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Cran Stoker’s Dracula

@cranfath3r.bsky.social

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Middle aged husband, dad, all forms of metal, rock, hip hop, etc etc Plus video games! Live GT: PP5oneDOOdoo Nu Metal Agenda Podcast co-host; Niko and Chris Bears Post-Game Wrap-Up co-host

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Cran Stoker’s Dracula @cranfath3r.bsky.social · 27m

Am I dipping chicken tenders in that honey mustard or just drinking it? Vote now

A thing of honey mustard, a 12 oz Rockstar energy drink, and a 24 oz coffee. Not pictured- the toilet I’ll be victimizing around 12:30pm

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Cran Stoker’s Dracula @cranfath3r.bsky.social · 21h

VERY unhappy that this ever happened

Cran Stoker’s Dracula @cranfath3r.bsky.social · 21h

Brian “Head” Welch from Korn just jammin’ with noted awful human Mike Huckabee

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Cran Stoker’s Dracula @cranfath3r.bsky.social · 21h

Most trade unions only require you have a license and aren’t currently doing a line of cocaine, something to consider

rax ‘levon honkers’ king @raxkingisdead.bsky.social · 22h

i think it should be extremely easy to get a job. what do you really risk just throwing me in the mix and seeing what happens? a few dollars in wages, maybe a few more in the unemployment fund? we both know you have the money. I’M the one who doesn’t have the money! because i’m asking you for a job!

Cran Stoker’s Dracula @cranfath3r.bsky.social · 21h

I thought this was one of the Magus sisters for a second

Cran Stoker’s Dracula @cranfath3r.bsky.social · 1d

Rare meat should only be if a real dragon is DTF, that’s not what Arby’s was ever promising

Cran Stoker’s Dracula @cranfath3r.bsky.social · 1d

I’m just gonna say it— I like Arby’s a lot. The curly fries are still top tier, they’ve got all the best greasy spoon sides, they make tasty deli sandwiches, and the roast beef is just fine for fast food. It’s the same people that hate on Little Ceasars, get over yourself and stuff that face

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Cran Stoker’s Dracula @cranfath3r.bsky.social · 1d

We talked about the BEARS WINNING spotify.link/pDcWDjZusXb

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Cran Stoker’s Dracula @cranfath3r.bsky.social · 1d

Yes we have

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Cran Stoker’s Dracula @cranfath3r.bsky.social · 1d

Celebrate yourself! It’s fine!

Cran Stoker’s Dracula @cranfath3r.bsky.social · 1d

But he does misread routes and releases early way too much at this point

Cran Stoker’s Dracula @cranfath3r.bsky.social · 1d

I think deserves a little more of a grace period on account of Eberflus and Waldron being actively detrimental to his growth for so long last year. Sucks to have to watch inferior play but I’ve still got some faith left

Cran Stoker’s Dracula @cranfath3r.bsky.social · 1d

Just talked to an absolute legend, unbelievable conversation coming your way VERY soon

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Cran Stoker’s Dracula @cranfath3r.bsky.social · 1d

Proactive block, see ya doomkick

Cran Stoker’s Dracula @cranfath3r.bsky.social · 1d

Deeply embarrassing, if they were capable of embarrassment

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Goff @themightygoff.bsky.social · 2d

If any Irish who see this can sign this petition to stop the bomb-signing genocide supporting scumbag from playing Dublin with his shit metal band, it'd be appreciated.
Sure, fuck it. Everyone sign it. It doesn't ask for your address.

#bds

c.org/g8TVFj6cXR

Sign the Petition

Stop Zionist David Draiman playing Dublin’s 3arena

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Cran Stoker’s Dracula @cranfath3r.bsky.social · 1d

lol, they’re signed to the pedophile label

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Cran Stoker’s Dracula @cranfath3r.bsky.social · 1d

I may “Runza” back here tomorrow, and order more food!

Cran Stoker’s Dracula @cranfath3r.bsky.social · 1d

“Hey, who here ordered the”

A bible billboard that concludes with the line Well Done Charlie Kirk

Cran Stoker’s Dracula @cranfath3r.bsky.social · 1d

They got a place here called Runza I’m gonna try, hopefully I don’t get “the Runza” from their food

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Boner Vivant @dougtilley.bsky.social · 1d

Had a blast guesting on this episode. I think we were very fair with an incredibly influential movie (that I've seen a dozen times over the years) that had some of questionable fallout (and questionable gags).

Listen, jerks!

Brian Schmid @schmanthonyp.bsky.social · 1d

FOLKS, it's my anniversary! As a gift, check out maybe the best episode of @boxofficegross.bsky.social we've done. Two beloved guests return, Kevin Gray and @dougtilley.bsky.social, to sort thru the complicated experience of watching THE 40 YEAR OLD VIRGIN in 2025. podcasts.apple.com/gb/podcast/s...

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Cran Stoker’s Dracula @cranfath3r.bsky.social · 1d

My mom died on my birthday in 2018 Bryan

Cran Stoker’s Dracula @cranfath3r.bsky.social · 1d

Kudos on learning two languages!!

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Cran Stoker’s Dracula @cranfath3r.bsky.social · 1d

I was not intending to shame you, I apologize. I just got a little chuckle out of it is all!

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Cran Stoker’s Dracula @cranfath3r.bsky.social · 1d