¡matt! ✶✶✶✶
@mattfromchicago.bsky.social
1.5K followers 810 following 6.8K posts
terminally online idiot ✶✶✶✶ he/him
Posts Media Videos Starter Packs
mattfromchicago.bsky.social
Obviously this whole thing is an overhyped warning shot at others that the DOJ is fully weaponized to go after Trump's enemies but man, this idiot helped put him in office and this is the thanks he gets
mattfromchicago.bsky.social
we're living in a simulation, don't @ me
razzball.bsky.social
Fan wearing a "Dump Here" jersey with 61 caught Cal's HR 🔥

Immediately changes into an identical 62 jersey
Described in skeet Described in skeet
mattfromchicago.bsky.social
Truly the world's greatest city
abeanchi.bsky.social
Absolutely gorgeous morning in Chicago.
mattfromchicago.bsky.social
you're not going to believe this but the trump administration is full of shit
mattfromchicago.bsky.social
@divvybikes.bsky.social @asklyft.bsky.social I feel like we need to be able to turn off undocked bikes from view when looking at parking options on the app... This is not helpful in finding out which stations have open docks
mattfromchicago.bsky.social
Uh so then what right do they have to arrest anybody
mattfromchicago.bsky.social
lmao, looks like you can escape any punishment by going up one flight of stairs
esqueer.net
Texas National Guard arrives in Illinois. They're calling them Meal Team 6.
mattfromchicago.bsky.social
"Finish in second place every single year because your fans will say 'Wow, we got a shot. We're in it!' But there's always the carrot left."
mattfromchicago.bsky.social
lol he signed the law that guarantees back pay to furloughed federal workers but also that happened more than 20 minutes ago so he probably doesn't remember
acyn.bsky.social
Reporter: Is it the WH’s position that furloughed workers should be paid their back pay?

Trump: It depends on who we’re talking about. We're going to take care of our people. There are some people that really don't deserve to be taken care of, and we'll take care of them in a different way
Reposted by ¡matt! ✶✶✶✶
owillis.bsky.social
have i mentioned today that rich people have more money than they know what to do with and need higher taxes?
nbcnews.com
The booming IV hydration spa industry, where people pay hundreds of dollars to have vitamins and minerals dripped directly into their veins, operates with virtually no oversight or data backing up its claims, according to the first comprehensive national analysis of hydration clinics.
Hydration spas are largely unregulated, study finds
The first comprehensive research on the growing IV hydration industry finds little oversight of invasive procedures like vitamin drips.
nbcnews.to
Reposted by ¡matt! ✶✶✶✶
mskellymhayes.bsky.social
He was always going to do this. Chicagoans have not rioted, so the administration just lied and said we have. We have not attacked ICE agents, so they just lied and said we did. There was no chaos here, so they created chaotic scenes by attacking people and filmed that shit.
mattfromchicago.bsky.social
It's like West Side Story except it sucks
stevevance.net
Chicago sidewalks are too narrow, example 74

Coco and Jodi meet on Randolph St
mattfromchicago.bsky.social
In the same way you can tell when a child doesn't really socialize with other children and only speaks with their parents adult friends, Bari probably hasn't spoken to anyone who isn't an octogenarian billionaire in the last 5 years
maxtani.bsky.social
Bari Weiss introduced herself to CBS News staff today on the network's 9AM call, saying she wants to "win," which requires restoring trust to CBS. She also said she was excited for staff to get to know the Free Press, and ended her remarks by saying: "Let's do the fucking news."
mattfromchicago.bsky.social
They're defunding you and this is the best you can do, absolute fucking cowardice
mattfromchicago.bsky.social
Oh even the not real cops are lying you say
mattfromchicago.bsky.social
PCA clowning around out there looking like fucking Eloy
mlbbot.bsky.social
Jackson Chourio THREE-RUN HOMER

All seven @Brewers runs have come via home runs! #NLDS
mattfromchicago.bsky.social
Michigan rules but I don't want to be anywhere near it once the snow machine turns on
Reposted by ¡matt! ✶✶✶✶
jaredsnyder.bsky.social
I have an idea for a new social media product, I'm calling it "a bar you can walk to from your house"
mattfromchicago.bsky.social
Me getting up from the bar after paying my $150 tab to get tacos next door
jm539581.bsky.social
Trevor Lawrence, falls, gets back up, and runs it in for the go-ahead touchdown. 😂
mattfromchicago.bsky.social
Zinchenko was the LB who got us from Point A to Point B. Calafiori is the one who is going to get us over the line
scott.cannonstats.com
Arsenal vs West Ham Pass Networks
mattfromchicago.bsky.social
Cannot believe how far I had to scroll to find penne
teganoneil5000.bsky.social
stop what you’re doing right now and give me your off the cuff absolute gut answer: which pasta shape is your ride-or-die