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🎅🏼 Cranta Claus 🎅🏼
@cranfath3r.bsky.social
Middle aged husband, dad, all forms of metal, rock, hip hop, etc etc

Plus video games! Live GT: PP5oneDOOdoo
Nu Metal Agenda Podcast co-host; Niko and Chris Bears Post-Game Wrap-Up co-host
Real quick, everyone pause BSky until I’m able to check back in at like 9pm. Thanks
November 26, 2025 at 3:59 PM
You guys didn’t see it but he winked at the camera after he said it
November 26, 2025 at 3:27 PM
Great news: the shipment I was waiting on here at the job has ARRIVED. Cutting the crew loose and then nine short hours until I’m at home
November 26, 2025 at 3:03 PM
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No. The Thing is a movie about a bunch of people who all distrust and hate each other trapped in one building as the tension between them slowly builds until it reaches a breaking point. It's a Thanksgiving movie.
November 25, 2025 at 6:04 PM
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Good morning to Brazilian reporter Manuela Borges, who’s been waiting eleven years for this petty moment. ❤️ 🇧🇷
November 26, 2025 at 1:04 PM
One of the funniest ad libs is in Tryin’ 2 Do Something by Master P when Fiend says “cause your curves got me wanting’ to slide home” and someone yells “SAFE”

(If you saw a typo, no you didn’t)
November 26, 2025 at 12:52 PM
I concur. With very few exceptions, if a pie is bad it’s because someone messed up the recipe or overbaked it. If cake is bad, it’s because a lot of cake is inherently a dry biscuit dipped in buttercream
Actually, all pie is good. Cake, however, runs the gamut from absolute ecstasy to utter dogshit.
November 26, 2025 at 3:30 AM
Love to do kick ass shit like walk nearly 4 miles in 45 minutes with a weighted vest on a 15% incline and then just ruin that by eating two frozen pizzas
November 26, 2025 at 3:19 AM
Hot sauce is like “expires 1/15/3029”
November 26, 2025 at 1:26 AM
I threw together a playlist in about ten minutes for a younger guy I was working with who was curious about my general taste and I’m revisiting it and surprise- I have really good taste open.spotify.com/playlist/00g...
Spotify – Web Player
open.spotify.com
November 25, 2025 at 9:42 PM
I didn’t forget you ratfucking your best friend so some shitlibs would see the Minecraft Movie you pice of shit Jack Black
Seriously, fuck whoever decided to name the new Anaconda “Anaconda” and not “Anaconda: The Jack Blackening” or “Not Another Anaconda Movie” or fucking ANYTHING that distinguishes it. Suck a donkey dick, marketers.
November 25, 2025 at 9:15 PM
“AI is” should only ever be followed by “not used”
This is so soulless, I can't stand it. We have BRAINS. We can USE THEM.
November 25, 2025 at 6:53 PM
They’re making me do my job today this is BULLSHIT
November 25, 2025 at 3:19 PM
He keeps changing his name but I’m pretty sure my old stomping ground still has an out-and-out Zionist/genocide denier writing for them and that just stinks out loud man. I’m estranged from all those guys and have been for a while but you still hate to see it
November 25, 2025 at 2:35 PM
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Friendly reminder that striking workers are asking you not to patronize ANY Starbucks store.

If you're traveling this week, your airport definitely has other options. Zero reason to even think about crossing a picket line!
November 24, 2025 at 2:39 PM
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This is so incredible. You have to see the photos. These workers held the line for THREE YEARS www.publicsource.org/post-gazette...
November 25, 2025 at 5:29 AM
Not gonna be inundating you with daily updates but that first day off the sauce is always the weirdest one, trying to figure out what to fill that time with, and being ok with just being a little bored
November 25, 2025 at 2:07 AM
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Nintendo Kirby Face Fuzzy Slipper Socks $8.94 via Box Lunch. https://ow.ly/TwOz50XwRzb
November 24, 2025 at 9:45 PM
I kinda just wanna go to bed but I also kinda wanna eat a whole pack of hot dogs and then go to bed
November 25, 2025 at 12:04 AM
November 24, 2025 at 7:08 PM
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This month on the podcast we did another contrast episode. This time we defined "real emo" and remembered some unfortunate things about Fall Out Boy.
Break Stuff: The Unbelievably True Story of the Best Worst Genre in Music History Episode 14 - If You Wanted Honesty: The Emo Insurgency (2003 - 06) | The Nu Metal Agenda Podcast
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November 24, 2025 at 2:24 PM
Even sadder than Musk here is Joe Rogans obnoxious fake laugh and the way he keeps saying “and it’s gonna get EVEN BETTER”, absolute fucking buffoons the both of them
Everything about this might be the saddest thing I’ve ever seen
November 24, 2025 at 2:49 PM
This is your moment to let you know it’s gonna be ok, if you see this take a breath and a moment for yourself and allow me to remind you it’s gonna be ok
November 23, 2025 at 10:25 PM
BEAR THE FUCK DOWN. ZERO STARTING LINEBACKERS LETS FUCKING GOOOOO
November 23, 2025 at 9:13 PM
Fool me once
Fool me twice
Ohhhhhh, fool me deadly
November 23, 2025 at 8:11 PM