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MISANDR//Alewife
@misandr.bsky.social
Born and raised in the coastal far north, autistic trophy wife. I make easy-listening harsh noise and write ttrpgs. Post-industrial recycled resin since 2014. Worker-owner at Bogfolk. Probably older than you think They/them/none
Pinned
Clear the snow off your fuckin car
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if you do this you should be in prison for animal abuse
January 19, 2026 at 1:38 AM
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showing off to the neighbors how handsome he is
January 18, 2026 at 10:08 PM
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welcome to putting pretzels on my cat. today we will be putting 3 pretzels on my cat's foot at which point he will become distracted and knock all the pretzels off
January 18, 2026 at 1:38 AM
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It’s a punny tag reference.
January 18, 2026 at 4:56 PM
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I'm someone who loves to talk some shit, but if I do it then I'm gonna stand by it, not try to play some "ah you didn't sufficiently read between the lines" trap card about it
January 16, 2026 at 11:43 PM
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Respectfully, I am going to whisper to some of our white comrades a truth that should be more widely known: You definitely have some ancestors to be proud of, ancestors who refused white supremacy, and poured out their lives in many of these struggles over time.

Time to claim your true history.
January 17, 2026 at 7:29 PM
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smithereens are probably one of the more classic things you can be blasted to
January 18, 2026 at 10:16 PM
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PSA: You can take a little break from worrying? 💫
January 18, 2026 at 10:59 PM
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BLEACH SHOULD NOT SMELL GOOD
THIS IS A SAFETY FEATURE
Clorox coming out with a bold "huff bleach" ad campaign
January 18, 2026 at 11:25 PM
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I've made a helpful flowchart
January 18, 2026 at 10:34 PM
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Centering Western perspectives of "true" history by calling our Indigenous histories "prehistory" & insinuating we are only modern due to colonization are two of many ways we are gaslit into assimilation and conformity.

Ernestine Hayes (Lingít) says it brilliantly here ✨️

youtu.be/ejKXuPt6rEY?...
Diminishing Native history as "prehistory" + weaponizing modernity. Always been and will be modern✌🏽
YouTube video by Ayyu
youtu.be
August 21, 2025 at 5:51 AM
At the age of nearly 40 i can confidently say that the only two places I’ve really encountered the word “paisano” have been the Super Mario Brothers Super Show, and a type of Carlo Rossi wine.
January 18, 2026 at 8:06 PM
I love rural Alaska.

*puts hand to ear* wait shit
The year was 2001, we were 15 years old and played roleplaying games until early morning most nights of the week. We played in a shed. It was freezing in the winter and the car heater struggled until the cord melted. The ceiling was covered in dead PCs’ sheets. This is where our dreams were made.
January 18, 2026 at 6:30 PM
January 18, 2026 at 5:10 PM
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important
December 20, 2025 at 1:57 PM
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Whatever little sense of self-preservation Sister Dot has is significantly outweighed by her love of a good prank, even against her beloved and stoically patient wife
November 10, 2025 at 4:47 AM
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Contemplate this upon the Marshall stack of woe.
January 17, 2026 at 3:30 PM
RIP to one of the realest
The greatest interaction I have, or maybe anyone has, ever had on this website.
January 18, 2026 at 5:07 AM
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I got fuckin' nothing to say about this topic. I just thought this was a pretty nice meme about it.

"But what does it mean?"

"It's like... you bring your own interpretation, y'know?"
January 18, 2026 at 12:05 AM
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going to the function / leaving the function
January 17, 2026 at 10:22 PM
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In the 80s, Sweden conducted an experiment where they would raise one twin on system matters, and the other on the opposite.
While they did develop superficially different philosophies, their shared sociocultural traits prevailed in the end. They just REALLY hated each other for unrelated reasons.
January 17, 2026 at 7:03 PM
One of Anchorage’s all-time greatest strengths.
I realise I'm just a freak, but living in a multicultural city is the best thing of all time, it's just the best possible human experience and i can not understand why anyone on earth would be like "weve got to destroy this"
January 17, 2026 at 7:11 PM
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"System doesn't matter" is a shibboleth. You don't often hear it from Shadowrun or GURPS or Kids On Bikes players, for some reason, only dungeon fantasy inspires that cry, whether smooth or crunchy. It's a defense of tradition, not an intellectual argument seeking honest debate.
January 17, 2026 at 5:55 PM
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volume all the way up ‼️ for cat activation snort
January 17, 2026 at 2:40 PM
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neolithic guys get pissed if you tell them their cultures are organized by the type of pots and jewelry they made. "we called ourselves the blood hunters" "we conquered villages far beyond this horizon" sorry bud you're the western linear pottery culture now
January 17, 2026 at 2:52 PM