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November 27, 2025 at 3:55 AM
Another pointless bar trick I excel at
November 26, 2025 at 7:21 PM
Another pointless bar trick I excel at
Nobody lives more in an insular bubble than these right wing cretins
November 26, 2025 at 6:12 PM
Nobody lives more in an insular bubble than these right wing cretins
Feels like Paramount could save themselves a lot of time, money, and ultimately scorn by just showing President Trump a new cut of an existing Rush Hour movie and telling him it's new
Rush Hour 4 is reportedly a go at Paramount – after Trump intervened on behalf of the movie.
Brett Ratner, accused of sexual misconduct by several women, will bring the franchise back to the big screen
Brett Ratner, accused of sexual misconduct by several women, will bring the franchise back to the big screen
Rush Hour 4 in the works at Paramount after reports of Trump intervening
Brett Ratner, accused of sexual misconduct by several women, will bring his hit franchise back to the big screen
www.theguardian.com
November 25, 2025 at 7:19 PM
Feels like Paramount could save themselves a lot of time, money, and ultimately scorn by just showing President Trump a new cut of an existing Rush Hour movie and telling him it's new
The cruelty and lawlessness of DOGE has been overshadowed by the cruelty and lawlessness of ICE/DHS lately but any Democratic candidate serious about purging this from our body politic should be vociferously demanding that all of them be held accountable for their actions
All DOGE accomplished was purging critical government staff, handing private data to outsiders, and sentencing thousands in developing countries to death by gutting USAID.
I don’t say this lightly: if there were any justice in this world, the people responsible for this devastation would be in jail
I don’t say this lightly: if there were any justice in this world, the people responsible for this devastation would be in jail
DOGE 'doesn't exist' with eight months left on its charter
U.S. President Donald Trump's Department of Government Efficiency has disbanded with eight months left to its mandate.
www.cnbc.com
November 25, 2025 at 7:15 PM
The cruelty and lawlessness of DOGE has been overshadowed by the cruelty and lawlessness of ICE/DHS lately but any Democratic candidate serious about purging this from our body politic should be vociferously demanding that all of them be held accountable for their actions
Authoritarianism has no answer for any problems most of us are facing so it needs to sow chaos to keep people angry or scared
Billionaire Binance founder Changpeng Zhao, pardoned by Donald Trump, has been accused of facilitating millions of dollars’ worth of payments to Hamas in the wake of its attack on Israel on October 7 2023. Zhao also financed the Trump family's entrance into the cryptocurrency market.
Binance founder Changpeng Zhao accused of facilitating payments to Hamas
Crypto tycoon pardoned by Donald Trump faces US court complaint from families of victims of October 7 attack
www.ft.com
November 25, 2025 at 3:09 PM
Authoritarianism has no answer for any problems most of us are facing so it needs to sow chaos to keep people angry or scared
I don't fly that often so when I do I try to dress nicely; I have found, in general this is a simple life hack to get better customer service, but if this is going to be the request of Secretary Reality TV Show buffoon I'm coming to O'Hare looking like I just rolled out of a pile of garbage
Duffy on his demand that air travelers not wear slippers or pajamas: "It honors our country ... don't take your shoes off and put your feet on the chair ahead of you"
November 24, 2025 at 9:12 PM
I don't fly that often so when I do I try to dress nicely; I have found, in general this is a simple life hack to get better customer service, but if this is going to be the request of Secretary Reality TV Show buffoon I'm coming to O'Hare looking like I just rolled out of a pile of garbage
This could not have been more prescient, a real shame so much of the elite media continue treating Trump like some kind of unstoppable force with a mandate to remake American society and not a lucky SOB who capitalized on two of the most poorly run, out of touch oppo campaigns of all time
November 24, 2025 at 5:50 PM
This could not have been more prescient, a real shame so much of the elite media continue treating Trump like some kind of unstoppable force with a mandate to remake American society and not a lucky SOB who capitalized on two of the most poorly run, out of touch oppo campaigns of all time
honestly this is maybe the funniest skeet of all time
November 24, 2025 at 5:42 PM
honestly this is maybe the funniest skeet of all time
lol ZIPS projects Colson to hit .216/23/83 this year and his top age-weighted comp is Bill Sudakis
www.baseball-reference.com/players/s/su...
www.baseball-reference.com/players/s/su...
www.baseball-reference.com
November 24, 2025 at 4:44 PM
lol ZIPS projects Colson to hit .216/23/83 this year and his top age-weighted comp is Bill Sudakis
www.baseball-reference.com/players/s/su...
www.baseball-reference.com/players/s/su...
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Having Elliot Abrams call for regime change on the same day Andrew Tate declares hetero relationships gay makes the whole reactionary project feel like it's losing steam. These guys are all so bored
November 23, 2025 at 11:02 PM
Having Elliot Abrams call for regime change on the same day Andrew Tate declares hetero relationships gay makes the whole reactionary project feel like it's losing steam. These guys are all so bored
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Good morning to everyone who won the North London derby yesterday. ☕️
November 24, 2025 at 7:45 AM
Good morning to everyone who won the North London derby yesterday. ☕️
Rodgers out? Why am I even going to this game
November 23, 2025 at 3:58 PM
Rodgers out? Why am I even going to this game
With arms wide open, now everything has changed
I'll show you love, I'll show you everything
With arms wide open
With arms wide open
I'll show you love, I'll show you everything
With arms wide open
With arms wide open
November 23, 2025 at 2:11 AM
With arms wide open, now everything has changed
I'll show you love, I'll show you everything
With arms wide open
With arms wide open
I'll show you love, I'll show you everything
With arms wide open
With arms wide open
Chicago's most prominent, but struggling, shopping street is a disgusting stroad yet nobody in any position of power here has the imagination of confidence to do anything about it
Keep this in mind when people claim cars mean business — closing Central #Madrid to cars over holidays resulted in a 9.5% boost in retail spending on its main shopping street: STUDY.
There was also a 71% drop in air pollution.
Via @carltonreid.com in @forbes.com. #citymakingmath #citiesforpeople
There was also a 71% drop in air pollution.
Via @carltonreid.com in @forbes.com. #citymakingmath #citiesforpeople
Closing Central Madrid To Cars Resulted In 9.5% Boost To Retail Spending, Finds Bank Analysis
City of Madrid significantly boosted the takings of its shops and restaurants last Christmas by banning cars from the CBD, finds an analysis by Spain's second largest bank.
www.forbes.com
November 21, 2025 at 12:54 AM
Chicago's most prominent, but struggling, shopping street is a disgusting stroad yet nobody in any position of power here has the imagination of confidence to do anything about it
I feel like then we just have to take the accuser's word for it?
ICE’s Detention Center outside Chicago was sued on October 30 for allegedly abusing detainees. One day later, a "system crash" lost all video footage that could have shown how detainees were being treated. trib.al/QwT3aqI
November 21, 2025 at 12:53 AM
I feel like then we just have to take the accuser's word for it?
This should be considered a crime against humanity
CDC has overhauled its website to assert that “the claim ‘vaccines do not cause autism’ is not an evidence-based claim”
November 20, 2025 at 6:42 AM
This should be considered a crime against humanity
Given the insane water demands this bunk technology requires, it's time for the Great Lakes watershed to secede from the United States
BREAKING: President Donald Trump is considering an executive order that would seek to preempt state laws on artificial intelligence through lawsuits and by withholding federal funding, according to a draft of the order seen by Reuters reut.rs/485QCmm
November 19, 2025 at 11:03 PM
Given the insane water demands this bunk technology requires, it's time for the Great Lakes watershed to secede from the United States
lmao would love to see what metrics were used to halve the assessed value of this gigantic piece of prime lakefront land
The Board of Review reduced the building‘s assessed value by more than half, for the 2024 tax year
November 19, 2025 at 10:32 PM
lmao would love to see what metrics were used to halve the assessed value of this gigantic piece of prime lakefront land
These guys are playing 0D chess
NEWS: During a hearing in federal court in VA, prosecutors confirmed that the operative indictment in the case against James Comey was never shown to or voted on by the entire grand jury before it was presented in open court.
Defense counsel argued that’s a complete bar to further prosecution
Defense counsel argued that’s a complete bar to further prosecution
November 19, 2025 at 9:06 PM
These guys are playing 0D chess
not only are they not complying with the federal consent reform mandate, they're actively getting worse, anyways let's dump another $2-$3 billion in this ever expanding black hole
The increase in the number of times Chicago police officers have used force against Chicagoans since 2022 threatens the effort to reform the Chicago Police Department, Illinois Attorney General Kwame Raoul’s office told a federal judge on Tuesday. https://to.wttw.com/4poSZrL
CPD’s Increasing Use of Force Threatens Consent Decree Push: Illinois Attorney General
The Office of the Attorney General told U.S. District Court Judge Rebecca Pallmeyer that immediate steps must be taken to ensure the push to reform the Chicago Police Department results in meaningful ...
to.wttw.com
November 19, 2025 at 7:14 PM
not only are they not complying with the federal consent reform mandate, they're actively getting worse, anyways let's dump another $2-$3 billion in this ever expanding black hole
100% would take a flyer on Garcia even at this price in hopes he could flipped come July
www.mlbtraderumors.com/2025/11/rang...
www.mlbtraderumors.com/2025/11/rang...
Rangers Shopping Jonah Heim, Adolis Garcia
The Rangers are looking to trade a couple of former All-Stars as they contemplate possible non-tenders. Read more at MLB Trade Rumors.
www.mlbtraderumors.com
November 18, 2025 at 9:26 PM
100% would take a flyer on Garcia even at this price in hopes he could flipped come July
www.mlbtraderumors.com/2025/11/rang...
www.mlbtraderumors.com/2025/11/rang...
One day, everyone will have been against this
Ben Shapiro: “When the president said deport all the illegal immigrants, I never thought that he meant that literally”
November 18, 2025 at 8:44 PM
One day, everyone will have been against this
Can't imagine how bad you have to fuck up for a Trump appointed judge to be like, "guys this is too racist"
Here is the federal district court's 2–1 ruling, authored by a very conservative Trump appointee, striking down Texas' new Republican gerrymander on the grounds that it unlawfully discriminates against racial minorities. storage.courtlistener.com/recap/gov.us...
November 18, 2025 at 7:09 PM
Can't imagine how bad you have to fuck up for a Trump appointed judge to be like, "guys this is too racist"