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Charlotte “Chuck” Planet, Local Internet Celebrity

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geniuses are never respected in their lifetime.

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Charlotte “Chuck” Planet, Local Internet Celebrity @chuckassplanet.bsky.social · Aug 17

i only skeet good advice the confusion you might be experiencing is there’s only a small set of the population (mostly cartoon characters that have been rotoscoped into our reality) for whomst the advice actually works.

Charlotte “Chuck” Planet, Local Internet Celebrity @chuckassplanet.bsky.social · 9h

starting a new nail trend callin it Just The Thumbs

Charlotte “Chuck” Planet, Local Internet Celebrity @chuckassplanet.bsky.social · 20h

the funniest thing about the roommate-dog situation is that Cleebus’ asks to be let upstairs not to hang out with us but so she can find a peaceful corner to lick her own ass for about 20 minutes. she doesn’t even say goodbye when she’s done.

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Mx. Fee - FREE LINK @mxfee.bsky.social · 1d

Idk how else to explain to people that no, alt text isn't for posting the link so your skeet looks "clean", or solely cracking a joke.

It's fine if your alt text is amusing but the PRIMARY function must always be to describe the image for someone who cannot see it.

Accessibility must come first.

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Charlotte “Chuck” Planet, Local Internet Celebrity @chuckassplanet.bsky.social · 20h

the mcgriddlesserole

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Charlotte “Chuck” Planet, Local Internet Celebrity @chuckassplanet.bsky.social · 1d

“I gotta order more dog food [beepboop] welp, that was enough internal monologue 4 me.. time 2 go back 2 ignorin my nervous system n makin out w/ my lil flash drive n scroll for 6-8 hours”

how i imagine the inner workings of one that doesnt have 20-30 craft projects 2 tend 2 @ any given moment

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Charlotte “Chuck” Planet, Local Internet Celebrity @chuckassplanet.bsky.social · 1d

U don’t have to be good at sewing or any other art, you just need to be using ur artist brain to be well dressed and true to the self and/or hang with me

Charlotte “Chuck” Planet, Local Internet Celebrity @chuckassplanet.bsky.social · 1d

ahhh so you want to adorn your body in art but only if it was made by slaves and shipped to your front door in a weird plastic sleeve bag thing. the height of glamour.

Charlotte “Chuck” Planet, Local Internet Celebrity @chuckassplanet.bsky.social · 1d

the demographic I’m most perturbed by is people who like fashion, specifically the dressing part (not so much runways/brands) but are like eww gross at the thought of a thrift store and have to lie down at the suggestion of threading a needle to alter something.

Charlotte “Chuck” Planet, Local Internet Celebrity @chuckassplanet.bsky.social · 1d

i guess u don’t actually have to be “crafty” 2 be an appreciator of the arts. lotta that can be done to the couch.

Charlotte “Chuck” Planet, Local Internet Celebrity @chuckassplanet.bsky.social · 1d

i can really think myself into a storm wondering what people who aren’t living a DIY/resourceful/crafty lifestyle think about all day. is it just like “oh I need to buy toothpaste. [jots it down] back to my meaningless existence. I certainly have never had a feeling I needed to understand better”

Charlotte “Chuck” Planet, Local Internet Celebrity @chuckassplanet.bsky.social · 1d

ever come up with a beautiful, devastating insult only to realize you’ll probably never get to use it in spoken conversation

Charlotte “Chuck” Planet, Local Internet Celebrity @chuckassplanet.bsky.social · 1d

had a lot of nice bead time today. lotta time with my thoughts. time to log on and start hating.

Charlotte “Chuck” Planet, Local Internet Celebrity @chuckassplanet.bsky.social · 1d

I was able to put so many more beads on the floor tonight.

Charlotte “Chuck” Planet, Local Internet Celebrity @chuckassplanet.bsky.social · 1d

oh if im “not a real witch” then how come I have this extremely sick dangly moon pinkie ring? would a “fake witch” have that? you look so dumb right now.

Charlotte “Chuck” Planet, Local Internet Celebrity @chuckassplanet.bsky.social · 1d

so we’ve basically rearranged the whole art room but the problem with that is that it’s still the room where I do art so it still looks pretty bad. but the piles are WAY more optimized.

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Charlotte “Chuck” Planet, Local Internet Celebrity @chuckassplanet.bsky.social · 1d

we all would

Charlotte “Chuck” Planet, Local Internet Celebrity @chuckassplanet.bsky.social · 1d

our friendship really is just me asking you what stuff is called

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Landeg @landeg.bsky.social · 3d

Being an artist trying to talk with other artists is just embarrassing. "I like your shapes and colours!" Mortifying playground shit

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✨ A Goddess has NO KING ✨ @the-goddess-speaks.bsky.social · 2d

Never give up HOP.🐸

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Amy @lolennui.bsky.social · 2d

This Halloween I’m going as the scariest thing of all, emotional intimacy!!! ha ha just kidding I’m prion disease

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Slava Greenberg 🩼🏳️‍⚧️✡️🇺🇦 in 🇳🇱 for 🍉 @slavagreenberg.bsky.social · 2d

I’ve never felt more seen by a politician

Zohran Kwame Mamdani @zohrankmamdani.bsky.social · 3d

UNTIL IT’S DONE, Ep. 4: Sylvia Rivera

In the 1970s, queer New Yorkers had been pushed to the margins of NYC. Our trans neighbors faced immense cruelty. But in Sylvia Rivera, they found a champion.

As we combat Trump’s politics of darkness, her legacy can light the path forward.

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Chanda Prescod-Weinstein 🌌 @chanda.blacksky.app · 2d

I prefer “anti-fascist“ for a host of reasons and this is a nice practical one.

Ify Nwadiwe @ifycomedy.com · 2d

I think we really should stop using antifa and just fully say anti-fascist and get them saying they are against anti fascism. Using antifa is giving them some distance and I genuinely think some of their base don’t even know that’s what it stands for.

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Sheryl Weikal and the colorful Parrotlegals @leftistlawyer.com · 1d

Please remember that "that's illegal" is a *description*, not a *conclusion*.

The law PROHIBITS people from doing things. It does not PREVENT people from doing things. "Illegal" does not mean "impossible." "Illegal" means "on a list of actions the government can, but is not required, to punish."

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Jason Adams @jamnpp.bsky.social · 2d

Sometimes there's so much beauty in the world,... I feel like I can't take it. And my heart is just going to cave in.

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Charlotte “Chuck” Planet, Local Internet Celebrity @chuckassplanet.bsky.social · 2d

buying the frog costume is conformist. be your own weird animal. become a muppet.