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the pope of hudson county. the future belongs to the physical media loyalists. fuck streaming. one, two, one two fuck you.

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𝖌𝖗𝖊𝖌𝖌 𝖒𝖊𝖓 𝖙𝖊𝖑𝖑 𝖓𝖔 𝖙𝖆𝖑𝖊𝖘 @clinteldorado.bsky.social · Dec 10

Make it your goal in life to love something or someone as much as Fenriz loves Bathory.

Fenriz of Darkthrone writing “BATHORY” on a blackboard. The subtitle reads “Bathory…it’s beautiful just to write it.”

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Big Iron @big-iron.bsky.social · Aug 3

Crude stick figure art of a guy looking down saying "DAMN SHAWTY OK!"

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Moby Dick @mobydickatsea.bsky.social · 3h

I squeezed that sperm till a strange sort of insanity came over me

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MISANDR//Alewife @misandr.bsky.social · 5h

I put on my robe and wizard hat

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𝖌𝖗𝖊𝖌𝖌 𝖒𝖊𝖓 𝖙𝖊𝖑𝖑 𝖓𝖔 𝖙𝖆𝖑𝖊𝖘 @clinteldorado.bsky.social · 5h

I’ll tell you what lads, I cannot get enough of the album Vacation by the hit new wave combo the Go-Go’s

𝖌𝖗𝖊𝖌𝖌 𝖒𝖊𝖓 𝖙𝖊𝖑𝖑 𝖓𝖔 𝖙𝖆𝖑𝖊𝖘 @clinteldorado.bsky.social · 5h

I went to a telly-themed fancy dress day at school as Bart Simpson, and nobody knew who I was because we were the only family who had Sky (my dad got it to watch rugby).

I also got Pogs before anyone else: the Beano comic gave away a pack as a cover gift the week before they came out in the UK.

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Legendarium @legendarium.bsky.social · 8h

How it feels to go down an Egyptian history Wikipedia rabbit hole while high

Scifi Art @scifiart.bsky.social · 2d

Art by Philippe Caza for Les voies d’Anubis (The Anubis Gates) by Tim Powers (1986 French edition)

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𝖌𝖗𝖊𝖌𝖌 𝖒𝖊𝖓 𝖙𝖊𝖑𝖑 𝖓𝖔 𝖙𝖆𝖑𝖊𝖘 @clinteldorado.bsky.social · 5h

That was awesome.

𝖌𝖗𝖊𝖌𝖌 𝖒𝖊𝖓 𝖙𝖊𝖑𝖑 𝖓𝖔 𝖙𝖆𝖑𝖊𝖘 @clinteldorado.bsky.social · 6h

I take it back. Fuck that dude.

𝖌𝖗𝖊𝖌𝖌 𝖒𝖊𝖓 𝖙𝖊𝖑𝖑 𝖓𝖔 𝖙𝖆𝖑𝖊𝖘 @clinteldorado.bsky.social · 6h

Oh god, I just want to give Clifton a hug.

𝖌𝖗𝖊𝖌𝖌 𝖒𝖊𝖓 𝖙𝖊𝖑𝖑 𝖓𝖔 𝖙𝖆𝖑𝖊𝖘 @clinteldorado.bsky.social · 7h

Been wanting to watch it for ages, really looking forward to it.

𝖌𝖗𝖊𝖌𝖌 𝖒𝖊𝖓 𝖙𝖊𝖑𝖑 𝖓𝖔 𝖙𝖆𝖑𝖊𝖘 @clinteldorado.bsky.social · 7h

“What in the Jim Crow fuck, right?”

I love the writing in this already. A People Under the Stairs reference right off the bat too.

𝖌𝖗𝖊𝖌𝖌 𝖒𝖊𝖓 𝖙𝖊𝖑𝖑 𝖓𝖔 𝖙𝖆𝖑𝖊𝖘 @clinteldorado.bsky.social · 7h

My first thought: ooh, that’s a bad turntable. One of them suitcase pieces of shit with the cheap red stylus.

𝖌𝖗𝖊𝖌𝖌 𝖒𝖊𝖓 𝖙𝖊𝖑𝖑 𝖓𝖔 𝖙𝖆𝖑𝖊𝖘 @clinteldorado.bsky.social · 7h

Being called dumb for not liking One Piece hits about the same as when a friend kept pausing Donnie Darko 20-odd years back to ask if I understood it.

𝖌𝖗𝖊𝖌𝖌 𝖒𝖊𝖓 𝖙𝖊𝖑𝖑 𝖓𝖔 𝖙𝖆𝖑𝖊𝖘 @clinteldorado.bsky.social · 7h

Oh my goodness, nobody ever told me I needed Sheridan Smith in a police uniform.

Sheridan Smith in a police uniform in the new ITV drama series Black Work.

𝖌𝖗𝖊𝖌𝖌 𝖒𝖊𝖓 𝖙𝖊𝖑𝖑 𝖓𝖔 𝖙𝖆𝖑𝖊𝖘 @clinteldorado.bsky.social · 7h

Help, help, someone’s anus has broken loose.

Colibri @colibrisa.bsky.social · 7h

sorry fam u just too fucking dumb 😭😭

𝖌𝖗𝖊𝖌𝖌 𝖒𝖊𝖓 𝖙𝖊𝖑𝖑 𝖓𝖔 𝖙𝖆𝖑𝖊𝖘 @clinteldorado.bsky.social · 15h

I mean, everybody has their own stupid, if you like something go at it full bore… but if you’re over the age of 16 and you watch and enjoy a show like this you should be made to write with crayons and eat with plastic utensils, because you are an emotional infant.

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rax ‘levon honkers’ king @raxkingisdead.bsky.social · 7h

in today’s episode of ‘sean tries to remember a guy,’ we have my husband referring to ‘the lead singer in metallica, Kurt Hetfield’

rax ‘levon honkers’ king @raxkingisdead.bsky.social · 24d

watching my husband try to remember absolutely anybody’s name is incredible. today he referred to keith richards, the guitarist from one of his favorite bands, as ‘richie woods’

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𝖌𝖗𝖊𝖌𝖌 𝖒𝖊𝖓 𝖙𝖊𝖑𝖑 𝖓𝖔 𝖙𝖆𝖑𝖊𝖘 @clinteldorado.bsky.social · 7h

In fairness, both James Hetfield and the most famous Kurt are/were both fond of guns in their own ways.

𝖌𝖗𝖊𝖌𝖌 𝖒𝖊𝖓 𝖙𝖊𝖑𝖑 𝖓𝖔 𝖙𝖆𝖑𝖊𝖘 @clinteldorado.bsky.social · 7h

And the sort of people who like One Piece will go rooting about a fortnight back through my posts to find something to chuck back in my face.

Get a fucking life, man.

𝖌𝖗𝖊𝖌𝖌 𝖒𝖊𝖓 𝖙𝖊𝖑𝖑 𝖓𝖔 𝖙𝖆𝖑𝖊𝖘 @clinteldorado.bsky.social · 7h

Tonight’s film is…

THE BLACKENING!

#ScaryMovieMonth

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𝖌𝖗𝖊𝖌𝖌 𝖒𝖊𝖓 𝖙𝖊𝖑𝖑 𝖓𝖔 𝖙𝖆𝖑𝖊𝖘 @clinteldorado.bsky.social · 8h

Two.

Wore three pairs of socks tonight so no blood.

𝖌𝖗𝖊𝖌𝖌 𝖒𝖊𝖓 𝖙𝖊𝖑𝖑 𝖓𝖔 𝖙𝖆𝖑𝖊𝖘 @clinteldorado.bsky.social · 3d

Had to start again because I’ve been ill.

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Also, might need to get some new trainers – or at the very least some heel protectors until I can afford a new pair.

A white Vans sock covered in blood, from the back of my ankle rubbing against a worm-away part of my trainer

𝖌𝖗𝖊𝖌𝖌 𝖒𝖊𝖓 𝖙𝖊𝖑𝖑 𝖓𝖔 𝖙𝖆𝖑𝖊𝖘 @clinteldorado.bsky.social · 9h

I know it’s in association with a dementia charity, but I’ve got a parent living with it: I don’t need to be reminded of this cruellest of diseases when I’m watching telly.

𝖌𝖗𝖊𝖌𝖌 𝖒𝖊𝖓 𝖙𝖊𝖑𝖑 𝖓𝖔 𝖙𝖆𝖑𝖊𝖘 @clinteldorado.bsky.social · 9h

That Cadbury’s dementia advert can fuck off.

𝖌𝖗𝖊𝖌𝖌 𝖒𝖊𝖓 𝖙𝖊𝖑𝖑 𝖓𝖔 𝖙𝖆𝖑𝖊𝖘 @clinteldorado.bsky.social · 9h

I’d say it was when hope was rekindled, to be honest. English football wasn’t about hooliganism any more and England actually played well in a tournament. For the most part: as Frank Skinner said, football did indeed come home, but someone had parked a bloody great big Audi across the driveway.

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Rick Burin @rickburin.bsky.social · 12h

What makes you proud to be British? For me, this is right up there.

A one-star review from a Texan tourist visiting Liverpool:

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“My wife and I visted Liverpool for our 30th wedding anniversary from Texas. Our evening was ruined when a man dressed as an adult baby called my wife a "Mad yank slut" because she'd never heard of a band called Steps.”

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Autumn Wolff | Lesbian Romance Author @autumnwolff.bsky.social · 10h

Update: The ISS has suffered a massive estradiol leak. All the astronauts are now women. NASA cannot reach them because they're too busy making out.

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