com/politics/pol...
Inside the Justice Department Where the President Calls the Shots
The president has executed a wholesale transformation of the Justice Department, taking control in ways he could have only dreamed of in his first term.
www.wsj.com
mattfromchicago.bsky.social
Obviously this whole thing is an overhyped warning shot at others that the DOJ is fully weaponized to go after Trump's enemies but man, this idiot helped put him in office and this is the thanks he gets
mattfromchicago.bsky.social
we're living in a simulation, don't @ me
razzball.bsky.social
Fan wearing a "Dump Here" jersey with 61 caught Cal's HR 🔥

Immediately changes into an identical 62 jersey
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