Cran
@cranfath3r.bsky.social
Middle aged husband, dad, all forms of metal, rock, hip hop, etc etc
Plus video games! Live GT: PP5oneDOOdoo
Nu Metal Agenda Podcast co-host; Niko and Chris Bears Post-Game Wrap-Up co-host
Plus video games! Live GT: PP5oneDOOdoo
Nu Metal Agenda Podcast co-host; Niko and Chris Bears Post-Game Wrap-Up co-host
Also if you wait three minutes he just gives up and dies which is exactly what I do if you don’t respond to my texts
if you played sonic the hedgehog and put down the controller, sonic would look at you and tap his foot impatiently. this was proof that sega genesis cartridges had souls. the decision was made to make the storage cases a lot larger than the cartridges so they would have room to move around in there
February 11, 2026 at 4:20 PM
Also if you wait three minutes he just gives up and dies which is exactly what I do if you don’t respond to my texts
Good morning, good Wednesday morning
February 11, 2026 at 1:56 PM
Good morning, good Wednesday morning
New jack off reaction image just dropped
February 10, 2026 at 4:44 PM
New jack off reaction image just dropped
Repost this if you’re tired as hell #sleepgang
February 10, 2026 at 2:47 AM
Repost this if you’re tired as hell #sleepgang
Re: that prostate cancer blood test commercial:
There’s no way Gronk hasn’t had a finger in his ass
There’s no way Gronk hasn’t had a finger in his ass
February 9, 2026 at 1:58 AM
Re: that prostate cancer blood test commercial:
There’s no way Gronk hasn’t had a finger in his ass
There’s no way Gronk hasn’t had a finger in his ass
That was really, really good
February 9, 2026 at 1:35 AM
That was really, really good
Current snack lineup for the Big Game™️:
Charcuterie board
Spinach and artichoke dip
Buffalo chicken dip
Pretzel rods
Aldi brand Doritos
Costco pizza, pepperoni
Two (2) different types of root beer
What’s everyone’s spread today?
Charcuterie board
Spinach and artichoke dip
Buffalo chicken dip
Pretzel rods
Aldi brand Doritos
Costco pizza, pepperoni
Two (2) different types of root beer
What’s everyone’s spread today?
February 8, 2026 at 3:20 PM
Current snack lineup for the Big Game™️:
Charcuterie board
Spinach and artichoke dip
Buffalo chicken dip
Pretzel rods
Aldi brand Doritos
Costco pizza, pepperoni
Two (2) different types of root beer
What’s everyone’s spread today?
Charcuterie board
Spinach and artichoke dip
Buffalo chicken dip
Pretzel rods
Aldi brand Doritos
Costco pizza, pepperoni
Two (2) different types of root beer
What’s everyone’s spread today?
I haven’t QUIT quit booze but I am down to every other Saturday and only having a couple. That other Saturday is tonight, and Final Fantasy VII Remake Intergrade is about to get fuckin PLAYED
February 8, 2026 at 4:10 AM
I haven’t QUIT quit booze but I am down to every other Saturday and only having a couple. That other Saturday is tonight, and Final Fantasy VII Remake Intergrade is about to get fuckin PLAYED
Gonna go play that FFVII remake if I can peel myself off the couch
February 8, 2026 at 2:25 AM
Gonna go play that FFVII remake if I can peel myself off the couch
Washed every floor in the house today with a bucket and a wash rag on my hands and knees. Cleaning kicks fucking ASS
February 7, 2026 at 8:35 PM
Washed every floor in the house today with a bucket and a wash rag on my hands and knees. Cleaning kicks fucking ASS
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one of the greatest human triumphs of my lifetime is the relentless, unceasing, heroic effort by DECADES' worth of doctors and scientists to find a cure for a disease much of the world didn't take seriously for years because it predominantly affected a community they thought kinda deserved it
Just because good news is worth celebrating:
There is now a Prep medication that is an *every six month* injection.
HIV has, effectively, a vaccination.
There is now a Prep medication that is an *every six month* injection.
HIV has, effectively, a vaccination.
February 7, 2026 at 1:37 AM
one of the greatest human triumphs of my lifetime is the relentless, unceasing, heroic effort by DECADES' worth of doctors and scientists to find a cure for a disease much of the world didn't take seriously for years because it predominantly affected a community they thought kinda deserved it
Union meeting tonight, one of our BAs was trying to encourage us to go to town hall meetings to speak in favor of data centers. Sorry man, not gonna happen lol
February 7, 2026 at 2:57 AM
Union meeting tonight, one of our BAs was trying to encourage us to go to town hall meetings to speak in favor of data centers. Sorry man, not gonna happen lol
Zero replies lmao 🥲
February 6, 2026 at 10:24 PM
Zero replies lmao 🥲
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Are ICE agents Lululemon yoga shirts because, baby, you need to hang those whites
February 6, 2026 at 6:45 PM
Are ICE agents Lululemon yoga shirts because, baby, you need to hang those whites
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Please help me be able to afford my phone bill a bit later this month so I can stay connected online. Thank you so much, always. ❤️ that's all.
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February 5, 2026 at 10:12 PM
Please help me be able to afford my phone bill a bit later this month so I can stay connected online. Thank you so much, always. ❤️ that's all.
www.paypal.me/XP1991
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cash.app/$laPazdeKate
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venmo.com/code?user_id...
www.paypal.me/XP1991
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cash.app/$laPazdeKate
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venmo.com/code?user_id...
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Twin Cities tow truck driver returns abandoned vehicles to families after ICE arrests - CBS Minnesota share.google/becCjcjvfGiG...
Twin Cities tow truck driver returns abandoned vehicles to families after ICE arrests
Juan Leon sends a "chase" car to check out where abandoned vehicles are located and arranges discreet drop-offs. Since late December, he estimated they have dropped off 250 cars.
share.google
February 6, 2026 at 3:50 PM
Twin Cities tow truck driver returns abandoned vehicles to families after ICE arrests - CBS Minnesota share.google/becCjcjvfGiG...
It’s my lunch time at work. Some air-fried tofu and like half a tub of hummus. We’re living out here
February 6, 2026 at 5:25 PM
It’s my lunch time at work. Some air-fried tofu and like half a tub of hummus. We’re living out here
Haven’t listened to this just yet and I just met this person but go on ahead and buy this one today!
It’s #BandcampFriday and I’d love it if you checked out my album! Based on some of the responses I’ve gotten it’s for fans of: Fountains of Wayne, Nick Lowe, Jeff Rosenstock, Ween, Cheap Trick and Colleen Green.
My first album is a collection of homemade power pop tunes I’ve been making by for the past few years. I hope you enjoy it.
February 6, 2026 at 12:57 PM
Haven’t listened to this just yet and I just met this person but go on ahead and buy this one today!
I will also do this. What the heck as they say
February 6, 2026 at 12:55 AM
I will also do this. What the heck as they say
What a weird thing to say because I’m not in those files and neither is anybody I know 🤷🏻
very weird “I am Spartacus” thing happening right now with the worst people on earth
February 6, 2026 at 12:53 AM
What a weird thing to say because I’m not in those files and neither is anybody I know 🤷🏻
I’ve been on my knees all day at work since Monday (save it ya pervs), two things about that:
How the hell do baseball catchers do this, and my quads are on FIRE rn
How the hell do baseball catchers do this, and my quads are on FIRE rn
February 5, 2026 at 7:57 PM
I’ve been on my knees all day at work since Monday (save it ya pervs), two things about that:
How the hell do baseball catchers do this, and my quads are on FIRE rn
How the hell do baseball catchers do this, and my quads are on FIRE rn
Pretty sure I got Weird Al to delete a selfie with Jelly Roll, approx. 3 hours before all the scrutiny around him being a liar started to swell. I just want to say you’re welcome Al
February 4, 2026 at 4:58 PM
Pretty sure I got Weird Al to delete a selfie with Jelly Roll, approx. 3 hours before all the scrutiny around him being a liar started to swell. I just want to say you’re welcome Al
🎶she wears short skirts/I wear short skirts/she’s short skirted/and I’m in a short skirt🎶
February 4, 2026 at 2:05 PM
🎶she wears short skirts/I wear short skirts/she’s short skirted/and I’m in a short skirt🎶
One Layoff After Another
February 4, 2026 at 12:54 PM
One Layoff After Another
Ah fuck, I’m washing my hair that day
February 4, 2026 at 11:11 AM
Ah fuck, I’m washing my hair that day